Women Arrested for Shoplifting, Hiding Merchandise in Fat Rolls

Women Arrested for Shoplifting, Hiding Merchandise in Fat Rolls

Run and tell that!~ Ailene Brown… and Shmeco Thomas? SHM. If you can hide $2600 worth of goods in your fat rolls, you got a problem. And btw, this happened in Oklahoma.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, tv, video November 30, 2010

Pink – Raise Your Glass

Pink – Raise Your Glass

#2 song in the country. I personally could give a rat’s ass and when she said the lyrics, “your too school for cool,” it gave me the douche-chills.

When she has her baby, she’s so going to hit the wall… don’t think she’s all petite styles like Gwen Stefani. Lol.

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Permalink Posted in: howard stern, music, video November 30, 2010

Ozzy Osbourne – “Let It Die” *New Single*

Ozzy Osbourne – Let It Die *New Single*

Here’s the new track from Ozzy Osburne. He doubles his voice, but it sounds good! He was on the Howard Stern Show today and killed it like usual.

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Permalink Posted in: howard stern, music November 30, 2010

Natalie Portman Has a “Fingering The Box” Scene in Black Swan

Natalie Portman Has a “Fingering The Box” Scene in Black Swan

Fingering the box right? We’re all talking about the same thing here, right? I mean talk about a SELLING POINT! Hello!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, movie, snatch, tv, video November 30, 2010

Kanye West Sells 518K in the First Week

Kanye West Sells 518K in the First Week

To me, this is a huge victory for Nicki Minaj. For her to sell close to KanYe’s amount says a lot. It says hoodrats love chicks who eat the box. Lol. And isn’t it ironic that in a week where Taylor Swift’s rival (Ye)’s album comes out, HER album which has been out for several weeks (already selling 1MM in the first week), jumps up 71% from the previous week? You think her fans are that spiteful towards Ye that they were like f-it, I’ll just cop another copy of Swift, to mess with the “Fooluminati,” himself. Likely.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music November 30, 2010

Video of Mariah Carey Looking Like A Huge Asshole on Home Shopping Network

Video of Mariah Carey Looking Like A Huge Asshole on Home Shopping Network

I feel bad for Nick Cannon. I’ll just leave it at that.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, tv, video November 30, 2010

Kid Cudi on Conan O’Brien – “Revofev” (VIDEO)

Kid Cudi on Conan O’Brien – “Revofev” (VIDEO)

I guess Cudi stopped the ‘Maniac’ tour with CaGe?

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, show, tv, video November 30, 2010

Susan Boyle on The View: CHOKES!

Susan Boyle on The View: CHOKES!

$$$$$$$$GOOD$GAME$$$$$$$$

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, music, show, tv, video November 30, 2010

Fifteen Ways to Write a Novel, By Max Barry

Fifteen Ways to Write a Novel, By Max Barry

Max Barry — probably my favorite novelist, has blogged a great post about the different ways to write a novel. There are apparently a myriad of ways (15)…

Here are my favorites:

1. The Intoxicant

   What: You consume alcohol, narcotic, or caffeine before writing.

   Why: Dude, those words just gush.

   Why Not: You may be part of the 99.9% of the population that writes self-indulgent gibberish.

   Sidenote: There is no case of writer’s block that can’t be cured with enough caffeine.

1. The Restart

   What: You abandon the story you’re working on, even though you know it’s brilliant and the idea is perfect but GODDAMN it is driving you insane for some reason

   Why: It’s a bad idea. There might be a good idea inside it somewhere, but you’ve surrounded it with bad characters or plot or setting or something and the only way to salvage it is to let all that other stuff go.

   Why Not: While loss of motivation is always, always, always because the story isn’t good enough, and some part of you knows it, you rarely need to throw away the whole thing. Often deleting the last sentence, paragraph, or scene is enough to spark ideas about new directions. Sometimes you only need to give up a plan for the future. Changing your mind about where you’re going can allow you to write the story you really want.

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