Kelly Osbourne as Marilyn Monroe (Pics)

Kelly Osbourne as Marilyn Monroe (Pics)

Is it just me or does Kelly Osbourne have weird looking hands? (No Megan Fox).

And uh, p.s. since when wasn’t Kelly a fat chick?? Lolz.

Another pic below…

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, model July 24, 2010

VIDEO: Jet Pilot Ejects Seconds Before Air Show Crash

VIDEO: Jet Pilot Ejects Seconds Before Air Show Crash

Canada Jet Crash: Pilot Brian Bews Survives After Ejecting At Lethbridge Airport | World News | Sky News “Amazing Footage Of Pilot’s Jet Crash Escape”

This happened during a practice run for an air-show. The pilot knew something was wrong with the aircraft, that’s why he ejected seconds before the crash. Crazy, eh?

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Permalink Posted in: odds and ends, video July 24, 2010

The Mother of the Stanky Leg Dancing Baby Responds!

The Mother of the Stanky Leg Dancing Baby Responds!

When I posted about this video last October, the comments came in at a feverish pace. You can read them here. Anywho, the mother of this baby has finally responded, to shabooty.com exclusively:

Author: thoni thompso
Comment:
well it so funny to me how ppl perceive me and my child and assume im uneducated and she is also from her dancing with her brother and having fun, i really dont know how my personal video got out this far from my personal facebook page. but woow is amazing to me how many ignorant ppl it is the world . i dont know if its because we are black family, i think i seen a white baby doing the same dance with a diaper on and it was funny and cute. i think ppl are going too far calling my child a stripper and things like that. my daughter is 4years old now and she operating a computer and xbox and plays games, been in school since she was 2 and half goes dance class . The point is you dont know me as a  mother or my child. But if this was a video of beyonce when she was little ppl would say oh she was talented since she was a lil girl. being that my child can dance very good for her age i put in something positive dance class.

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There you have it! Fisher-Price DOESN’T make stripper poles, sorry.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, music, shabooty exclusive, video July 24, 2010

El-P – Time Won’t Tell

El-P – Time Won’t Tell

This is the best track on the forthcoming instrumental album from El-P.

EASILY.

He needs to get Chan Marshall to sing on this ASAP!!!

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music July 24, 2010

Kid Cudi Beats Up A Fan (Again)

Kid Cudi Beats Up A Fan (Again)

First off, I never realized how gay the song Pursuit of Happiness is when it’s sung by a big crowd. Lolz.

It sounds like a ghey cult and instead of the kool-aide, they drink milk out of a man’s athletic cup. [||] Lol, sike.

I’m watching this on my iPhone over edge, so I can’t make out shit, but it’s still funny.

I was going to title this post: “Kid Cudi gets beat up by fan again” — as hyperbole (to goof on him).

Sigh.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music, video July 23, 2010

‘Darth Vader’ Demands Cash in Daring Long Island Bank Robbery

‘Darth Vader’ Demands Cash in Daring Long Island Bank Robbery

You know, if this guy gets famous enough, maybe in the future he could pay his bills by appearing at ComiCon? Just a thought.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video July 23, 2010

Kendall Kardashian-Jenner Bikini Modeling Pics

Kendall Kardashian-Jenner Bikini Modeling Pics

Wtf, this Kardashian sister chick (Kendall Jenner) is only 14-years-old?

Empty vessel = happiness. | Full vessel = blogger = unhappiness = sigh.

#shabootyequation

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, model, video July 23, 2010

Glenn Beck Crying

Glenn Beck Crying

Wahhhhhhhhhhh, I’m glad this dude is almost blind. Apparently crocodile tears aren’t good for you. Good game.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, politics, tv, video July 23, 2010

Medicated Pete Movie Trailer: Remy Burbee Mix-Up (VIDEO)

Medicated Pete Movie Trailer: Remy Burbee Mix-Up (VIDEO)

It’s rare for me to say this or at least it feels that way because usually I talk shit and forget about it but, this looks like a piece of shit. Lolz.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, movie, video July 23, 2010