J-Woww of “Jersey Shore” at Las Vegas JET Nightclub (PHOTO)

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J-Woww of “Jersey Shore” at Las Vegas JET Nightclub (PHOTO)

“Jersey Shore” star JWOWW hosted the night at Las Vegas JET Nightclub in The Mirage Hotel and Casino.

Someone hurry up and impregnate her, because she’s looking good. (And trust me that’s the highest compliment I can pay you). Because biology suggests that those fake boobs were created to funnel in the man’s seed into the OVUM. LOL. Translation: some gorilla juice-head’s corona radiata need to surround Jenny’s eggs, already.

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Gaboreh Sidibe ELLE Cover Allegedly “Lightened”

Gaboreh Sidibe ELLE Cover Allegedly “Lightened”

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Damn, that’s jacked up, no? She looks light-skinted as three-day old dog shit on the Elle cover. No shots.

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Sparks Fly During Delta Emergency Landing At JFK (VIDEO)

Sparks Fly During Delta Emergency Landing At JFK (VIDEO)

This occurred over the weekend at JFK. This Delta plane’s landing gear wouldn’t deploy… and,

OMG, that flight attendant is SOO ANNOYING. Like wow, her yelling that would just make me panic even more. It’s like your mother yelling at you! That’s supposed to be comforting in an emergency landing? I think I’d rather have the ghey JetBlue guy berating me instead [||].

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Katy Perry on SNL + Baba Booey Mention (VIDEO)

Katy Perry on SNL + Baba Booey Mention (VIDEO)

JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST!

You know how BET’s Motto is “Black Star Power”? That is some “Bazooka Star Power”… Laf.

Oh, and this actual skit, wasn’t that funny. Hrmmm.

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Kat Stacks Responds To Brian Pumper

Kat Stacks Responds To Brian Pumper

What’s more annoying… her fake ass laugh or B.Pumper’s fake ass jewelery? And remind me to never hit up Kat Stacks with my digits, cause she be quick to put your math out there on the internets. That’s a bitch you gotta hit up with a disposable phone. I give her the number to 1-800-HOT-DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lolz. Nullus.

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