Super Mario Bros played on violin to game

Super Mario Bros played on violin to game

Japanese people scare me, in a good way of course, that’s why my favorite “-ese” suffix when it comes to teh azn womens = Japanese!

…and here’s proof Jap-chicks love me:

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Permalink Posted in: music, nintendo, video June 19, 2010

Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg “California Gurls” Official Music Video

Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg “California Gurls” Official Music Video

I sorta feel bad for “Travie” – because the more and more successful Katy Perry becomes and more her career eclipses his, the more he looks like an asshole.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music, video June 19, 2010

PHOTO: Gary Dell’Abate Sleeping x Passed the ef Out!!!

PHOTO: Gary Dell’Abate Sleeping x Passed the ef Out!!!

…on the job, too! tisk, tisk!!!

(hat tip: @sternshow2)

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern June 19, 2010

LAKERS ANTHEM 2010 – Ice Cube, Ray J, Chino Xl, Dj Felli Fel (AUDIO)

LAKERS ANTHEM 2010 – Ice Cube, Ray J, Chino Xl, Dj Felli Fel (AUDIO)

Lake Show for the winner winner, chicken dinner!

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, kobe, music June 18, 2010

I Have A Major Problem With TLC’s “DC Cupcakes” (Georgetown Cupcake)

I Have A Major Problem With TLC’s “DC Cupcakes” (Georgetown Cupcake)

Okay, where do I start with this ethering?
I didn’t know a rat’s ass about “Georgetown Cupcake” until a few weeks ago when I was headed to the Georgetown waterfront bars… I see a cupcake store and a line around the corner… Tha fuck? I thought, they must be issuing some Drakes Cakes…
Nope, turns out it’s just some DC fat people. Then today I saw WUSA-TV reporter Angie Goff (who’s too good to get sushi with me), tweet about how now there’s going to be a reality show around the business! Sigh!!! DC Cupcakes?

You people out there need to know how disastrous this sounds to me… DC is (from my perspective) only known for two things: blatant groupie-ism and blatant fat fuck-ism.
When you couple these two things, it can’t be good. A) Everyone in this city is fat as fuck B) Every broad in this city is a groupie chick… Ever wonder why DC sports teams suck dick, thicks (thx)?
Because the sports stars get soo GASSED UP by how bad groupies jock them in DC! Every bum bitch thinks she’s a model that deserves their own reserve bum-Redskins running back. Every bitch in this city wants to be famous and on TV, and a cupcake reality show is just going to further encourage their FAT FUCK-ness!!!

When I drive through my affluent neighborhood, each chick is uglier than the next. Wonder why?
This is a truly poisonous combo, and I don’t approve of it. Why can’t TLC make a reality show around some Healthy food for once? Got damn. Not that I’d watch TLC anyway, as a straight male… But I am just saying, let’s stop lighting a fire under these groupified DC 15 minutes of fame-whores, while encouraging them to get even more gargantuan. I saw my ex- in January in DC, and she had gotten so big she elicited a fight or flight response out of me… Sort of like what happens when you come face to face with a beached whale, and there’s no dynamite in sight.

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Permalink Posted in: dc, food, misc, shabooty exclusive, ventilation June 18, 2010

Artie Lange Update on The Wrap-Up Show (AUDIO)

Artie Lange Update on The Wrap-Up Show (AUDIO)

I guess the freelance writer for Penthouse, Jessica Pilot really shafted Stacey Lange. Doh!

Artie Lange’s sister… Stacey Lange.

Related: Quoted: Stacey Lange (Sister) In Penthouse Artie Lange Article: “[He's] Not Speaking More Than Five Words a Day” [Shabooty.com]

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Permalink Posted in: howard stern, sirius June 18, 2010

Shaq’s Kobe Diss Revisited: Now, how does Kobe’s ass taste, big @THE_REAL_SHAQ?

Shaq’s Kobe Diss Revisited: Now, how does Kobe’s ass taste, big SHAQ?

Proof that Shaq is a giant retard… You know, if Rondo and Shaq made out right now, it’d be like snowballing a rim job. #justsayin’.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, kobe, sports, video June 18, 2010

Lil B – T Shirts and Buddens (Joe Budden Diss) @LILBTHEBASEDGOD @mousebudden

Lil B – T Shirts and Buddens (Joe Budden Diss)

Lil B just went from the goof of the internet for being smacked up by his fellow teh ghey former high school cohort, into letting that shit roll downhill onto Joe Buddens. I don’t even know what the beef is over, but I just know if you need to regain credibility, ethering Joe Budden isn’t a bad first step in the right direction. The Celtics might need to think about making a Joe Buddens diss track right about now… maybe Ron Artest could sell them a beat.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music June 18, 2010

P.O.S @ Pure Food & Wine NYC (VIDEO)

P.O.S @ Pure Food & Wine NYC (VIDEO)

Only reason I’m posting this is ’cause I am Sarma’s butt-boy… I don’t really eff with Rhymesayers Entertainment like that, but if they’re gonna do webisodes at my fav. restaurant, I’m gonna give it some blog love.

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Permalink Posted in: food, hip-hop, music, nyc, video June 18, 2010