Video: ‘Spider-Man’ Stunt Double Falls 30 Feet To Stage During Live Broadway Show

Video: ‘Spider-Man’ Stunt Double Falls 30 Feet To Stage During Live Broadway Show

I beat up the pu$$y like SPIDER-MAN on Broadway Performers!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, nyc, video December 21, 2010

Fisher-Price My First Prayer: A Baby TD Jakes Prays at First Day Church Atlanta (Where else?)

Fisher-Price My First Prayer: A Baby TD Jakes Prays at First Day Church Atlanta (Where else?)

I am not even being a hater, but how can I even begin to be moved (aside from heading towards the exit signs), when I can’t even understand wtf this lil bama is sayin!

Give him a Tonka truck already and tell him to siddown …I don’t need spiritual, religious, and self-righteous advice from a kid who still wets his bed.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video December 21, 2010

Cousin Billy Celebrates the Eagles Win

Cousin Billy Celebrates the Eagles Win

I love my Philly people (Vinnie Paz) etc, but damn they crazy! lol.

Btw, is it just me or was someone in this video Young Will Murray (segment producer) of the Howard Stern show? It sure sounded like him.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, sports, tv, video December 21, 2010

Richard Roeper – Black Swan (Movie Review)

Richard Roeper – Black Swan (Movie Review)

I just saw Black Swan… Maybe this is why Darren Aronofsky’s wife (Rachel Weisz) left him, because this movie was teh suck? Sike. He’s still my favorite movie director (well maybe #2 now to Paul Thomas Anderson), but this just wasn’t my cup of tea! I am still sorta in disbelief that I didn’t like it!

I’m allowed to not have liked it, right? Sorry, but a horror + ballet movie? #ShakingMyHead.

I hate creepy/thriller/horror movies (call me a pussy). And I agree with what Richard Roeper says… I found it aggravating. Admittedly, my expectatiions were through the roof, but it just helped me reaffirm that a ballet/thriller/horror movie wasn’t what I’m into.

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Permalink Posted in: movie, reviews, shabooty exclusive, video December 21, 2010

Gaby Montero: Talk About Ending Your Youtube Video with A Blatant Cleavage Shot (OMG Facts)

Gaby Montero: Talk About Ending Your Youtube Video with A Blatant Cleavage Shot [This Rudolph Fact May RUIN Your Childhood] (OMG Facts)

First of all, let’s back up …no wait. If you want me to tell you the [cleavage] timestamp for YOU PERVS out there, it’s 1:02.

In an attempt to de-creepify this video and this post, I checked, she’s 22 years old. And she’s engaged to some douche, “he met Gaby Montero and proposed to her at center court during a Chicago Bulls game.”

But more back story here. OMGFacts is some twitter account run by a racist lil kid (see ABCNEWS story with yours truly quoted in it), and so in an attempt to expand the empire from a mere twitter account, this Gaby broad and her fiance linked up with the OMGFACTS twit and now she’s doing youtube videos, using his brand’s name. And ending the videos with cleavage.

AHAHAHA! Don’t you love (HATE WITH A PASSION) people like Gaby’s whose online bios end with this cliched line: “Today, [Gaby] couldn’t be happier about not having found a ‘real job’.”

Give me a fucking break. Honey, whether you’re showing your boobs on camera on the web, or you’re giving a rich guy the “SLOPPY TOP” – it’s all the same thing. Phuckouttahere.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, twitter, ventilation, video December 20, 2010

Kevin Hart Jumpman23 Commercial: Dominate Another Day – Tech Lab

Kevin Hart Jumpman23 Commercial: Dominate Another Day – Tech Lab

I guess it’s safe to say that Kevin Hart is the new-aged, pint-sized Chris Tucker — even though he’s been around since Soul Plane, which even pre-dates Snakes on a Plane.

They should give him his own mini-flavor of Ben&Jerry’s ice cream, the KHart, and give them shits out as free samples at Sam’s Club. Just a blogger’s tiny suggestion.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, sports, video December 20, 2010

Michael Jordan: Invincible [2011 Movie Trailer]

Michael Jordan: Invincible [2011 Movie Trailer]

I remember way back in the VHS days, I had rented an MJ film sort of like the one above (documentary). And I watched it and then threw it in my pile of junk mail, etc and totally forgot about it. Until like 6 months later where I was like, “oh shit, I still have this rental MJ tape that I never returned.” A haunting thought… This $30 tape probably had a late fee tab of $600, lol. Luckily, it was from a Mom & Pop type movie rental shop, so my Dad took it back for me and told ‘em what had happened (me being an ef-tard), and they didn’t make a big deal about it and we didn’t have to pay some crazy late fee. Lol.

Oh and btw, I think this video must be independent because the youtube description said it will only be a 20 minute film, tops. Fail. I know a Kobe bootleg would at least be 25 mins long. You know, with 10 minutes being dedicated to detailing the alleged white girl b00ty rape in CO.

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Permalink Posted in: sports, tv, video December 20, 2010

Danny Woodhead as Modell’s Employee Selling his own Reebok Jersey

Danny Woodhead as Modell’s Employee Selling his own Reebok Jersey

Lolz – Who knew Danny Woodhead looks like the weedhead disc jockey on Treme with the huge soul patch?

And how hard is it really to sell a WOODHEAD jersey? That’s one letter away (G) from being JOKEZ.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, sports, video December 20, 2010

Bruno Mars – Grenade [Official Music Video]

Bruno Mars – Grenade [Official Music Video]

Now see – this cokehead Bruno Mars needs to realize the social implications of the word Grenade after the show, The Jersey Shore. For this song’s hook to state, “Girl, I Would catch a grenade for you” – has a whole new meaning now. Now that almost sounds like girl, for you, I’d have a threesome with a fat chick. Let’s keep it correct.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, music, video December 20, 2010