Timbaland Calls Into Ryan Seacrest Show Sounding EMO AS FUCK LOLZ!

Timbaland Calls Into Ryan Seacrest Show Sounding EMO AS FUCK LOLZ!

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Lol, okay, so he didn’t officially try to commit suicide according to himself… but he does sound EMO as all hell. And at the end he says he’s stuck in the studio working on Kerri Hilson’s album. Sigh, that’d make me looney, too. That can’t be that exciting. Yawn. Lol. Anyways, Ryan Seacrest sucks as an interviewer.

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Zach Galifianakis Calls into Greg Fitzsimmons Podcast (Audio)

Zach Galifianakis Calls into Greg Fitzsimmons Podcast (Audio)

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Fast Fwd to the 19:50 minute mark to listen to Zach’s segment. He drops an n-word joke/anecdote about the time he met Chris Rock.

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Fastest Texting World Record Actually on an iPhone?

Fastest Texting World Record Actually on an iPhone?

And in related news:

ADDICTED: Average Teen Sends 3,000 Texts A Month; Experts Compare To Drugs…

Lolz.

I always get weirded out when I see a tweener with his/her own cellphone. Call me old-fashioned.

Shiet, I didn’t even graduate to a non-velcro wallet, ’til I graduated elementary school!

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FACT: @SouljaBoy Loves The Nose-Candy, YES INDEEDY! Kat Stacks Puts Numb-Nut SBSnortEM on Blast! [VIDEO]

FACT: @Soulja Boy Loves The Nose-Candy, YES INDEEDY! Kat Stacks Puts Numb-Nut SBSnortEM on Blast! [VIDEO]

SOULJA BOY, SNORT ‘EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pwned by Kat Stacks.

To the hood rats out there, this is your role model… so don’t ask why you trying to shove pixi-sticks up your toddler-ass noses. SEN!

Update: here are some tweets I just posted, goofing on Kats…

Kat Stacks got that real high pitched (“I swallow a lot of cum”) voice
That pussy got more mileage than George Clooney in Up In The Air!
I bet Kat Stacks’ clit looks like a roly poly bug, unrolled.
I bet Kat Stacks’ pussy look like hacksaw Jim Duggans
I’m surprised @souljaboy would even have coke lying out like that, cause u know @iHateKatStacks queefing ass would blow it everywhere!

Sonned, by yours truly.

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4-Year-Old Boy Gets Herpes After Putting A Used Condom In His Mouth From An Atlanta Hotel Room!

4-Year-Old Boy Gets Herpes After Putting A Used Condom In His Mouth From An Atlanta Hotel Room!

Dayam. My boy Bol is in ATL right now! Let’s hope he doesn’t get drunk and stumble upon some used rubber stash. Lol sike.

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KTLA News Chopper Catches Paris Hilton in Her Towel (VIDEO)

KTLA News Chopper Catches Paris Hilton in Her Towel (VIDEO)

Wow, Paris Hilton is dumb. She reminds me of… remember as a child, you may have once dropped a popsicle on the sidewalk and you come back an hour later, and there’s a collection of ants eating the sugars of the melted popsicle, to the point where the sidewalk looks BLACK. And of course as a kid, you have a morbid curiosity, “let me step on the swarm of ants, and see what happens…” You step on them and wiggle your foot as the merciless ants are crushed underneath you, and you pick your foot up and they are all scattering for dear life, like dumb ants!!! Well, Paris Hilton just stumbling out on to her balcony during this police investigation of a break-in at her home while media helicopters are buzzing above, is just like those ants, except the ants are smarter.

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AFRICAN Expendables: Who Killed Captain Alex (Movie Trailer)

AFRICAN Expendables: Who Killed Captain Alex (Movie Trailer)

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