Is Amanda Bynes Retiring From Acting Due to Kid Cudi’s Sperm? [||] @chicky

Is Amanda Bynes Retiring From Acting Due to Kid Cudi’s Sperm? [||]

Let’s face the facts here people, okay I mean rumors… end of last year, Amanda Bynes (who isn’t the smartest pea in the pod), kept hinting on twitter that she was supposedly banging Kid Cudi:

I mean, I understood… she’s a box, and he’s a one hit wonder (I’m breaking balls, I’m well aware he carries Kanye West’s weed). She was LA based though, and I think he lives in [SoHo?], NYC. But bear with me here. I understand she may want to move to New York, and now that she’s quitting acting that makes even more sense. And so then the question is a) is she STILL seeing Kid Cudi and b) is the reason she’s quitting acting, because his emo sperm has left her doubting herself? AHAHAHAHHHAHH  I JUST WROTE ALL OF THIS, JUST SO I CAN SAY EMO SPERM ….no homo.
That’s my theory, really though, Kid Cudi is a nutjob that will break down your door, while rocking a jar of liquid cocaine, not unlike how Johnny Knoxville enters a Hollywood A-list party, with a jar of moonshine. You can’t tell me that man Cudi’s demented sperm wouldn’t make you want to quit your career and FURTHER act like a bat shit white chick. They’re predisposed to that kind of behavior. Let’s not pretend otherwise. Notice how they never came out with a Bat-shit Barbie, because those qualities are already inherent to every Barbie doll. You try staying sane when your husband has little to no penis, and you’re made of plastic, see: ‘Speidi’. But I digress…

Lastly, it’s a proven effing fact that Kid Cudi is known to persuade people to do dumb shit and quit. He alone persuaded his newest friend Cage to delete his twitter account because a) Kid Cudi had done it months earlier, and b) because he used his keen ability to predict the future, to surmise that celebrities were in fact LEAVING twitter, in droves. Right.

After the jump is an animated gif of Amanda Bynes before she was a dumb gimp former actress. You know, to make up for the homo-[||]-ness, above…

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, twitter June 21, 2010

Nicki Minaj & Lil Kim – “Everywhere We Go”

Nicki Minaj & Lil Kim – “Everywhere We Go”

WHO IS CARRYING WHOSE WEED? I think the beef started when Nicki killed it on Kim’s own shit. (It song isn’t exactly new). Kim probably told D-Dot (who produced it), to shelve it, since it’s an embarrassment.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music June 21, 2010

John Goodman on Treme: Youtube Rant, GOES IN!

John Goodman on HBO’s Treme: Youtube Rant, GOES IN!

Spoilers: Last Sunday’s episode of Treme was crazy! Esp. if you’re a fan of John Goodman on the show… the last scene was sorta startling. He committed suicide. And the last thing he did before he jumped off the side of a boat was to drag a cigarette after be bummed it off a worker, telling him to never kick the habit. Roffle.

Shame.

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Permalink Posted in: tv, video June 20, 2010

Empire State of Mind Jay-Z Parody: Newark, NJ State of Mind

Empire State of Mind Jay-Z Parody: Newark, NJ State of Mind

You can’t go wrong goofing on Da Bricks (Newark, NJ)…

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, music, video June 20, 2010

LA Riot Video: Crowd Vandalizes and Burns Taxi in Los Angeles Following Lakers Victory!

LA Riot Video: Crowd Vandalizes and Burns Taxi in Los Angeles Following Lakers Victory!

Fuck JJ Abrams, this was way better than Cloverfield. LA peeps gets it IN, but yes, they’re lunching…. I know LA is an adult playground, but these cats are out to lunch, mentally. This must be like 9-11 to Indian people. Nah, mean?

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Permalink Posted in: los angeles, video June 20, 2010

Pussy Whipped by Lucky Dollar – BEST SONG EVER

Pussy Whipped by Lucky Dollar – BEST SONG EVER

Dedicated to my c*nt-struck friends whom I only see after they drop their g/fs home when they’re on their periods. Lolz!

P.s. this is what happens when you blog at 2:40 AM.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, shabooty dynasty, ventilation June 20, 2010

Drake + In-Store + Teenie Boppers + Teh Ghey Guys = Douchechills

Drake + In-Store + Teenie Boppers + Teh Ghey Guys = Douchechills

Here my manz, Dallas Penn does his man-on-the-street interviewing of some teenie-bopper-bitches who are big fans of the Jewlatto himself, Drake. Why are groupie chicks ALWAYS 1 hot chick + their 1 fat friend? SIGH!!!

After the jump is another video from MTVNews …fast forward to the end to meet the gayest fan evar. And naturally, he looks like Sean Paul.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, nyc, tv, video June 19, 2010

Ron Artest – “Champions” (New Single) *Download*

Ron Artest – “Champions” (New Single) *Download*

Wow, this is actually “listenable,” but don’t confuse that with “bumpable,” which is “listenable in public.” Lolz, j/k.

Then again, I think Interscope is releasing this, so I suppose they wanted to make sure it wasn’t as shitty as say… the new Dre leak.

DOWNLOAD…

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, kobe, los angeles, music June 19, 2010

Super Mario Beatbox: Japanese dude beatboxes a Super Mario Bros Melody!

Super Mario Beatbox: Asian dude beatboxes a Super Mario Bros Melody!

I just posted the SMBros violin video, so I figured I’d follow up with this beatboxing video… I think I liked the violin one better, even though violins= nerdy as phuck and beatboxing is supposedly kewl!

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Permalink Posted in: music, nintendo, video June 19, 2010