Kanye West Confirms Rule #1 of The Illuminati: “What Is Illuminati?”

Kanye West Confirms Rule #1 of The Illuminati: “What Is Illuminati?”

……… Every single person I talk to that I am pretty sure are in the Illuminati, when I bring it up to them, their first response is: “What is it?” Playing dumb…!

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, twitter October 24, 2010

VIDEO: WikiLeaks Founder Julian Assange Walks Out of CNN Interview When Asked About Rape Charges

VIDEO: WikiLeaks Founder Julian Assange Walks Out of CNN Interview When Asked About Rape Charges

You could cut the awkwardness at the end of this interview with a butter-knife, but I was too busy laughing my ass off. You gotta commend the guy for his whistle-blowing mission, but he is a peculiar looking guy. Lolz.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, politics, tv, video October 24, 2010

Rent Is Too Damn High – SNL Parody of Jimmy McMillan

Rent Is Too Damn High – SNL Parody of Jimmy McMillan

Lol at Keenan not having to really have much material written for him as Jimmy McMillian is basically a parody of his own self.

A mirror of the video below as well…

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, tv, video October 24, 2010

Emma Stone as Lindsay Lohan on SNL

Emma Stone as Lindsay Lohan on SNL

I personally liked Emma Stone’s emo look in Zombieland better, but a gingerbitch could get it ALL DAY.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, lindsay lohan, tv, video October 24, 2010

Kanye West – Runaway (Full-length Film)

Kanye West – Runaway (Full-length Film)

This is really ghey. Why is that bama acting like he’s Kanye Ivory Wayans? And I think this Kanye video was secretly sponsored by University of Phoenix, lolz.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, video October 23, 2010

EXCLUSIVE: Shabooty Mention on Bubba The Love Sponge SiriusXM Show!

EXCLUSIVE: Shabooty Mention on Bubba The Love Sponge SiriusXM Show!

Thanks to ‘LBJ is a POS’ and ‘BigTrox303′, they let me know Bubba talked about yours truly and the website yesterday on their Howard101 SiriusXM radio show. Here is the audio. And as far as Brent’s claim that I steal shit and post it on my site, first off, I’d say I have a relationship with Bubba’s publicist and I will post stuff she sends me, along with the occasional ‘twitpic’. That’s about it! So anyways with all due respect, past and present, and without further to do… and shout outz to Bubba and crew.

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And of course to post in question was this one: Two-Finger Cul de Sac Jones (WORD OF THE DAY) [Shabooty.com]

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, howard stern, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, sirius October 23, 2010

Umm… My Night Last Night Lulz a/k/a Don’t Invite Me Somewhere If You Don’t Want Me To Talk Shit! (Recap)

Umm… My Night Last Night Lulz a/k/a Don’t Invite Me Somewhere If You Don’t Want Me To Talk Shit! (Recap)

I figure I should write about this as I am a writer, and my anecdotes are universally loved (unless you’re the one being targeted). Last night, I went to this spot called Shadow Room. I was hanging out with this chick named Kelly (blogger chick). I guess she’s a “socialite” but I am pretty sure that just means “douchey with a vagine”. Now okay, a Paris Hilton or even the chick David Arquette and Vinny from Jersey Shore banged, I guess they can be called socialites. This was in DC, and I might sound like a broken record, but you can’t be a fucking socialite in DC! But I did witness a level of that last night, much to my chagrin (‘cept Sha wasn’t grinning). Hanging around and random ass dudes come up to our corner of the club. Like I am talking about SHMOES… ya know the type of dude, 5’3″, long slicked back hair, wearing what looks to be a rented suit, but it’s probably just his best suit. Lol. So dude goes up to aforementioned chick who is dancing on a seat, and sure I take their picture. The look on her face is like that of a fucking cadaver though, AHAH.

Anyways, the other funny observation was that we weren’t like at a roped off area or anything just in a corner with a table with bottles. Now I admit the whole time I was paying attention to the waves of people who would come up to the table and drink, but it was kinda crazy. One minute it was a gaggle of what looked to be fucking Filipino hookers (no discount) — like middle aged Filipino women with bad make-up and leathery faces. That’s cool, whatever. Next minute, it’s a  wave of “brothaz”, then a wave of roided guys with their shirts unbuttoned. Next minute it’s a wave of uglier shorter versions of Scott Bayo. Then, a wave of preppy white people, then a wave of … you catch my drift. It was just funny watching the diff. groups of peeps coming up and grabbing a drink or whatever. And why do dudes feel it necessary to grab a new bottle of vodka and then swig straight from the bottle? That gives me the heebie-jeebies. I hung out with a dude from Tool Academy last July and he did the same thing, but I couldn’t be mad at him, he was probably coked up!  And maybe I am being a SOURPUSS (what funny people aren’t), but I am just reporting what I see lol. Anyways, I am just not used to groupieism on that level.

Lastly, I was tweeting wild shit last night along these same lines, and I was told by said blogger chick to stfu because “these are the people that read my crap” LOL! So I guess I shouldn’t be making fun of these people, but making fun of people is MY CRAP!

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, clubs, comedy, dc, nightlife, shabooty exclusive October 23, 2010

VIDEO: Crazy Fan Jumps on Stage at Shakira Concert, Gets Tackled by Security, Shakira Blows Him a Kiss Goodbye!

VIDEO: Crazy Fan Jumps on Stage at Shakira [Los Angeles] Concert, Gets Tackled by Security, Shakira Blows Him a Kiss Goodbye!

This is the best thing that has happened at a Shakira concert in years… unless she still shakes her ass like an immigrant-epileptic.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, concert, video October 22, 2010

Video: Dumbass Falls onto Subway Tracks As Train Arrives, Dumberasses Try To Save Him

Video: Dumbass Falls onto Subway Tracks As Train Arrives, Dumberasses Try To Save Him

Lol. At one point one of the “rescuers” steps on the cover of the third rail. Which of course packs a deadly 750 volts of electricity. #sodumb.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, dc, video October 22, 2010