Nicki Minaj “Moment 4 Life” Official Music Video (Hoodrat Cinderella)

Nicki Minaj “Moment 4 Life” Official Music Video (Hoodrat Cinderella)

Ugh, could a music video tug at the heartstrings / weavestrings of a hoodrat-chick anymore than this video does? Nopers.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, video January 27, 2011

EKLIPS: French Beat Box Phenom – The Most Amazing Beat Box Video Ever: 4 Mins of Hip-Hop History!

EKLIPS: French Beat Box Phenom – The Most Amazing Beat Box Video Ever: 4 Mins of Hip-Hop History!

WOWWWWWWWW! This dude must eat the box like a champ. :) …I mean beat.

My fav was when he first hit that saxophone sound.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, video January 27, 2011

ESPN Commentator: “Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Momma” After Marquette’s Darius Johnson-Odom Tomahawk Dunk

ESPN Commentator: “Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Momma” After Marquette’s Darius Johnson-Odom Tomahawk Dunk

To quote the #1 thumbed-up comment on the tube of you: “Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide you husband… CAUSE HE’S RAPIN’ EVERYONE OUT HERE!!!”

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, sports, tv, video January 27, 2011

The Indian Terminator (Robot) #AMAZEBALLZ

The Indian Terminator (Robot) #AMAZEBALLZ

I am the one calling it ‘The Indian Terminator’, but it’s like a mix of Terminator, Matrix, 7-11, and Transformers combined. The SFX were pretty damn tight… they need to greenlight a US adaptation of this! Heck, and even keep the Indian guy, he’s a silver fox (nhjic).

We could use a superhero with Versace glasses anyway, since BIG isn’t around anymore.

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Permalink Posted in: movie, video January 27, 2011

Chris Medina – Break Even: American Idol 10 Auditions (Guy With The Handicapped Girlfriend)

Chris Medina – Break Even: American Idol 10 Auditions (Guy With The Handicapped Girlfriend)

Listen, I’ve dated some attractive women in my lifetime … most of ‘em were chooky (koo-kee) of course, but this is even crazier — to be dating an attractive woman who gets into an accident and gets brain damaged. In one sense you can be thankful that your relationship will never have the opportunity to hit the “girl’s chookiness comes out & hates your guts” – stage (which I always manage to achieve) lolz. I’m not really sure what my point is though. I’m just wondering on youtube — what’s up with the 2,996 likes, 40 dislikes. 40 people hated watching this feel-good story? Wait, if it’s sorta sad I guess it’s not really a feel “GOOD” story. Sigh. Poor thing.

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Permalink Posted in: american idol, comedy, show, tv, video January 27, 2011

J-Woww Nude Photo Leaked! (TOPLESS)

J-Woww Nude Photo Leaked! (TOPLESS)

When a chick with fake-cans’ nude picture leaks, you can’t really feel that bad for her. That’s like getting a custom exhaust for your car, and being upset when people hear it.

Though, now her old Playboy offer probably just went out the window, now that there’s no point. Perhaps she’ll still have a chance in Penthouse showing the J-CamelToe.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, jersey shore, model, nude, show, tv January 27, 2011

Jennifer Lopez Singing Barbra Streisand Song And Fails (AUDIO)

Jennifer Lopez Singing Barbra Streisand Song And Fails (AUDIO)

This was jokes. Played on the Howard Stern Show. Damn she sux!

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Permalink Posted in: howard stern, music, sirius, video January 27, 2011

What Does It All Mean? Dream Log Analysis! (Burglary/Robbery)

What Does It All Mean? Dream Log Analysis! (Burglary/Robbery)

Last night I had a weird dream… it was in my college days and I think I came home one night, had drunken food munchies, so I ate some McDonalds and passed out. The door was left unlocked… actually, I may not have even been in my dorm. But when I got back, everything had been ransacked (and burglarized). There was a weird moment where I got a replacement laptop and used it to access the camera/webcam on my stolen laptop and I could see that it was at some cliche college party. A very douchey crowd of college kids. It was upsetting to say the least.

Then there was one instance (perhaps later in the dream), I saw I still hadn’t had my door locked and as I went to go to the door to lock it, I could feel resistance on the other side of the door as if someone just so happened to be trying to open it the second I went to lock it. I managed to lock it, but I stopped for a second and then I opened the door to face the potential intruder. It was a masked man – I think he was holding a knife and [in the dream] I screamed (no brokeback). It was sorta over the top.

So here’s the “dream log analysis” should you ever have a similar dream:

Burglary
To dream that you have been burglarized, indicates that you are feeling violated or that personal space has been invaded. You feel helpless in some situation or relationship. This could be due to a major change in your life. Give yourself some time to adjust to your new environment. The dream may also occur as a result of being burglarized in real life and a symptom of post traumatic stress.

Robbery
To dream that you have been robbed, indicates that you are experiencing an identity crisis or are suffering from some sort of loss in your life. Alternatively, the dream means that has stolen your success or has taken credit for something you did. Perhaps you feel that you have been treated unfairly.

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That’s what I’m saying…

Permalink Posted in: anecdote, dream log, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, ventilation January 27, 2011

Jerry Springer on Howard Stern Show (01-26-11) *Audio*

Jerry Springer on Howard Stern Show (01-26-11) *Audio*

Spoiler: Jerry Springer admits on the Howard Stern show that he takes #Viagra #makesyourockhardlikeatwelveyearold <-Stern quote.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, sirius, video January 26, 2011