Nicki Minaj ft Andy Samberg – “The Creep” (SNL DIGITAL SHORT) – VIDEO

Nicki Minaj ft Andy Samberg – “The Creep” (SNL DIGITAL SHORT) – VIDEO

I can sit here and tap out on my keyboard that this or any other “Lonely Island” rap song isn’t funny. And then two weeks later I’ll look on youtube and the video has 9 million views… I can’t really argue with that. Good job getting Nicki on a song though for their new album = Hoodrat Money $$.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music, show, tv, video January 30, 2011

Mark Zuckerberg Cameo on SNL (VIDEO)

Mark Zuckerberg Cameo on SNL (VIDEO)

I have to say, tonight’s episode of SNL was great… sure there were still like five sketches that were DUDS, but if they trimmed that show down to 30 minutes… there def were about 30 classic minutes in tonight’s show.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, facebook, show, tv, video January 30, 2011

Nicki Minaj on SNL (VIDEOS)

Nicki Minaj on SNL (VIDEOS)

She got the BUBBLE-GUMby haircut… wow!

And normally I would be upset about Nicki Minaj’s success, but then I am reminded that she’s now more successful than Kanye West and that makes me feel happy. It’s all about perspective, hoodrats …er people.

Another performance after the break…

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music, tv, video January 30, 2011

Dr. Drew’s First Post-Leptospirosis Interview with Adam Carolla (AUDIO)

Dr. Drew’s First Post-Leptospirosis Interview with Adam Carolla (AUDIO)

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Adam sits down one-on-one to discuss Dr. Drew’s battle against leptospirosis, crazy death threats, and putting shitty parents on trial.

I have to say I was glued to this podcast… probably one of the best ones yet by the Aceman… looking forward to hearing him on Howard101 as well, and glad to hear Dr. Drew is doing okay. He’s a good dude.

The one thing I learned though is when you go for a second honeymoon with the same woman, you might end up with leptospirosis. Lolz.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, howard stern, show, sirius January 29, 2011

The $30,000 Check Charlie Sheen Wrote To Pornstar Kacey Jordan (PHOTO)

The $30,000 Check Charlie Sheen Wrote To Pornstar Kacey Jordan (PHOTO)

That Kacey Jordan chick is a f*ck-tard… if I was her and some coked-out celeb is paying me $30,000 to hang with him, I keep my mouth shut so I can get further pay days… Lolz. Then again, it’s not like anyone had heard of her before, so this was in fact a good way for her to make a name for herself and make her demand in the pr0n world (and her ‘price’) to go up. Not to mention the hooking she does on the side, which should def put her in demand… you know, if you’re a crack smoking celeb with f.u. money, that is. So maybe she isn’t that dumb after all and maybe I’m the asshole. Two and a Half Men should be code word for ‘Five and a Half Eight-balls’!

TMZ:

Sources involved in the bender tell us … Sheen broke out his checkbook during a conversation with a porn star Wednesday in which he asked her to join the “porn family” he wants to create.

We’re told Sheen — in a showing of good faith — wrote a $30,000 check made out to “cash” and told the porn star to take it to the bank … and the money was hers.

Obviously, the porn star darted for her car — and when she got to the bank, the teller called Charlie AND one of Sheen’s business associates to verify the transaction. Luckily for the porn star, it cleared.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, los angeles, model January 29, 2011

Wizards’ Andray Blatche Gets Desperate: Asks His Opponents To Let Him Get A Rebound To Complete His TRIPLE Double

Wizards’ Andray Blatche Gets Desperate: Asks His Opponents To Let Him Get A Rebound To Complete His TRIPLE Double

Wow, this dude is corny. Of course he plays for the Wizards, and what kinda name is Andray anyway? Is he the new Anfernee, and his momma couldn’t spell Andre? Lol.

Smh. Yeezy Reupholstered My Triple Double.

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Permalink Posted in: dc, sports, video January 28, 2011

I Am Proud Of A Woman That Can Taste Semen In Her Yogurt: Woman claims yogurt was tainted

I Am Proud Of A Woman That Can Taste Semen In Her Yogurt: Woman claims yogurt was tainted, claims there was ‘bodily fluid’ in the sample

The reason I say that should be obvious… gulp. If the man-mustard doesn’t fit, then you must acquit! Or rather, if the man-mayo ain’t swallowed, then acquittal must follow.

ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) – A woman claims that when she tasted a yogurt sample from Sunflower Market in northwest Albuquerque and immediately spit it out. According to the woman, the yogurt had “bodily fluid” in it.

The Albuquerque Police Department is investigating whether the woman’s claims can be substantiated.

Tuesday night detectives said a woman who was shopping at Sunflower Market on Corrales Road and Alameda tried a free yogurt sample. She told police she spit it out because it tasted like sperm.

The woman told management and called police around 9 p.m. Investigators questioned the male employee who was handing out the free samples but said they could not charge him until after tests prove it was semen.

“We found where she basically spit out the possible evidence,” Sgt. Trish Hoffman said. “As far back as I can remember this is the first time that we’ve ever dealt with this.”

Hoffman said police scooped up the possible evidence and sent to the crime lab.

While the employee was not charged on the yogurt case he was arrested because he was a wanted man.

Police arrested Anthony Garcia, 31, because he had two outstanding bench warrants. One of the warrants was filed in December for failure to appear for an arraignment. The charges on the case included two counts of criminal sexual contact of a minor.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, food, odds and ends January 28, 2011

Obama Says Legalizing Drugs is Worthy of Debate

Obama Says Legalizing Drugs is Worthy of Debate

Talk about sending mixed signals… how do you hire Kumar from Harold and Kumar into your administration (the biggest Indian weedhead EVAR — working in the White House), and then say you’re against legalization? And under that legalization plan, can we bring back the original 4Loko and the original Sparks? Damn.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, politics, video January 28, 2011

Tracy Morgan on TNT Knicks Pre-Game: Calls Sarah Palin ‘Serious Masturbation Material’ [VIDEO]

Tracy Morgan on TNT Knicks Pre-Game: Calls Sarah Palin ‘Serious Masturbation Material’ [VIDEO]

Haha. Ernie is SUCH A SQUARE. WTF.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, politics, sports, tv, video January 28, 2011