VIDEO: Shia LaBeouf Throws Coffee on Paparazzi

VIDEO: Shia LaBeouf Throws Coffee on Paparazzi

Lol. This was in DC. Who the hell reads like that? Who the hell runs away like that? Who the hell pretends like they’re incognito like that? Bah!

I just saw Inception today……….. > SLB. Just saying.

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Old School Pause Of The Week: Spike Lee Slips Up! “I Like Dick” & Interviewer Tells Him “PAUSE”

Old School Pause Of The Week: Spike Lee Slips Up! “I Like Dick” & Interviewer Tells Him “PAUSE”

Wow! Does he really say PAUSE? That’s mad funny.

In 2007, “Pause” wasn’t even that popular of a slang word… kudos.

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The Social Network (MOVIE REVIEW), Sorta… I mainly just reminisce about thefacebook.com

The Social Network (MOVIE REVIEW), Sorta… I mainly just reminisce about thefacebook.com

This movie brought a lot of “brain activity” out of me — it charged me up, (the sign of a good movie). It had my creative juices flowing, or maybe that was just me having to pee really bad in the middle of the movie. I could relate to so many aspects of the movie, it made me want to “create”… I found it sorta inspirational.

While it was hella cliched: AZN girlfriends, twin rowing meatheads, business coonery, mad assbergers — most of that is real life shit.

If I was Mark I wouldn’t even be mad at the portrayal, I am happy for him… maybe finally he’ll be able to UPGRADE from his current Azn girlfriend to a Lucy Liu type.

Here’s some funny shit… I first joined “thefacebook.com” sometime in 2004, after it came to my University at the time.

I first blogged about it on Sept, 2004. And again on April, 2005: THEFACEBOOK.COM + TRENDWHOREZ/POSERS =phunn times! [...a shabooty exclusive]

The latter of which I did a post where I searched for fake celebrity profiles, and ranked the popularity of the celebrity based on the number of fakes on TheFacebook. I was doing posts like that in 2005, kids.

In May 2005 I talk about changing my theFacebook profile status to ALUM. Lol.

In 2004 when I was at school, the way I heard about thefacebook was – I was walking towards my dorm/apartment and I hear these two chicks in front of me talking and one asking the other if she had joined facebook yet… I heard this and my ears perked up! Did you know someone ease-dropping on you is a great persuasion technique? Lol.

So the movie, it has to be good if it has be all excited about a website I’ve been on since 2004. (Though have since made new accounts).

Here’s an email when I changed my main email address connected to my initial account:

But the movie kicked the llama’s ass. That’s all I can say. It’s almost like a nerd’s fantasy … the movie ends with it saying “where they are now” and it says how Zuck is the youngest billionaire in the world and FB is worth like 26 billion. It’s a bad and good dream, where you might wake up from in a cold sweat, but you only WISH it was real. So good lookz for him cause it’s real in the field, aiight?

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Kid Cudi – Man On The Moon 2 (ALBUM REVIEW)

Kid Cudi – Man On The Moon 2 (ALBUM REVIEW)

Unfortunately for my ego, Cudi needs no introduction. Here’s his sophomore effort. … I only listened once through, and here’s the shabooty review of Man On The Moon II: The Legend Of Mr. Rager.

Scott Mescudi Vs. The World ft. Cee-Lo
First song: Cee-Lo Green is on this track. And Cee-Lo is coming off the heat generated from that Eff You song, so I guess it’s smart to have him on the first track of the album… sorta run of the mill. The beat’s tight, but the rest of it is cliche.

REVOFEV
Another song about Cudi being “high” and revolting. Tight production. Prolly KanYe West.

Don’t Play This Song
How you gonna name a song, “Please Don’t Play This Song?” Reminds me of this tweet from Vinny from Jersey Shore: “I’m gonna name my next dog Stay..so i can whistle and say come here Stay …come hereee Stay” lol… Cudi comes with his Bone Thugs fast flow… “chick’s tweet that they miss my meat” lol. From the same visionary that quit twitter because he figured it was going to fail and celebs were LEAVING in droves. What an affected view of reality. The song’s okay… no real on perma-repeat BANGERS, yet.

We Aite (Wake Your Mind Up)
Sounds like a dumb interlude to me saying “we aight” to Emile (one of his producers, weed-carriers).

Marijuana
Another weed song… apparently Cudder and Cage smoke on the regular now. Lol. Yeppers, pretty much a weed love song. This is the 4th longest song out of 17 tracks. That’s how much he loves weed.

Mojo So Dope
First song on the album I’ve actually bobbed my head to [||]… dope. Prolly one of my faves.

Ashin’ Kusher
Nudder weed s0ng? Sorta hipstery, sorta forgettable.

Erase Me
The single… bored of the song already.

Wild’n Cuz I’m Young
The other song that leaked that I could give a rat’s ass about cause I’m already sick of it.

The Mood
A song about Cudi hanging with coked out model chicks. I think I have to be coked out to enjoy this song? lol.

