TSA Now Putting Hands Down Fliers’ Pants

TSA Now Putting Hands Down Fliers’ Pants

The 69th Amendment: The Right To Bare Baby-Arms.

Btw, that guy looks like BOL in the first part of this video. :)

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Permalink Posted in: politics, tv, video November 16, 2010

Days of Our Lives – Chex Mix Product Placement (VIDEO)

Days of Our Lives – Chex Mix Product Placement (VIDEO)

Who the hell opens a bag of chips or Chex Mix or whatever with the label facing away from them? Hahaha, so obvious.

Previously: ‘Days of Our Lives’ Cheerios Product Placement [Shabooty.com]

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, food, howard stern, show, tv, video November 16, 2010

‘Days of Our Lives’ Cheerios Product Placement

‘Days of Our Lives’ Cheerios Product Placement

Roffle – talk about a blatant ad, crow-barred into the show. Btw, aren’t soap operas how FOBS learn how to speak Engrish? Soo gay.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, tv, video November 16, 2010

Argentina Dancing With The Stars Strip Dance (VIDEO)

Argentina Dancing With The Stars Strip Dance (VIDEO)

I am about one-third the way through this… I have it paused and on mute and I’m trying to peep it @ work. Sigh!

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Permalink Posted in: howard stern, show, tv, video November 16, 2010

Dr. Dre Ft Snoop Dogg & Akon – Kush (MP3) [DETOX SINGLE]

Dr. Dre Ft Snoop Dogg & Akon – Kush (MP3)

Yes, it’s off Detox according to Snoop… and as far as the song you ask? The production is tight, but the rest of it is forgettable.

DL…

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music November 16, 2010

DMX: F*ck The Industry + Says F*ck Jay-Z During Performance!

DMX: F*ck The Industry + Says F*ck Jay-Z During Performance!

Lol. And DMX used to be my favorite rapper, too!

I remember when I was in high school, the school newspaper did a feature on a student athlete (a cute girl too), and they profiled her and asked her what her favorite song was… and she said: DMX – It’s All Good! ROFFLESKATES — Listen below if you forgot which song this was… I fell out laughing when I read that (actually, I wasn’t laughing — I was bitter I wasn’t the guy dating that filthy h00-er).

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music, video November 15, 2010

Howard Stern Universe Where’s Waldo Poster (Wack Packers)

Howard Stern Universe Where’s Waldo Poster (Wack Packers)

This is a poster by Johnny Ryan — he updates it every few years and it gets better and better.

Another half of the poster below… and click them to ‘zoom’. …Amazing stuff!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, howard stern, sirius November 15, 2010

Billy Ray Cyrus Has Bitchfit, Leaves Interview When Asked About Divorce (AUDIO)

Billy Ray Cyrus Has Bitchfit, Leaves Interview When Asked About Divorce (AUDIO)

This was with WCOL – Woody and the Wake-up Show.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, howard stern November 15, 2010

Yeah yeah, So I Caught Up with My Childhood Friend Over The Weekend [RECAP]

Yeah yeah, So I Caught Up with My Childhood Friend Over The Weekend [RECAP]

I don’t know about you, or what the norm is, but I have ONE childhood friend that I still know. And I mean know like the back of my hand, and vice versa.

But there’s a lot of surrealness when you reunite with someone you grew up with… someone from say age 8… and then you lose track of one another. My friend ultimately went AWOL in Canada for several years (basically all of my college years and even several years since then). Then they move back, and you finally get to hang with one another. You start throwing so many references out, that it’s crazy. There are childhood experiences that outside of the context of actually living through them – they make no sense. Yet, we would both reference them out of the blue.

There are names or things we can throw out there that immediately invoke deep emotion…

Example: “Stephen Chaconas”

Uttering this name led to a shit load of remembering stories about this kid. He was the typical son of a Navy Seal/a navy brat who was all about playing Cowboys and Indians. You can guess which side he was into. He was sort of a prick too, lol.

Another example… I had ironically tweeted about this a few weeks ago. One of the most relaxing things we’d do as a kid… again, you had to be there, but this was the true definition of the word, “MARINATING”. I don’t know if I believe in aliens or portals to another dimension, but when my childhood friend and I would sit atop this fenced off retaining wall in our old neighborhood, pull up a couple lawn chairs we found, and lounge back and enjoy some fruit snacks… it was the most relaxing thing ever. I can’t explain it – you just had to be there. I think part of it was it was fenced off – so it wasn’t easily accessible. Another part was it over looked the sun setting I am pretty sure (no brokeback in advance). And when you’re a kid and you don’t have booze or grass, you have to reach for the next best vice, fruit snacks. Lol.

Back to the present — the whole night we were throwing out odd references that we know.

So it was pretty cool getting blasted with my childhood friend for the first time. Yet, it didn’t really feel like the first time.

I remember this other dude in our old neighborhood would call my friend SHORT SHIT… and ya know what — this SHORT SHIT even drank me under the table. I was dandy, then I had my first ever jalapeno margarita. I was done. But let me digress.

On top of seeing him this weekend, his father and his step-mom came out and had dinner with us. His dad was like my second Dad. You think my Dad took me to baseball games? Fuck no. But I was able to have those traditional American experiences with my BFF and his father. I remember when it was my friend’s Dad’s 40th birthday like it was yesterday (it stands out in my head). He’s in his early 60′s now –I think. My how time flies.

UPDATE: I just thought of the best anecdote that I forgot to bring up to my friend over the weekend. Two words: “SHIT STICK“! I recall back in our old neighborhood, we’d like goofing around with one another, and one thing I think I’ll take credit for inventing… We lived by this giant hill, and literally it was landmined as in you couldn’t walk two steps without accidentally stepping on some DOG SHIT. One day, I decided to be funny, so I’d take a stick, stab it into some dogshit so there’s dogshit at the end of the stick, and chase my friends around with it, while screaming SHITTT STICKKKKKKKKKKKK at the top of my lungs. It was hilarious!!!

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, comedy, dc, shabooty, shabooty dynasty, shabooty exclusive November 15, 2010