‘Captain America: The First Avenger’ (TRAILER) NEW

‘Captain America: The First Avenger’ (TRAILER) *NEW*

This looks better than the Thor movie to me. The Thor movie looked a little cheesy.

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Australian School Bully: “I’m Not Sorry” [For Bullying Kid Zangief]!

Australian School Bully: “I’m Not Sorry” [For Bullying Kid Zangief]! (Bully Richard Gale Interview on Today Tonight)

Lol at 5:39.

I can’t tell, does Richard have an eyebrow piercing or is that a birthmark?

Damn a youtube commenter ethered Richard’s dad: “WTF???? IT’S A TALKING RAT GUYS!!” …that’s what I’m saying, can we tap the bully’s father to play Master Splinter in the next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live action movie reboot?

And why do Aussies wear those fruity stockings?

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Curtis Bieber (50 Cent x Justin Bieber Photoshop)

Curtis Bieber (50 Cent x Justin Bieber Photoshop)

I think this was trending cause the fake ass Dave Chappelle twitpicced it.

I should probably google and check but is there an iPhone app that does this? I might need to cop on GP (nullus).

Speaking of apps, this is sorta unrelated but be sure to pick up the free app ‘Trapster’ — it alerts you to police check points and speed traps, etc. I could have used this Sunday night.

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Strip Pole Dancing For Jesus (on Grenade-Proof Poles)

Strip Pole Dancing For Jesus (on Grenade-Proof Poles)

I’m not gonna lie, the thing that impressed me the most about this video was how “grenade-proof” those poles were. Really the work of God.

Speaking of a grenade, you know what this grenade just told me? “So are you obsessed with the Jersey shore?”

#fuckouttahere (the hashtag is me talking).

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Howard Stern Sues Sirius XM for Millions

Howard Stern Sues Sirius XM for Millions

Two parts to this post. The top part is the rundown from this morning, where Howard briefly touched on the suit, and after the jump is a further analysis of the lawsuit by another blog.

Howard Suing Sirius XM. 03/23/11. 6:20am
Howard took a call from a guy who asked about this lawsuit he has with Sirius XM. Howard said he is suing them. He said he has never gotten on the air and discussed his financial situation. That’s just not something he does. He said this ties in with that so he won’t say a lot about it. He said he’s an honest guy and he’s operating from an honest place. He said he knows one thing and he’s honest and he believes that he’s been dealt with unfairly. He said it’s not comfortable to be doing this but that’s what he thinks he has to do. He said he can’t get into it much more than that. Howard said he isn’t asking for anything that isn’t his.

The caller said that it seems like Howard always lives up to his side of contracts and the companies are the ones who pull out. Howard said he’s not going to get into it much more than that. He said it’s very unfortunate. The caller asked how management is treating him now. Howard said he hasn’t had any interaction with them since the lawsuit was filed.

Robin said this whole thing is shocking. Howard said he couldn’t handle this any other way. He said he feels like breaking up a dressing room but he won’t be doing that.

Howard said he can’t get into the details of the suit. He said he would like to but he’s trying to use his head. He said he’s ready to go home now. He said he’d like to talk about this because now he’s distracted. He said this whole thing is not pleasant. He said he knows Robin wants to ask him stuff but he can’t talk about it. He said that this is something that has happened to many people and he’s just one in a long line. He said that he’s going to continue his association with the company. This is just a business argument. He said he has to take a break to get his mind off of this. He said he’s very distracted right now. Howard said he has to calm himself down after that. He said he feels like taking his shirt off right now. It’s very weird. [mf] (Via: MarksFriggin)

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James The Big Hairy NYC Subway Car Beggar (Joey Boots Video)

James The Big Hairy NYC Subway Car Beggar (Joey Boots Video)

Per Joey Boots: Taking the 4-train uptown from 59th street and this guy appears in the car announcing he is homeless and needs some change.

This ninja looks CRAZY! He is such a scenester.

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I was gonna shit on @iamch0pper then I noticed he had more followers than me

I was gonna shit on @iamch0pper then I noticed he had more followers than me

[Editor's Note: I wrote this while I was tipsy last night]

Yo, no shots at Chopper City directly, but indirectly — fuck that ninja.

I used to date a chick that saw Chopper City (btw, how pretentious is it to name yourself a city), at a diner near Baltimore right, and she called me up like she saw someone with the star-power of Rebecca black. Granted, this was a few year ago, so let’s say as if she saw Lil Wayne.

And I was like so what? Fu*k Chopper, he’s a bama. The fu*k I care if you saw him? So anyways, there’s no real point to this rant other than ladies, stop jocking pseudo-celebrities when the real celebrity is the ninja you’re dating, that’s paying for your yoga classes. Sike! I ain’t never paid for no bitch’s yoga classes and I never will… And that ex- was too lazy to go to yoga anyways, I’ll tell ya what. #winning

Sent from my iPad2 <– [faux email footer.]

P.s.

I am pretty sure I just shit on Chopper anyways, despite the title of this post.

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