Wealth Strategy: The Situation Double-Booking Club Appearances

Wealth Strategy: The Situation Double-Booking Club Appearances

This is far from “jarring” information, but I may have been a little naive. The other week I saw this chick on Facebook bragging about how Sitch (The Situation from Jersey Shore) was in town and appearing at the club she promotes.

$20 Tix to see Sitch. Okay, it is what it is. Then I checked Sitch’s Twitter and that same night, he was advertising a club appearance an hour away! Then I was like damn, they are slick… Esp. if you’re in a tri-state area (NY-NJ-CT or D-M-V), you can hit one club for an hour, drive 45 minutes away and hit another club in the same night, and collect two appearance fees.

I’m not hating, I’m just I guess impressed from a business standpoint. Though, it is sorta douchey if you spent $20 bucks expecting to party outside of Sitch’s cordoned off VIP area for more than an hour. Think again!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, clubs, dc, jersey shore, shabooty exclusive, tv March 29, 2011

Kiefer Sutherland on Jimmy Fallon (Discusses Broadway Choking Incident)

Kiefer Sutherland on Jimmy Fallon (Discusses Broadway Choking Incident)

Apparently the guy who yelled out is there a doctor in the house was Jerrod, Tim Sabean’s assistant. Sigh.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, tv, video March 29, 2011

Yucko The Clown on Howard Stern Show, Yells at Baba Booey (03-28-11)

Yucko The Clown on Howard Stern Show, Yells at Baba Booey (03-28-11)

HowardTV Teaser video above, audio below!

By the way, this video is the 7th most trending video on youtube thanks to a Howard Stern tweet. #winning.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, sirius, tv, video March 29, 2011

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Paparazzi Footage at Pantages Theatre/LA!

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Paparazzi Footage at Pantages Theatre/LA!

Wow… and that’s how you get an affected sense of one’s self, folks! That’s basically the same attention hot chicks get, and you wonder why they’re so warped in the head!

The other day this hot chick I met at the club once, hit me up on Facebook like, “Yo! You need to call Domino’s for me and order a pizza, delivered to my house!” And when I said, “okay, extra cheese, so it drips all over you?” She said, “eww” and signed off. Oh well! Know your role, bitches! <<< I hate to be morbid but, themz the chicks that end up getting cervical cancer. #fuc|(outtahere

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, los angeles, ventilation, video March 29, 2011

SKEET! SKEET! SKEET! Kaley Cuoco on Ellen: Admits She Bought A Shake-Weight For “Practice”-ing [HJ's]

SKEET! SKEET! SKEET! Kaley Cuoco on Ellen: Admits She Bought A Shake-Weight For “Practice”-ing [HJ's]

Granted, she admitted it via Freudian-slip, but that doesn’t change anything. One thing it does change however, is that she’s now my favorite actress!

I can see the douchey Seth Macfarlane on the phone right now with her, trying to get in her pants — Amanda Bynes-style.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, show, tv, video March 29, 2011

Game Deaths (Montage of Deaths, In Old Video Games)

Game Deaths (Montage of Deaths, In Old Video Games)

Wow, if you grew up in the 80′s like yours truly, this will bring back some memories! I just might have to post this on my childhood friend’s facebook wall (God that sounds douchey).

If you didn’t grow up on the NES and old ass PC games like Police Quest and Space Quest, you missed out. Not to mention, Leisure Suit Larry! Hayooo!

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Permalink Posted in: nintendo, video March 29, 2011

Angry Birds: The Movie (Trailer)

Angry Birds: The Movie (Trailer)

So Angry Birds is made by the company Rovio, and Rovio is based in Finland. And we all know the Finnish can’t make good movies. Nuff said. But I do blame Peta for making the birds in this look EXTRA FAKE! Damn!

Hide your kids, hide your wife. Esp if the wife is looking like a pig after the birth of the kids.

Btw, yes this movie is a goof.

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Permalink Posted in: apple, comedy, iphone, movie, video March 29, 2011

NBC Chicago Fail: “KUNT DIES 2006-2011″

NBC Chicago Fail: “KUNT DIES 2006-2011″

Just for the record, I know several kunts that are still alive and kicking. Unfortunately.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy March 29, 2011

Bill O’Reily Goofs on Rebecca Black / Civilization As A Whole

Bill O’Reily Goofs on Rebecca Black / Civilization As A Whole

Gosh, I guess ole Bill doesn’t know how to have FUN, FUN, FUN… FUN.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, music, tv, video March 29, 2011