MANIAC
Here’s the long awaited song with Cage… Cage said the one that leaked wasn’t finished. Let’s see if it’s diff… just as an aside, this song will make a dude depressed, be wary. Lol not for emo dudes on “the verge”. It does sound different / remastered. Let’s see if there’s an extra Cudi verse. Song stands out on the album, but that just means the other songs suck. I wonder if B00F! A/k/a Shia LaBeouf is going to direct a video for this track. He’s the reason these two even got on with each other (Shia’s a Cage fan and Cudi’s a Shia fan, so they linked up, probably after Cudi read one of my Cage interviews). Anyways, this finished version does sound better, but no extra Cudi verse which I think it needed.

Mr. Rager
Mr. Rager — another song I had already heard, so I’m already sick of it. Next!

These Worries ft. Mary J. Blige
Some forgettable song with singing on it. Sounds like Mary J Blige is on it — again, that makes it UNFORGETTABLE. Lol. MGD (the beer) > MJB (the singer). Unlistenable when Mary gets on the track. On my 2nd listen, I had to skip this joint.

The End Feat. GLC, Chip Tha Ripper & Nicole Wray
Here’s the solo “down south” track of the album. I’m not down with LCD Rap. LCD chicks yes, LCD rap, not so much! Could do without this song.

All Along
Mellow-assed song…I ain’t mad at it. Even though he’s singing again. At least it WORKS this time.

GHOST!
Hmm, this song’s a bit cornay. Sounds like he put it together in five minutes. He sings about being a ghost. Probably almost as bad as the MJB song.

Trapped In My Mind
And the very last song: Let’s just say the first half of the album is better than the second half. Ends on some sour notes.

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Of Course The Takoma Park, MD Library Masturbator Is A Hood CEO (Shabooty Exclusive)

Of Course The Takoma Park, MD Library Masturbator Is A Hood CEO (Shabooty Exclusive)

The thing about Washington DC, everyone’s a CEO!!! I love reading some Twitter bios of random folks and it’s like NAWTYBOI CEO INC TARING DOWN DC PRODUCTIONS 2KM10 – and other dumb shit of the sorts.

So I blew up this story yesterday [Weyimi O. Ayu-Bey Arrested For Ejaculating on Woman in School Library], and now a commenter left me a link to dude’s frigging LinkedIN profile. And what a shocker, he’s a self-titled CEO of a company called CIRCLE7. Should be called Circle-Jerk7, Lol! Here’s the line from his bio:

CEO
Circle 7 Entertainment

(Media Production industry)

August 2010 — Present (3 months)

Entertainment Conglomerate of Corporations featuring: Music & Film Production, Artist & Producer Management, Entertainment Law, Graphic Design & Website Building, Printing & Public Relations Development, as well as other related and pertinent services.

Luckily for him though, I think he’s also a lawyer, so I guess he’ll be defending himself. Sigh. The other tidbit that is juicy [||] is if you recall, a few months ago in Gaithersburg, MD (where that sniper shit happened years ago and where I hail from), there was a guy who filled up a water-bottle with his jizzum and he was shooting it on the backs of unsuspecting women (which women are expecting jizz), and he’d snap a pic with his cell phone – for posterity perhaps. Story here if you forgot: Cum Supersoaker: Man Charged In Semen Attacks In Md. Stores

Well, as a *shabooty exclusive* I am here to report that these two guys KNOW EACH OTHER — ARE FRIENDS from college days. (I know someone that knows them both, and he got a kick out of this latest story — aka MAD OUTTA CONTROL). I should probably call the tip line and let the po-po’s know. Instead, I’ll just blog about it cause shabooty exclusives all day. And here’s his linkedIn profile: Weyimi O. Ayu-Bey. Mind to the Boggle.

P.s.

“Allegedly”.

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Top Ten Rejected Titles For Gary Dell’Abate Baba Booey’s Book (VIDEO)

Top Ten Rejected Titles For Gary Dell’Abate Baba Booey’s Book (VIDEO)

If Gary had the sense God gave ~~teeth~~ geese, he’d do an interview with yours truly. I wouldn’t throw him under the bus like that US Magazine chick reporter. #JustSaying.

I’m waiting for Too Fat To Fish DEUX.

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KiD CuDi Announces He’s Tired of Rapping

KiD CuDi Announces He’s Tired of Rapping

Is he tired of rapping or is his rapping tired?

You know one thing Howard Stern always says about [the actor that played] Napoleon Dynamite. When you have a hit or something works… RIDE IT OUT! Don’t try to become a rock and roll guy if you’re a rapper! Granted Cudi was never much of a rapper and now he’s saying he just likes doing hooks (singing), so he’s not really changing shit. I am just saying stay focused on whatever gets you paid… i.e. carrying around Kanye West’s weed via hooks and dressing up like Shia LaBeouf.

Let’s be real, weedheads are lazy and I only really have one weedhead friend, and the thing he’s best known for is — he goes to those GrindTime (TM) rap battle events and he’s the official time-keeper, lol. Now, this isn’t the first time I’ve tried to deminish a friend’s accomplishments (I’m that kind of blogger) — I mean he is front and center on all of the GrindTime youtube videos, so that’s mad cool. But damn… Imagine if Cudder wasn’t a weedhead, he’d be more than just snatching mics a la ‘Ye, doors would be off the hinges — “He will shake your foundation. He will shake the f**cking rafters. Nobody’ll be the same” …er too late.

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