Father Storms Bus To Defend His CP Kid From Bullies

Father Storms Bus To Defend His CP Kid From Bullies

Now that’s just not right… the part about the bullies putting condoms on the cerebral palsy kid’s head. Damn.

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Really, Really, Random Elementary School Anecdote!!!

Really, Really, Random Elementary School Anecdote!!!

So today I created a new facebook profile and I listed my high school in there (same as Wale’s), and I think because of that it gave me a bunch of people – suggested adds – for me to add. And one of the names was of this Indian chick I haven’t talked to — well, since elementary school. Her name was something like Diptee Patel. Now the reason I even am making this blog worthy is the fact that her name reminded me of a funny story. I forget what class this was for, but again this was elementary school, and one of the assignments we had was to create something, to teach, a recipe or share a trick. So anyway ,this Dip-tee (Dipti?) chick was doing a recipe. It was an Indian dessert. It was a sesame-seed ball, that was sweet and sugary. So our assignment was to teach the class how to cook this dessert, this Indian dessert, in the case of her project. So she was going through the recipe and directions on how to make the dessert, and as they do on TV, she had the finished product, completed sesame-seed sugary balls for the class to taste. So I get mine, wrapped in saran wrap, unwrap it…take a nibble of it. Yeah, it was sweet. But then I sort of observe closer, and what do I know? On the ball is basically a long ass HAIR! I basically make a scene in front of the whole class like OMG WTF everyone check your HONEY BALLS — I HAVE A HAIR IN MINE!!!!! AHHHHH! So everyone stops eating theirs and starts looking thru theirs for hair LOLZ! I Basically ruined that chick’s project/presentation. But I wasn’t doing shtick, there really was a fucking hair in my food. …wtf you Patel’s. HAH.

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Whatever, Ef Mark Zuckerberg… & Add Me On My New Facebook Profile

Whatever Ef Mark Zuckerberg… & Add Me On My New Facebook Profile

This asshole fucked around and had me create Shabooty Bieber <– ADD ME!

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Christine O’Donnell on Sean Hannity

Christine O’Donnell on Sean Hannity

I’m watching this on mute so I dunno what she’s carrying on about, but she IS HELLA CUTE! Apparently, she’s hand-picked by Sarah Palin. Laf.

Part 2 After The Jump..

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Eminem Takes Clinton Sparks’ Dick To The Face (VIDEO)

Eminem Takes Clinton Sparks’ Dick To The Face (VIDEO)

I mean his wood to his peripheral vision.

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Lady Gaga in Maine at Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Rally (VIDEO)

Lady Gaga in Maine at Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Rally (VIDEO)

Robin read a story about Lady Gaga and how she’s getting into the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell debate. Howard said he agrees with her on that but she’s all over the gay thing. He said she’s trying overly hard. Howard said she’s sucking up to the gay community a little too hard. Robin read about Lady Gaga coming up with a suggestion to send home the troops who aren’t tolerant of gays in the military. Robin had some audio clips of her talking about this idea of her’s.

Robin got back to her news and had some more Lady Gaga audio clips to play. Robin had Howard play those clips where Gaga was getting the crowd worked up and chanting ”Go Home, Go Home” over and over. Howard said she’s really annoying. Fred threw in some Mel Gibson audio clips of him telling her to just smile and blow him and get the fuck out.

Just don’t bring your political signs to a Lady Gaga concert, they’re banned. Lolz:

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Vinny (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) Dresses Up As @DJPaulyD For Halloween [VIDEO]

Vinny GUADAGNINO Dresses Up As DJ Pauly D For Halloween [VIDEO]

I am waiting for the Snooki imitation next… You know what would really be a cop-out for a Halloween costume? If you just walked into the party holding two trashbags saying you’re Angelina. That’s ghetto even for a goof.

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