K-Town (Korean Jersey Shore) Sizzle Reel (Teaser Intro)

K-Town (Korean Jersey Shore) Sizzle Reel (Teaser Intro)

First of all, I hate Tyrese with a passion. (He blocked me on Twitter, so he obvs has zero sense of humor). He’s the exec producer behind this. Now I do love seeing Asians look retarded (no Alexandra Wallace). So I am at a crossroads if I want to see this sink or swim. I guess all I can say is that if I was in Tyrese’s position, I’d be doing the same thing as him. Not trying to find the next Jersey Shore necessarily (impossible), but I’m pretty sure I could cast a sick reality show, and I wouldn’t have to use hair gel or duck sauce to do it.

Like for example… let me paste in an email I got the other night. I won’t say who it was about obviously:

“Yo, what’s even crazier is he came to work today and told me how he had a threesome with some hood chicks he met at the strip club… talkin’ about he took a sex pill and was bangin’ them for three hours non-stop, and only gave them $75.”

Tell me you wouldn’t want that on television? Lolol.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, jersey shore, show, tv, video March 25, 2011

Friday by Rebecca Black – #Emo Cover by Matt Mulholland

Friday by Rebecca Black – #Emo Cover by Matt Mulholland

This was hella EMO! This is basically what it’s like when Friday rolls around and you have no friends. Not that I’d know… I have friends, tho they’re all c*nt-struck! $$$

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Permalink Posted in: music, video March 25, 2011

Global News Toronto Disoriented Reporter Makes Nonsensical Comments on Air (Blooper Video)

Global News Toronto Disoriented Reporter Makes Nonsensical Comments on Air (Blooper Video)

Per the youtube description:

It was a scary funny few moments for Global Toronto reporter Mark McAllister last night, who suffered an on-air medical issue that left him with badly garbled speech. While viewers watched, McAllister attempted to add to a news story on the strife in Libya, but the information he was trying to present about Canadian fighter planes performing missions in the area was nonsensical.

“Thanks to all for inquiring about last night,” McAllister wrote on his Twitter account Tuesday morning. “Feeling better now after some disorientation live on the air. Following up with doctors today.”

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, politics, tv March 25, 2011

Guy Steals Laptop, Makes Corny Dancing Video, Laptop Auto Backs-up To Cloud, Theft Victim Tracks Backup, Posts Corny Video

Guy Steals Laptop, Makes Corny Dancing Video, Laptop Auto Backs-up To Cloud, Theft Victim Tracks Backup, Posts Corny Video

Did you catch all of that? I guess in a sense, this was like a celebratory dance video… imagine procuring stolen hardware and you want to celebrate with it. Nah right?

From the Asian guy whose laptop got stolen: “Don’t steal computers belonging to people who know how to use computers. I fished out this video from my laptop’s hard drive.”

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, video March 24, 2011

Yo, Grenades Stay Liking To Pose For Pictures Behind Trees

Yo, Grenades Stay Liking To Pose For Pictures Behind Trees (Shabooty Exclusive)

I love that picture, yo… that shit is the funniest thing ever.

And hey, if I was a big girl I’d probably pose behind a redwood tree, too!

Another pic below…

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, facebook, shabooty exclusive March 24, 2011

Bikini-Clad Hoodrats Trash Burger King (FIGHT VIDEO)

Bikini-Clad Hoodrats Trash Burger King (FIGHT VIDEO)

Wow…. and this was probably the highlight of their Spring Break. (This happened in Panama City Beach). I think I heard “I’m puttin’ this shit on youtube, ninja” at least three times and I heard one ‘WINNING’!

Damn. You know it’s wild when the napkin dispensers are used as projectiles.

I wonder if when some shit like this goes down in front of a fat person, they take extra offense to it… like “wow, why would you deface my one place of refuge” (a fast food joint).

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, food, video March 24, 2011

Word of the Day: Alabama Ear Infection

Word of the Day: Alabama Ear Infection

Laf… my new BFF told me that one.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, word of the day March 24, 2011

Bobby Brown on Wendy Williams Show

Bobby Brown on Wendy Williams Show

Howard Stern talked about this interview because Wendy Williams asked Bobby about his daughter caught on camera doing coke. Runs in the family…eh?

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, show, tv, video March 24, 2011

Chris Brown on 106 And Park (BET): Apologizes To GMA – VIDEO

Chris Brown Apologizes on BET 106 & Park For Actions on Good Morning America (GMA)

Lol, he’s a clown yet the hoodrats love this ninja. Forget #TeamBreezy … it’s called Team Breezy because he broke the fu*king window and now there’s a breeze in the studio. Lol!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, howard stern, music, show, tv, video March 24, 2011