Sucker Punch Premiere Red Carpet at Chinese Theater

Sucker Punch Premiere Red Carpet at Chinese Theater

Oh wow, that’s annoying, the Asian chick from Real World is in his movie? And if that’s not annoying enough, watch this video, they ask the same question five different times… every actress talks about the bond between the other actresses and their “sisterhood”. Yawn. #whogivesashitwhogivesafuck.

And do the A-rabs at Hollywood.TV have to put that really shitty techno music into their videos?

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, los angeles, movie, video March 27, 2011

Red White and Blue [Trailer] Starring Amanda Fuller

Red White and Blue [Trailer] Starring Amanda Fuller

Here’s the trailer of a movie I just saw (and loved): ‘Red White & Blue’. I am going to try and interview the star of the movie, Amanda Fuller.

She’s like Ellen Page, except I find it creepy how Ellen Page isn’t growing (physically), so Amanda’s like the grown-ass-woman version of Ellen. But the facade aside, she’s a kick-ass actress. And I almost didn’t like the trailer because it gave too much of the movie away. It was mad-outta-control.

This title will be released on May 17, 2011.

After the jump is an interview Amanda did for the International Film Festival. She’s a doll! (Talk about a shabooty co-sign).

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Permalink Posted in: chick, movie, video March 27, 2011

Rick Ross Arrested, Mugshot

Rick Ross Arrested, Mugshot

SHREVEPORT, LA – Rick Ross, according to police, he was busted last night for possession of marijuana. Cops say they detected a strong odor of marijuana coming from his hotel room and when police investigated, they spotted approximately a gram of it in plain view.

He was popped and released on a misdemeanor summons.

Lol. Does Ross think he’s above the law? I just feel bad for all of the crabmeats that likely went to waste because of this arrest. You know how weedheads get munchies and you know how Ross has a strict diet based solely around the meat of crabs.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music March 26, 2011

Howard Stern Show – Queen of Burps (03-24-11)

Howard Stern Show – Queen of Burps (03-24-11)

Part 2 below…

By the way, I spied this tweet on twitter earlier… pretty accurate I suppose:

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, tv, video March 26, 2011

Dancing Android on Crack

Dancing Android on Crack

Yo………. I dunno wtf that thing is… but if I was at a rave with that thing in it, it’d be the TITS. And I see the Taiwanese haven’t let the Japan earthquake keep them down.

Per the youtube description: This was taken in Taiwan, near 101 tower, at new Sony Xperia Arc cellphone stand.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, iphone, video March 26, 2011

MY SHOCK CHAT DIALOGUE WITH A BIRD HOARDER (Shabooty Investigation Exclusive)

MY SHOCK CHAT DIALOGUE WITH A BIRD HOARDER (Shabooty Investigation Exclusive)

The chat dialogue says it all. I am the green chat bubbles and she is the white. Continued after the jump…

And all the way at the bottom, is a pic of her. You know how they say pet owners look like their pets? Yes, she looks like a bird.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, shabooty exclusive March 25, 2011

“Friday” by Rebecca Black, as interpreted by a bad lip reader = “GANG FIGHT!”

“Friday” by Rebecca Black, as interpreted by a bad lip reader = “GANG FIGHT!”

Peep this… this is sorta catchy as well. It must be weird when you have a colossally big viral hit on your hands, and then all of the parody leeches come out of the woodwork to get a piece of your pie.

Then again, that would assume the original work was mucho talented and that’s not the case, so who cares if it’s a free for all at this point. Though, I heard Ryan Seacrest’s douchey-ass just helped Rebecca land a real record real (no Ark Music Factory bullshit). Sigh. Let’s just keep everything around in pop-culture that sucks. Good job Ryan. I hope X-Factor kills Idol just for that reason.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, music, video March 25, 2011

Sri Lankan Muslims “Put Their Shoe” on Barack Obama Cardboard Cutout

Sri Lankan Muslims “Put Their Shoe” on Barack Obama Cardboard Cutout

Now that’s literally putting your shoe on someone.

Damn, the Sri Lankans are going in on this Barack Obama cardboard cutout… I wonder if right now there are a ton of Muslims at the Kinkos in Libya printing out some bootleg Obama cardboard cutouts to protest with?

Another pic below…

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, politics March 25, 2011

Gilbert Gotfried on Adam Carolla Podcast: Breaks Silence on Getting Fired From Aflec Over Japan Jokes

Gilbert Gottfried on Adam Carolla Podcast: Breaks Silence on Getting Fired From Aflac Over Japan Jokes

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I dunno, I love Gilbert even more so now… (from solely a comedic perspective of course). I’m just saying, he has that ‘heat’ now. Everybody wants to interview him, etc.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, show March 25, 2011