Shabooty Interview Series: Brittany Ireland (Miss Howard TV May 2011)
Brittany Ireland made a huge splash as Miss Howard [Stern] TV’s May 2011 Model. I think she’s hot, she thinks I’m funny, and so this interview naturally turned out great… read below to find out more about the Chicago native Playboy Live model turned Howard Stern Show superstar. And I have to admit, the interview digressed progressed into us just flirting with each other. Bonus! Except the part when Brittany proceeded to tell me about #ManhoodMonday’s on Twitter, that was one part of the conversation which I didn’t need to hear, and I neglected to include in this interview.
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Shabooty: Are you a Kathy Ireland fan?
Brittany Ireland: Haha, did the last name give it away? Yeah I mean I’m not a white girl so, I’m only like part, but yes, I do like Kathy Ireland quite a lot.
And then was Brittany based on Britney Spears?
It was, she was my complete inspiration, I thought to myself, who is a really good role-model and Brittany Spears just came to mind, and I figured why not try to be like her, and so I did.
And so how old are you right now?
I am 23.
Wasn’t Kathy Ireland before your time?
Well I mean in all real seriousness, I mean I don’t know much about Kathy Ireland, I know she was famous or whatever, a lot of people on twitter always ask me, “oh do you know Kathy Ireland, are you related to her?” But no, I think she’s a great icon but yeah there was no motivation behind her and I, we’re not related.
Being the 2nd most recent Miss Howard TV, how was your time on the Howard Stern Show?
You know what I actually had a lot of fun. I’m not even gonna lie, I thought it was gonna be like just so different from what it was. When I got there, Ronnie was really funny and really nice. And the staff was surprisingly enough and I’m not even gonna lie, they’re all hot. They’re all hot, really nice guys, and I’m like this is perfect, they gave me pizza, they made me laugh, I was loving it, so I had a great time and I had a lot of fun in studio with Howard, he was funny, Robin was great, all of the producers were really, really nice, Devon [Alexis] was hilarious, she had me cracking up in the greenroom because she brought little Jack [Daniels] shooters from her hotel room and she was doing shots by herself, it was cracking me up at 7 o’clock in the morning. So yeah, it was a very interesting experience.
Now did you like Ronnie the Limo Driver or was he a grumpy old man?
Haha, look at you trying to start shit. See look at you, I knew, I was waiting. You know what he’s actually not grumpy, he’s actually like a really cool dude. I mean I dunno how old he is, but I mean he’s a little older, later that night at Rick’s Cabaret he was the man, all the girls were like, “Ronnie, oh my god!” So he seemed like a pimp to me, I mean I dunno, we didn’t really talk that much, but I mean he wasn’t grumpy, he was pretty happy. He was pretty cool.
How was Rick’s with Lonnie?
He was actually really nice, they gave us all dinner, it was me, Ronnie, some of the producers, the photographers, Devon, some of our friends, and yeah, they were great. He set it all up, upstairs and the girls were giving dances, I loved it. I have a great time. You put me in a strip-club, I’m bound to have fun.
Yeah, I need to go and hang with Lonnie.
You should go, the girls in there are hot. I’m not even gonna lie, those girls, some of those girls are hot bitches. Strip clubs are what they are, ya know, you go there, you have fun, but it’s crazy because I got so many girls who wanted to go hang out afterwords, I was with some of my friends and I kept recruiting them girls and I was like oh my god, it got to a point where I was like enough, I don’t want anymore of these girl’s numbers. As much as I like to hang out with them, enough is enough. But it was cool, it was fun. We went to some club or something afterwords, with some of the people from 50 radio, so it was pretty cool.
Speaking of Howard Stern, were you surprised how cultish the fans are?
I personally, had no idea, the following that Howard has, and how devoted and dedicated they are… Howard Stern fans are like none other. They are die-hard, harder than Playboy fans, and I thought they were die-hard. There’s some loyal fans in Playboy, that know everything about every girl, but when I went on the Howard Stern Show, these fans, it was just intense. Not in a bad way, but they love Howard, they love Robin, they love everybody on the show, they have very strong opinions, and ya gotta respect it. And I actually loved it. Some of them are very vocal, and it’s fun to go back and forth, cause it’s like fuxk, you’re really entertaining. I didn’t realize it was so “culty.” I feel like I’m part of the group now.
