Teaser: South Park Creators Go In On Steve Jobs with the HUMANCENTiPad

Teaser: South Park Creators Go In On Steve Jobs with the HUMANCENTiPad

This season premiere of South Park is gonna be teh JOKEZ! I’m not sure when the actual premier date is gonna be though. Possibly this Wednesday… Comedy Central doesn’t send me press releases unless they’re trying to promote their really desperate comedy specials like Eddie Griffin’s most recent one. Laf.

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Permalink Posted in: apple, comedy, iphone, show, tv, video April 25, 2011

Lady GaGa Booty Pics! 2.0 (2011)

Lady GaGa Booty Pics! 2.0 (2011)

You know when I originally posted these pics, the shitheads over at g00gle adsense complained… because I guess these pictures were too graphic? Well, fck ‘em cause the pix are back! $$$

Remember to always follow your heart booty.

Rest of booty shots after the jump…

And also remember, it’s not jo’ face, it’s sha- booty.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, music April 25, 2011

Woman Finds Alligator in Bathroom #notwinning

Woman Finds Alligator in Bathroom #notwinning

See ladies this is what happens when you leave your used tampons out in the bathroom trash, it attracts animals. Lolz.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video April 25, 2011

Mug Shot of the Hoodrat that Attacked the McTranny: Teonna Monae Brown (PIC)

Mug Shot of the Hoodrat that Attacked the McTranny: Teonna Monae Brown (PIC)

Teonna Monae Brown, who lives several blocks away from the Baltimore-area McDonalds, was arrested Friday on three assault counts in connection with the April 18 assault of Tranny Chrissy Lee Polis, 22. A second alleged assailant, who is 14, has been charged as a juvenile.

Brown is pictured above in a mug shot released this morning by the Baltimore County Police Department. She is being held in the Baltimore County Detention Center in lieu of $150,000 bail.

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Permalink Posted in: dc, food April 25, 2011

Aside From Florence, Italy Guess Which Italian City The Jersey Shore Cast Will Go Next Season (Shabooty Exclusive)

Aside From Florence, Italy Guess Which Italian City The Jersey Shore Cast Will Go Next Season (Shabooty Exclusive)

So the mayor of Florence wants to be a dickhead when it comes to the filming of next season’s Jersey Shore? … Well the cast and production have a trump card up their sleeve called Sicily.

You heard it here first… the cast probably could give a rat’s ass about Florence and their laws, because they’re even more so looking forward to partying it up on the island of Sicily, Italy.

By the way, if you want to get technical, Sicily isn’t a city, it’s the name of the island… the capital is Palermo. Expect them there. This is major “inside iggy”.

[Shabooty Exclusive]

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Permalink Posted in: jersey shore, shabooty exclusive, show, tv April 25, 2011

Brittany Ireland Miss Howard TV May 2011 (Pics + Video) [Howard Stern Show]

Brittany Ireland Miss Howard TV May 2011 (Pics + Video) [Howard Stern Show]

I haven’t listened to this part of the interview from today’s Howard Stern Show yet, but I guess she’s a light-skinted black chick.

I think I like Devon Alexis more though. Shrug, not that I’d kick either of them out of my bed for mere saltines. Lolz.

UPDATE: Another pic after the jump…

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Permalink Posted in: chick, howard stern, model, show, sirius, tv, video April 25, 2011

Dr. Dre Chrysler 300 S Commercial

Dr. Dre Chrysler 300 S Commercial

Omg, Dr. Dre is such a toolbag. This is the same guy who will walk into an LA restaurant with a white chick and beg the paparazzi to not take their picture. And notice how he’s never getting out of a Chrysler and it’s always usually a Benz [in real life]. … Makes me wanna vomit.

He’s more suited to be in a the movie 300 commercial than a Chrysler 300 commercial, since he’s so jacked up on roids. #justsayin

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, tv, video April 25, 2011

This is What Happens When You Hang With The Shabooty Dynasty

This is What Happens When You Hang With The Shabooty Dynasty

I tapped this out on my keyboard on Saturday… enjoy.

Man I went out last night and it turned stupid and not in a good way. Lol. My friend’s Dad passed away, so we were all drinking at a bar …the bar was lame though, (and filled with snotty grenades), so when we get outside, we’re trying to figure out where to go next. The next thing we know, my friend was all like, “I think I’m having a heart attack, I’m having trouble breathing” type shit. So we were like “huh?” He was basically just drunk as fu*k, and we were trying to gauge how serious he was being and if he actually needed medical attention.

But that turned into the whole night. Eventually, (after chasing him around the street for a little while), we end up at another bar named Clyde’s and we sit down and put a water in front of him, but he’s not having any of it. At one point he’s hunched over the table with his tongue sticking out of his mouth, like as if he’s having trouble breathing. I think it was all psychosomatic.

So one second he’s having a heart attack and the next second he’s fine, trying to hollar at chicks and at that point where we couldn’t drink anymore in front of him cause he was too hammered, we were like fu*k it, the Metro closes in an hour, so we gonna roll, but he was trying to stay, so we rolled out.

Then, I get home and I text him, “You good dawg?” And he goes, “F- ya’ll.”

A couple hours later, he called needing a place to crash and I was asleep. Lolz.

He ultimately told me he got home at 8 AM, but I’ve yet to get the whole story. By the afternoon the following day (when he was sober and not belligerent), he was ready for round two. –ShakingMyDamnHead.

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, comedy, dc, shabooty, shabooty dynasty April 25, 2011

Lol: Wild Interview With N.O.R.E (Noreaga) On A German Web Show! (Host Is On Drugs)

Lol: Wild Interview With N.O.R.E (Noreaga) On A German Web Show! (Host Is On Drugs)

Roffle this killed me. So this is what it’d be like if Hitler was a wigger.

I’d so hang with them cats though, they mad outta control!

P.s. I threw back a couple Blue Moons on this fine Easter evening, so I may be easily amused.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, show, video April 24, 2011