Amanda Panfil

Amanda Panfil Lost!

This is a right I rarely exercise, mainly because I guess it might bring bad karma, but not really. Often times if a chick gets on my bad side, I always think to myself — you know, if this butt nugget only realized I can just write a [negative] blog post railing them and then title it with their name… Essentially, I would then command one of the first page g00gle s3arch results for her name. Today’s victim is Amanda Panfil. Except, I don’t really have an axe to grind with her except she did the cliche thing of … I said something over the top as a goof and she said got offended and said ‘goodnight’ (because of what I said), as a way to put an end to the conversation (while of course staying online, lolz).

Well, actually let me change my mind about not having an axe to grind, F*CK YOU! Haha, that felt good. No, but really, this does remind me of something funny. I once was out at a club and I asked this chick to take a picture of my friends and I, with my camera, as a favor. She refused! I was like what????? You won’t take our picture, wtf? So, I got pretty heated. I instead took my camera and took HER picture, and I told her, tomorrow, g00gle the phrase “DUMB C*NT,” and your picture should be there. Well, as promised I made a post titled Dumb C-word (of course uncensored), but it didn’t show up on g00gle. I’m not sure why, maybe it was too profanity laced, lol. So, I am trying again now. This one’s for Amanda Panfil. She sucks at life. And is a cougar bitch in denial. Listen, if you’re 32 and you’re banging guys in their mid 20′s, you’re a cougar. And f*ck you getting your next job when a prospective employer g00gles your name. Sorry.

And really this is just meant to be a general message to the phonies out there. Check yourselves, and be a person of your word. K.Thx.Bye!

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, chick, dc, shabooty exclusive, ventilation August 31, 2010

Do Gay African-American Pedestrians Get Ran Over More Than Cracka-Ass Cracka Straight Men?

Do Gay African-American Pedestrians Get Ran Over More Than Cracka-Ass Cracka Straight Men? - Click to Zoom Image!

See Exhibit A. The city with the greatest number of pedestrian fatalities is Atlanta. Home of the quintessential down-low and outed ghey African-American brother.

My initial hypothesis or theory was just that: “Do Gay men get ran over more than straight males?” Then I noticed, the numbers for San Fransisco and theirs are fairly low (home of white teh ghey guys).

Then, I landed on the theory above — which makes Atlanta stand out. Maybe it’s ghey black males that get ran over the most!!!!!! Thoughts?

Wow. I’m good!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, shabooty exclusive August 31, 2010

Jimmy Fallon on American’s Got Talent

Jimmy Fallon on American’s Got Talent

I’m not really a fan of Jimmy Fallon as a talk show host, but his impressions are killer. Howard Stern also gave him props this morning.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, show, tv, video August 31, 2010

Paul McCartney – Hey Jude – Live at the White House (Video)

Paul McCartney – Hey Jude – Live at the White House (Video)

Howard Stern said he was never really into the White Stripes but this Jack White guy is interesting. He said he saw that concert they were doing for Paul McCartney and Jack White did a song and he’s pretty good. He said he’s not sure how good their White Stripes music is but he was really good with ”Mother Nature’s Son.” Howard said he liked that whole concert. He said he’d love to have Paul McCartney come back in to talk about one album at a time.

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Permalink Posted in: concert, howard stern, politics, video August 31, 2010

Brandon Spikes of New England Patriots on Chatroulette Getting Head From A Hoe (NSFW)

Brandon Spikes of New England Patriots on Chatroulette Getting Head From A Hoe (NSFW)

Uhhh, not safe for LIFE. Chick is sexy as hell, too! WTF. Def an NFL groupie…

Maybe I shoulda drafted dude in my fantasy (nhjic) draft last night, if he’s getting chicks like this! I already have Ben Roethlisberger on my team, lolz. Sigh.

Video after the jump. Must be 18+.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, concert, sports, video August 30, 2010

Dancing With The Stars Line-up Revealed! ***The Situation***

Dancing With The Stars Line-up Revealed!

The full lineup: Michael Bolton, Brandy, Margaret Cho, Rick Fox, Jennifer Grey, David Hasselhoff, Florence Henderson, Kyle Massey, Bristol Palin, Audrina Patridge, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Kurt Warner.

As soon as I read this line-up I was like oh, no! The Situation is soo going to bang that slut, Margaret Cho, lolz. But after second thought, watch him end up smooshing Audrina Patridge by the end of it all. :/

I could see Rick Fox banging out Bristol Palin. I dunno who Jennifer Grey is.

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Permalink Posted in: jersey shore, show, tv August 30, 2010

Yoga for Black People

Yoga for Black People

Wow, I loves me some racialist humor. (And big-breasted Asian women who can do the splits and don’t have an Engrish accent).

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video August 30, 2010

Lauryn Hill at Rock The Bells DC, Brings Out Nas (VIDEO) + Show Recap

Lauryn Hill at Rock The Bells DC, Brings Out Nas (VIDEO) + Show Recap

This was the only highlight of her HORRID set. Lol, and even during this surprised visit from Nas, his mic wasn’t even on for the first half of the song. Sigh. Rock the Bells DC left a really bad taste in my mouth this year. I honestly wanted to “Juggalo” some people. I’m not going to make a laundry list of complaints, but let’s just say there were more low-lights than highlights and most of it surrounded the fact that Lauryn Hill performed three hours late. I.e. for damn near two hours, NOTHING WAS GOING ON ON THE MAIN STAGE. It was sort of a joke. They had Peter Rosenberg come on stage, and him as a concert host is a farce. He came out for a sec, went back off stage, and they brought out Lauryn Hill’s set pieces on stage — all that… another hour passes, they disassemble everything and haul it off. Another 30 minutes passes and they start setting up again, and finally A Tribe Called Quest comes out after all of that. They pretty much were dull until Busta Rhymes came out with them. The whole show just gave me really really bad vibes (douche-chills).

Wu-Tang did great and they’re timeless, but I have to admit when the camera man (on jumbo tron) started showing these steamy groupie bitches backstage, I got a little salty. That’s when I had to leave.

The funniest tweets from all night were one from me and one from this white chick:

This chick drove from Minnesota to Maryland to see Lauryn Hill and Lauryn no showed for a minute. Lolz.

I swear this really happened. These dudes sat next to me and bugged me to use my iPhone charger. I was charging the dude’s phone and a text message popped up from a chick (I hope).

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, concert, dc, hip-hop, music, video August 30, 2010

Rapper Ice-T Takes A Quiz On Pantyhose On NPR

Rapper Ice-T Takes A Quiz On Pantyhose On NPR

They should make Mask 2 starring Ice T’s wife CoCo, just so I could see her talk out of her ass… but I doubt that tank-ass could speak with an indoor voice. Laf.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, hip-hop August 30, 2010