Snoop Dogg Blows Up Truck in Video Game Promo Video

Snoop Dogg Blows Up Armored Truck in Video Game Promo Video

I feel like the money they spent on this, they could have given half of it to Johnny Knoxville and he would have given you a better viral video, but I guess they’re not mafia enough?

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, hip-hop, music, video August 23, 2010

Here’s What @KimKardashian Looks Like, Fat

Here’s What Kim Kardashian Looks Like, Fat

And if you thought she was exclusive to black men before…

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, shabooty exclusive August 23, 2010

Cee-Lo Feat. 50 Cent – “Fuck You” (Remix)

Cee-Lo Feat. 50 Cent – “Fuck You” (Remix)

I guess 50 Cent’s career has digressed back to making unofficial bootleg-ass remixes. Lolz.

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Permalink Posted in: 50cent, hip-hop, music, video August 22, 2010

Cee Lo – Fuck You!

Cee Lo – Fuck You!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how are you gonna have those lyrics with an uplifting melody? lol. This is an emo fail. Didn’t a member of Goodie Mob get in a car accident, and have to have his leg amputated? THAT’s the guy that should be singing fuck you. Not Cee Lo Green who has Gnarles Barkley fuck you money, (ironically).

IN OTHER WORDS, only BROADS seem to be liking this song even though the lyrics are supposed to be resonating with down and out dudes. Sigh.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, video August 20, 2010

J-Woww Got Fat (Photo)

J-Woww Got Fat (Photo)

I think my caption says it all: I dunno if fame is going to hear head, but it sure is going to her stomach – LOLZ!!!

I guess when you hang around with Snooki all day, you end up looking like her. So this proves that Sammi IS in fact the hottest chick in the house in season 3.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, food, jersey shore August 20, 2010

Who Remembers This Game?!? Blaster Master (NES) [SPEED RUN VIDEO]

Who Remembers This Game?!? Blaster Master (NES) [SPEED RUN VIDEO]

Please allow me to nerd-out myself…

Insane… I grew up on this game, my childhood friend Adam and I, and his dad would play this game religiously!!!!!!!! The boss battles were crazy…. man if you weren’t an 80′s baby/90′s tween, then you missed out!

And this game was insanely hard… it’s crazy the dude that recorded this beat the game in under an hour while only dying twice!

Not to sound corny, but you dunno how much this brings me back. Getting the gun upgrades were sick.

While it doesn’t get the hype, this game was easily the equivalent of Metroid, to me – if not greater! Okay, #endnerb

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, nintendo, video August 20, 2010

Vick One (Corny Armenian Dude from Power106LA) w/ Pauly D & Vinny of Jersey Shore Interview

Vick One (Corny Armenian Dude from Power106LA) w/ Pauly D & Vinny of Jersey Shore Interview

I wouldn’t go as far as calling this hilarious, but that’s because I don’t likes Armenians, not because there’s anything wrong with them, but I hate everyone?

Actually, that’s not true at all… do you know most comics, hate all other comics? Lolz. Not that this guy’s a comic, but it’s obvs corny shtick, where he had all of his co-workers at Power106LA bring in their cologne for this bit. Sigh.

Shouldn’t he be busy carrying DJ Khalid’s weed-n-halal-meats?

After the jump is the song played at the end of this clip: Chuckie Vs LMFAO Let the Bass Kick In Miami Bitch

One of my friend’s g/f’s is having a Jersey Shore themed party this weekend and the invite said, “wear a “GRAPHIC-TEE” … That’s not where I have a problem. Where I have a problem is that every party I’ve been to at said friend’s g/f’s place ALWAYS has abruptly ended by 12:30 AM, no bullshit. Lol. Last time I was there, was for my friend’s b-day party. It was all great and dandy, he cut off his half-fro for the festivities, actually he let his friends (yours truly included) taking turns with the clippers, shaving penises into his head (nullus). I didn’t do that, I just put my whole palm over his head and shaved in a trace of my hand. Haha. But I digress… the kid got his hair effed up, he went to take a shower, and at 12:30 the party was over, we all bounced to the Korean BBQ spot. Lol. So, yeah… point is, if you’re gonna have a Jersey Shore themed party, please have a precedent of not having uber-short, whack parties. $

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, celebs, comedy, jersey shore, video August 20, 2010

When White Chicks Hate White Boys?

When White Chicks Hate White Boys?

Lol, this disturbs me on some level. Wigger chicks are funny like that, but yet disturbing.

Note: this is a random chick I met out in DC once. And this is tweet she posted tonight while out at a club.

Pic of her after the jump…

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Permalink Posted in: chick, clubs, comedy, dc, shabooty exclusive, twitter August 20, 2010

Montana Fishburne Regrets Doing Tape With B. Pumper! “He’s Bullshit” + Her Reasons On Pursing Adult Film (Shade45)

Montana Fishburne Regrets Doing Tape With B. Pumper! “He’s Bullshit” + Her Reasons On Pursing Adult Film (Shade45)

Hmm… go to 9:00 minute mark for the comments about B. Pumper… and since when did Rude Jude “yuck it up” so much in terms of the deepness of his voice (nullus). He sounds phony. Lolz.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, sirius, video August 20, 2010