Kids Reenact Kanye West’s Tweets (VIDEO)

Kids Reenact Kanye West’s Tweets (VIDEO)

I am pretty sure this is from the same people that brought you that kids version of Jersey Shore – parody. These are pretty classic.

I personally, would have looked up any tweets in which Kanye West was cursing in – and had the kids reenact those, but again I don’t have much morals (aka, I know comedy).

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music, twitter, video November 23, 2010

Nas on Hawaii 50… This is what happens when you don’t pay your child support

Nas on Hawaii 50… This is what happens when you don’t pay your child support

You get HEMMED UP!~

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music, show, tv, video November 23, 2010

Barbara Bush on Larry King: Fetus In A Jar

Barbara Bush on Larry King: Fetus In A Jar

I didn’t really understand one thing these two were talking about, but the subject is still funny.

If I ever interviewed Kid Cudi I’d ask him, “so you like your coke, Barbara Bush Fetus style?” [in a jar].

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, politics, tv, video November 23, 2010

A Review of Josephine’s (DC Club) from Yelp! [That Will Make You Want To Puke]

A Review of Josephine’s (DC Club) from Yelp! [That Will Make You Want To Puke]

First of all, I’ve never been to Josephine’s in DC … and I never thought I could read such a rave review for a club that made me never wanna go there. lolz

To quote my friend who emailed me this: ‘Read below and remember: These whores walk among us.’:

Thank you Josephine. Thank you.

Thank you for saving what was quickly becoming a joke of a club/bar scene here in DC. I thank you, and the good people of DC should thank you, too. You, Josephine, didn’t want me leaving for LA with the club horror stories I had collected during my three weeks here. No, there will be no further East Coast West Coast trash talk.

Now, maybe no one showed you all how we do it down south (and yes, I mean southern California. And yes, we are that pretentious), and this might explain the dichotomous reviews I be seeing here. Or maybe it’s all the ugly people just hating. Or little boys who don’t realize you gotta pay to play. Whatever the case, they’re all wrong.

My girls and I rolled up early, around 11. No line. No drama. No cover. Maybe it was the 5 California driver’s licenses, or the fact that we looked like a sample from a Trump international beauty pageant… representing Ukraine, Malaysia, China…. But no matter.

As we breeze through coat check ($5), I make a beeline for the smaller hip hop room. It’s the Friday before Halloween, and all the bartenders are stunning in stupidly skimpy costumes. Why do I have a sudden urge to hit the stripper poll? Who cares, pour a Grey Goose and tonic and let’s get this party started!

The DJ was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. Please don’t ask me his name. I barely remembered my own most of the night. But my highest respects to the man that FINALLY kept me on the dance floor for four hours. I can barely walk today because of you. And so I must say, “Thank you Mr. DJ Man.”

I’m sure there were some young bucks in the club. I’m sure there were probably a few d-bags. Did I ever see them? No. I was too busy getting my drunk on and shaking my boo-ty. And my reward? Men smart enough to realize that if you want to saddle up to this pony, you best pony up yourself. I’m still in some shade of disbelief… did you really just buy me and my girls a round of top shelf drinks? And kept them coming? And I didn’t have to ask?!?! So this is were the big boys come to play!

The pluses just kept coming…

The counter point to snobbery at the door is that the dance floor never got too crowded. Despite my thoughts swimming in vodka, I never stopped to ask myself, “how did s/he get in here?” Never waited for a drink. Never found myself complaining.

Hot DJ. Hot bodies. Ice cold boozy drinks. Gorgeous decor. How is this not a good time?

And after a full evening of droppin it low, you too can twirl your exit out on a poll or two. Cause you know, your exit is just as important as your entrance.

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Douche-chills… burr!

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Permalink Posted in: chick, clubs, comedy, dc, nightlife November 22, 2010

Was Michael Jackson the King of Popping Boners Inside of Midgets?

Was Michael Jackson the King of Popping Boners Inside of Midgets?

Don’t act like this is a rhetorical question. You know the answer… lolz.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, music November 22, 2010

Kurt Warner And I Discuss Him Saying “Cock” on the Air on Accident

Kurt Warner And I Discuss Him Saying “Cock” on the Air on Accident

Yes, that’s the REAL Kurt Warner, and yes, he was announcing the SF 49ers vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers game… and that’s when I heard him say [play] cock instead of play clock!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, quotes, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, twitter November 22, 2010

Jay-Z on Howard TV (VIDEO)

Jay-Z on Howard TV (VIDEO)

I wonder what will happen to Howard TV when Howard Stern decides on where he’s signing a contract! I am pretty sure his radio contracts and his TV contracts run concurrently.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music, show, sirius, tv, video November 21, 2010

TSA Skit on SNL (VIDEO)

TSA Skit on SNL (VIDEO)

Pretty funny, but they should have had a scene depicting an anal-fisting because that’s lulz, though I guess the network censors wouldn’t allow that, now would they?

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, show, tv, video November 21, 2010

Gary Dell’Abate Baba Booey on Adam Carolla Podcast

Gary Dell’Abate Baba Booey on Adam Carolla Podcast

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Gary’s a good guy!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, sirius November 20, 2010