Yeah even if you’re (in your case) on the show, or even if you’re mentioned on the show for one second, your twitter or your facebook blows up.
I had no idea how crazy… I went from a thousand or two thousand followers on twitter, to close to 10,000 in a few days. It was nuts. I was like OMG. To this day, I haven’t seen… usually when I do any kind of interview I never look at it after the fact, and a lot of the fans are like, “we see you on Howard TV”… and I’m just happy they’re happy. I want them to be happy. Cause I guess some of the girls were not great at reading their TV scripts, so I’m glad I could, make it easy for everybody.
What do you think of Arnold’s actions with his maid?
Haha, I guess that shit’s going around, apparently, huh? I mean it’s Arnold, shit, I mean I dunno what the details were because I haven’t really followed that, I know they split or something, but I guess that sucks. It’s hard for the family. I think everybody loves the gossip but they have kids and they were a family and I’m sure it’s a really hard time for both of them and I think people should respect that. I think that just sucks.
I don’t get celebrities who get in their cars and roll down their windows in front of paparazzi so they could be photographed, but then they totally ignore them and drive away, but why are you rolling down your window in the first place.
Ya know, it’s so crazy to me. Lately, thank god, my career’s been going really well. People change for some reason. I think it’s one of those things where people like to act like they hate the paparazzi, but they really love the paparazzi. I think deep down, a lot of celebrities do like the paparazzi, cause they connect them with fans, they just like to act like they don’t. Ya know, I’m very fun, I’m not like too good for the world, or whatever. But yeah, I don’t understand that, either so that makes two of us.
Are you still hollaring at that Dentist guy [whom you talked about on the Stern show]?
Haha, the doctor? Doctor Hot. I am talking to Dr. Hot. He is still hot. He still is amazing. I will be seeing him at the Playboy Golf finals.
Did he hear you talking about him on Howard Stern?
He did, he called me with all of his buddies, and I was like, “I told you I was gonna tell everybody how great you were.” I mean how can you go wrong, you have a hot doctor, who is a doctor. I can already tell you all of the perks to that, so it’s a win-win for me. And he’s just all into everything I’m into, he’s down for it. So it’s a great situation. So yeah…I still talk to the doctor.
So [being from Chicago], you want the Bulls to beat the Heat?
I do, I am going to throw it out there, I think LeBron is a bully, I think LeBron and D.Wade are bullies, I think they need to back up off of Derrick Rose. I think the Bulls need to beat them, and that’s that. I am all about Team Bulls, I think the Heat are overrated, I do not like them, and yes, I’m saying it, you can put it on the record, I don’t even care.
I agree with you, I think the Heat are douches, and I like the underdogs.
Yeah, they’re just all cocky fux, I’m watching LeBron plow through everybody, getting 30-zillion fouls, like sit down. He’s just evil. I really wanna see them lose.
Are you Bi?
Haha, selectively. It depends on my mood. Ya know, I like girls who like girls sometimes like boys, I like boys… ya know, I dunno, I’m a very free spirit. I would say I’m on the sharing team, so that means that if there’s a hot girl and I just happen to make out with her…
You’re on the ‘Sharing is Caring Team’?
I am. I like to share, do ya like to share?
Long as there are no dudes involved.
Hahah, well yeah, that would not be good, but yes, see sharing is good. It’s good for everybody, it makes everybody happy. You see, if we shared more in the world, life would be a lot better, people would not be so angry.
So do you like white chicks more, or black chicks?
A lot of the girls I hang out with are either mixed or they’re white. Although, I just recently met a girl through my friend Drama, and she’s this new model girl and her name’s Shayla, and she is the hottest bitch I’ve ever seen in my life. She’s a black girl…her body’s ridiculous. I think she’s gonna be doing pretty well, and she’s very cool and she is very, very into girls. I don’t really discriminate, if you’re hot, you’re hot. I don’t care if you’re purple, green, I really don’t give a shit. If you’re down to have fun, then so am I.
