Real Life Mario Kart! (Puts Remi Gaillard To Shame)

Real Life Mario Kart! (Puts Remi Gaillard To Shame)

This puts Remi Gaillard (the French guy who did it first), to shame… way ill SFX. Cept why’d the cloud-guy have to be Azn? Just sayin’.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, nintendo, video, wii February 18, 2011

MINECRAFT: The Last Minecart

MINECRAFT: The Last Minecart

I don’t play the comp game Minecraft, so I probably dunno all of the nuances of this video… but it was the tits nevertheless.

Amazing what you can do with cardboard +
Shot with: Canon 7D, Sony EX1
Edited: Final Cut Pro
VFX: After Effects, 3ds Max, Rayfire

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video February 18, 2011

Rear View Girls – Los Angeles (Hidden Booty Cam) *VIDEO*

Rear View Girls – Los Angeles (Hidden Booty Cam) *VIDEO*

Uh, maybe they’re staring at your ass because you have a camera attached to it? Either way, this is a funny bit, I can’t front. Except may I recommend not doing it in LA and do it in DC, where I am sure there are way more grimy dudes. Laf. Plus, they’d get a lot more looks there because as you well know, an LA -7- is a DC -9- [out of 10].

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Permalink Posted in: chick, los angeles, model, video February 18, 2011

Foo Fighters – White Limo

Foo Fighters – White Limo

Lol. Hurry up and bring back Beavis and Butthead so they could comment on this retro ass video (thou it’s actually new — #seewhattheydidhere).

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Permalink Posted in: music, video February 18, 2011

Ted Williams Wants To Meet Barack Obama To Give Him A Milkshake (VIDEO)

Ted Williams Wants To Meet Barack Obama To Give Him A Milkshake (VIDEO)

That’s just #sodumb. That shit will melt, fool!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, los angeles, video February 18, 2011

Ladies, Explain This Woman Logic For Me…(Craigslist Apartment Seeker Held As Sex Slave)

Ladies, Explain This Woman Logic For Me…(Craigslist Apartment Seeker Held As Sex Slave) A/K/A Real Life ‘Black Snake Moan’

There’s this news story…you can read the whole thing (link below), and you should, but it’s about a chick from WI who moved to NYC for a new job, but decided to save money by finding an apartment on Craigslist where she basically would cook and clean in exchange for living there rent free. I guess she didn’t read in between the lines of the creepy-guy-code because free rent + cooking and cleaning, actually I guess translated into held as a SEX SLAVE. Now here’s the passage of the story that really befuddled me and if there are any women out there reading this please help me understand your [ill]ogic:

• However, once inside, Hopkins told the woman that she was now his sex slave and that she had to call him master.

  He then allegedly chained the woman to a radiator and proceeded to rape and abuse her for eight days.  According to court records, she was able to leave the house at least once to go to her job as a chef at an Upper East Side restaurant.  It is reportedly still unclear why she felt she had to return.During the eight days she was blindfolded, raped, and forced to perform oral sex, according to court records.

If you aren’t sick to your stomach already, feel free to read the full story. It has more of the gory details (rectal hemorrhaging), but damn, really? He’s gonna let you leave the house and you’re gonna come back?

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Permalink Posted in: chick, nyc, odds and ends, snatch February 18, 2011

Chinese Fish Magic Trick Sparks Controversy (Magnets Implanted In Synchronized Fish)

Chinese Fish Magic Trick Sparks Controversy (Magnets Implanted In Synchronized Fish)

Animal rights activists cried foul over the stunt where six fish in a shallow tank on a covered table, who swim in formation at Fu’s command, saying Fu had likely fed the fish magnets — or implanted them in the fish — so they could be dragged around their tank from underneath.

Let’s put it this way, if they’re willing to eat dog meat, they sure as hell are willing to implant magnets in fish for entertainment.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, tv, video February 17, 2011

Alex Pardee On Carson Daly *VIDEO*

Alex Pardee On Last Call with Carson Daly *VIDEO*

Artist Alex Pardee appeared on Last Call with Carson Daly on Feb 15th to talk about his artwork, his latest art show “Vertigo” and his work on Zack Snyder’s film “Sucker Punch”

Check it… Alex is way cooler than your friends. And he’s further proof that Carson is poaching interviewees from the visionary ‘Shabooty Interview Series’. Heh j/k.

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Permalink Posted in: alex pardee, comedy, show, tv, video February 17, 2011

QUOTED: Ronnie of Jersey Shore “I Am Not Against Domestic Violence”

QUOTED: Ronnie of Jersey Shore “I Am Not Against Domestic Violence”

ROFFFFFFFFFLE… DEAD AT THIS FUCKING FREUDIAN SLIP!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, jersey shore, tv, video February 17, 2011