New Macbook Air Unboxing Video

New Macbook Air Unboxing Video

I wouldn’t mind having that guy’s job. I mean first I’d have to have really greasy hair, hipster glasses, I’d get to go to Apple keynote events and get paid for it, Engadget would let me do unboxing videos – which is like pr0n to a nerd (that’d be cool long as nerds didn’t fap to me), I’d be able to be all ANALYTICAL about the new products, I could collect those Apple stickers that come with each product, Steve Jobs would cower in fear when I entered the room, Apple Fangirls would be my groupies, the sign atop of my bedroom door would say 69 Infinite Loop, I’d basically be a mac daddy.

Sort of like these people, but less “camel-y” (though, I assume camels eat apples):
Read the rest of this entry »

Permalink Posted in: apple, comedy, gadget, hip-hop, video October 20, 2010

Willow Smith on BET (106 & Park)

Willow Smith on BET (106 & Park)

Oh pallleease… the Smith’s have created a MONSTER.

Of COURSE she’s gonna be HERSELF for HALLOWEEN! UNBEWEAVABLE!

$

Permalink Posted in: chick, hip-hop, music, tv, video October 20, 2010

WTF Moment Of The Week: Diaper Bandit Steals Bags Of Doritos From NJ Bodega! “Cono, You Got To Pay For That”

WTF Moment Of The Week: Diaper Bandit Steals Bags Of Doritos From NJ Bodega! “Cono, You Got To Pay For That”

This should be the next Doritos ad. So good a man in a diaper and man-titties and no pockets, would steal for…

$

Permalink Posted in: comedy, food October 20, 2010

Mark McGrath, Lil Jon, and Gary Busey Raid NYC Pizzeria For Charity (And Celebrity Apprentice)

Mark McGrath, Lil Jon, and Gary Busey Raid NYC Pizzeria For Charity (And Celebrity Apprentice)

If you missed it, Mark McGrath, Lil Jon and Gary Busey (and Meatloaf) were on hand today in NYC, selling pizza pies for charity. And word on the street is that it was also taped for Celebrity Apprentice. Mark is mah homie – he didn’t say anything to me about Celebrity Apprentice… maybe he can’t talk about it yet. Anyways here are some twitpics people posted on twitter today. And a video below of Lil Jon trying to get people to come into the store.

rest after jump…

Read the rest of this entry »

Permalink Posted in: celebs, food, nyc, show, tv October 20, 2010

Kanye West on Ellen (VIDEO)

Kanye West on Ellen (VIDEO)

If I was in a better mood ATM, I’d rip Kanye to shreds like I usually do, but I’m not feeling up to it. Lol. Anyways — I can’t tell if he’s affected or ghey sounding. And whoever uploaded this to youtube used some peculiar keywords…

Tags:
Read the rest of this entry »

Permalink Posted in: celebs, hip-hop, music, show, tv, video October 20, 2010

Devon Alexis Miss Howard TV November 2010 PICS

Devon Alexis Miss Howard TV November 2010 PICS

More below…

Read the rest of this entry »

Permalink Posted in: chick, howard stern, model, tv October 19, 2010

Rent Too Damn High Movement Candidate Jimmy McMillan at NY Governor Debate

Rent Too Damn High Movement Candidate Jimmy McMillan at NY Governor Debate

Wow, I did not know Samuel L Jackson was this enthusiastic about politics…

I also didn’t know he couldn’t afford his rent.

$

Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, nyc, politics, tv, video October 19, 2010

J-Woww as a Chubby 5th Grader (Photo)

J-Woww as a Chubby 5th Grader (Photo)

I guess this was back when her tits were still on layaway… hayoooooo!

Read the rest of this entry »

Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, jersey shore October 19, 2010

Anna Chapman (Russia’s Spy) Russian Maxim Cover = HOTTER THAN BALLS!

Anna Chapman (Russia’s Spy) Russian Maxim Cover = HOTTER THAN BALLS!

The crazy part is that she isn’t playing “dress-up”… she’s a REAL SPY! The real deal, the real SALT (no Jolie). I mean she could get me to spill my guts, my seed, secrets — out the wazoo! Mah’rone. Mi confide in you long time.

Oh, and I just went on a twitter-rant about how I can’t stand chicks from “eastern block countries,” lolz. I hope this doesn’t count!!! I might have spoken out of turn.

Read the rest of this entry »

Permalink Posted in: chick, model October 19, 2010