Douchey? High School Senior “Comes Out” in Assembly [I EAT THE BOX]

Douchey? High School Senior “Comes Out” in Assembly [I EAT THE BOX]

I hate over-confident High Schoolers who speak at assemblies. And drone on (that’s my main beef).

Wow, big fu*king whoop, you EAT THE BOX. You’re so brave. You’re a lesbian. Who cares, it’s 2011. If I was dragged to this assembly in High School, I’d be pissed. This is douchey. Full of herself… I got through 3 minutes of it, but it’s an 8 minute long video to utter the phrase: “I LIKE SNATCH”.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, video January 26, 2011

Howard Stern Show Fans Prank Call Dr. Laura

Howard Stern Show Fans Prank Call Dr. Laura

Apparently Howard Stern isn’t allowed to play the Dr.Laura Show Prank Calls… out of some inter-Sirius bullshit respect rule between the shows on the spectrum. So you’re probably disappointed this morning. Here’s an example of one of the prank calls that got through: John the Stutterer (Impressionist) Prank Calls Dr. Laura.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, sirius, video January 26, 2011

Mark McGrath on Wendy Williams Show #LatePass

Mark McGrath on Wendy Williams Show

I already forgot who told me about this [Talk] Soup clip, but it’s funny. But even more-so, Mark’s the man. :)

Look for him on this season’s Celebrity Apprentice.

The regular…non-edited version below:

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, tv, video January 26, 2011

Dr. Laura Howard Stern Prank Call

Dr. Laura Howard Stern Prank Call

Lol. This one’s by Zane Andrews and Howard Stern played it today. Notice the long pause in this… funny.

Anyway, I heard everyone went to town on Dr. Laura’s show today… eg. High-Pitch Eric called the show talking about “Twat cream”. Howard should play it tomorrow.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, sirius, video January 25, 2011

VIDEO: Eminem in Downtown LA (01-25-11)

VIDEO: Eminem in Downtown LA (01-25-11)

See the Illuminati does not speak. You go through enough sex rituals with elderly white shapeshifters, you really lose all expression towards paparazzi.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music, video January 25, 2011

IHOP FIGHT In South Carolina (SHOCK VIDEO) [International House of Beatdowns]

IHOP FIGHT In South Carolina (SHOCK VIDEO) [International House of Beatdowns]

You know I’m not going to be rude and utter the phrase: ‘Black People Lost’… but… uhhh… moons over my hammy got their ass beat!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, food, video January 25, 2011

Malcolm Gladwell: “Creative Types Need to Embrace Chaos”

Malcolm Gladwell: “Creative Types Need to Embrace Chaos”

I am not gonna lie, I hang on Malcom Gladwell’s EVERY WORD. In fact, this video wasn’t loading properly on my computer due to my shotty internet connection and it was driving me nuts — mainly because Malcom Gladwell is a genius and speaks the truth about things that before him, weren’t that obvious. Anyways, thank you Skyfire browser on the iPhone for saving the day and loading this video. How’s that for chaos..?

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Permalink Posted in: quotes, shabooty book club, video January 25, 2011

Flavor Flav Opens Up A Fried Chicken & Ribs Restaurant

Flavor Flav Opens Up A Fried Chicken & Ribs Restaurant

They should look into advertising on World Star Hip-Hop, the premier home of ‘Black People Losing’.

Let me get a 2 pac, wu-tang clam, with a bang bang boogie.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, food, hip-hop, tv, video January 25, 2011

Jersey Shore 4: ITALY Announced, My Predictions…

Jersey Shore 4: ITALY Announced, My Predictions…

It was announced today that the next season of Jersey Shore 4 will be filmed in Italy. No surprise there, of it being green-lit.

Quote from MTV: “America’s most talked about housemates are leaving the boardwalk behind for the piazzas of Italy. Poised to get their G.T.L. on abroad, ready to drop in on Vinny’s family for a famous Guadagnino dinner and excited to trade gorillas for Italian stallions, this wacky and dysfunctional family is about to turn “the beautiful country upside down.”

Things that will occur there… per me (the Jersey Shore expert):

• The now super rich cast will be shopping at the designer stores.
• They’ll have a new ‘job’ and it will probably be something cliche Italian.
• Groupies will be groupies, so they should have no problem getting laid. It’s International code.
• There should be a funny dynamic when they bring home a drunk broad that can’t speak a lick of English (count on it).
• We all know that Italian men have HORRIBLE taste in women (see: Brigitte Nielsen’s boyfriend), so expect Snooki and Deena to get laid a lot.
• Since they’ll be traveling abroad, just expect some more fighting. Travel always brings out the worst in people.
• Will they have cabs there or will Pauly be saying “Trolley car’s are here!”, which obvs won’t be as catchy.
• Either way be jealous, I hear when Italians go back to visit Italy, they don’t want to come back cause it’s so nice there.
• Let’s hope they don’t get whacked … off camera.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, jersey shore, show, tv, video January 25, 2011