That girl you mentioned, she must have a “Tank-Ass.”
She does, she has the biggest ass I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and she has really big tits. And she’s actually like a really pretty girl, cause usually these girls go get their ass-implants, and their tits done, and their face is all jacked when you see them in person, but she’s just a genuinely pretty girl.
I know you’re friends with a chick on the Basketball Wives reality TV show, but in the future, if they made a “Doctor’s Housewives,” you could maybe be on that show.
Right they should, see… there you go. See I like the way you think. They should, but I don’t think that’d be so interesting. I don’t think people care about Doctor wives, they’d be like this is stupid, we want some Hockey wives or some Soccer wives. They always want the athlete.
Or it could be… unless it was like, Botched Plastic Surgeon’s Wives and it could be Kanye West’s Mom’s Plastic Surgeon’s WIFE… or Dr. Conrad Murray’s WIFE.
Yeah, now that some TV people would want to see, I don’t think they’d wanna see about just a regular doctor. I mean I could go find a plastic surgeon, go to Miami and see what I could find.
Yeah and I’m sure most Stern fans, aren’t a fan of your Doctor friend either.
Yeah, I don’t think they like him too much, haha. I mean I’m just gonna throw that out there, but yeah, I don’t really think they do, and that’s unfortunate because he’s actually like a really cool dude. I heard too, through the grape-vine, that you’re a very cue boy, by the way!
Uh, I’m decent! Haha.
Well, I heard you are quite the ladies man.
I try… [editor's note: then I give Brittany my resume of pseudo-famous women, not to be published here]. Lol.
Really, you have girls on Skype like that?
Yeah and it ain’t no “pay” thing, if you know what I mean.
Haha, you are funny, oh my god. I need to make you my buddy, oh boy! Wow, I learn something new every day. Well good for you… she’s a bad-bitch.
Yeah, I’m so inside (with my info), that I know she’s running low on Blow Pops. [editor's note: my apologies for the cryptic-ness]. And this other chick, she was a cougar.
Oh my god, why are you banging cougars like that? Jesus, you should be hitting Miley Cyrus or some shit, not like cougar woman. I would almost bet, you could pull young, hot, girls. I’m just gonna go out on a limb there. You are so crazy, and by the way, I heard you would love to hook up with Devon [Alexis]. I read your little blog, you are very interesting.
Yeah, I posted her pictures and said she could get it!
Yeah I heard you wouldn’t kick us out of your bed, well, if I ever do meet you in person, we can do like a little like I’ve seen you in person, now let me tell you what I think!
I’ll get a stethoscope for ya, you know…
You are so crazy, oh my god. You do that!
Lastly, what ya working on next?
The stuff that I have coming up is… 50/Fifty magazine, I’m doing a shoot with them next week, which I’m really, really excited about. We’re gonna do it in Tampa. I have a bunch of stuff coming up on my website, BrittanyIreland.me. Tons of stuff that I need to release on twitter, @BrittanyIreland. It’s all of these photos, it’s crazy because I have this shoot and I have this PlayboyTV stuff that’s coming out soon, Camp Playboy, so if anybody has the Playboy channel, they can catch Screech from Saved by the Bell, I break out of camp and steal his jeep and convince some other girls to go into town and have some fun on a boat and what not, so that should be fun. Just a lot of stuff within Playboy. Testing is coming up and more PlayboyTV stuff, some bad-ass stuff, Mixed Magazine, we’re in talks with them, and possibly, I hope it’ll go through, a spokesmodeling thing with a really big urban clothing line so that’s the main thing I’m working on right now. So yeah, we’ll see, this year should be pretty good, this summer is supposed to be great. I’m excited.
Long as it ain’t FUBU, I think you’ll be good.
Haha, yeah def. no Fubu, no Coogi, none of that. Well yeah, thank you so much, I hope I answered all of your questions.
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