Drake on Jay Leno – “Find Your Love” (VIDEO)

Drake on Jay Leno – “Find Your Love” (VIDEO)

WTF IS DRAKE DOING? You’re on live tv, no hetero man respects this singing bullshit, please rap a got damn song, thicks.

Fck.Outa.Here.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music June 24, 2010

VIDEO: Poor Nick Cannon Grinding With Some Big Girl On Stage At America’s Got Talent

VIDEO: Poor Nick Cannon Grinding With Some Big Girl On Stage At America’s Got Talent

You know what this video taught me? Maybe Nick Cannon doesn’t have a cougar fetish after all, maybe he just got a big girl fetish especially since he’s with the CIRCA 2010 Mariah… and you know how close circa is to CIRCULAR aka ROTUND! WOWWWWWWWWW! <3

Yes, we going in, folks… no one is goof-proof, here.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, show, tv, video June 24, 2010

Beanie Sigel Goes in on Drake!

Beanie Sigel Goes in on Drake!

Damn, Drake caught major shrapnel here… he needs to man up right now. And I had to publish this as soon as possible… shit is crazy, cuz.

To quote Byron Crawford about Drake’s moms:

If it weren’t for Drake’s bum knee, which must be genetic on his mother’s side of the family, it’s not inconceivable that he could kick the crap out of Beanie Sigel, if Beanie Sigel didn’t shoot him first. In that video where Drake’s mother failed to bring him a tuna fish on a bagel sandwich (she must have seen a black dude at Panera and got distracted), he towers over her like a half-Jewish Manute Bol. That could be because he’s roughly the size of one of the hobbits from those Lord of the Rings movies, with looks to match, but he seems like he might be a bigger guy than you’d think, to listen to his songs about how Rihanna used him for a photo, because he’s somehow even more lighter skinted than Chris Brown, and how his rappin’ granny can’t help but piss and shit herself. Lest we forget, Wheelchair Jimmy was the captain of the basketball team, before he got shot by some crazy white kid.

*dead*

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music June 24, 2010

The Green Hornet (Trailer) Seth Rogen Movie

The Green Hornet (Trailer) Seth Rogen Movie

This looks really shitty actually. Sure it was a great excuse for Seth Rogen to not be a fat fuck, but hello Hollywood, Seth Rogen is typecast as a WEEDHEAD. No way I could ever look at him as a frigging super hero. He still looks like a weedhead even in this trailer. Ya gotta be kidding me, okay I understand if you’re going to throw a weedhead into a super hero role, you’d want it to be something to do with “greenery”, but got damn this looks fail sandwich, which won’t even take away a weedhead’s munchies.

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Permalink Posted in: movie, video June 24, 2010

Tech N9ne’s Thoughts on Drake (Shabooty Exclusive Video) @techn9ne

Tech N9ne’s Thoughts on Drake (Shabooty Exclusive Video)

Tech just got arrested yesterday too, for an outstanding warrant. Dang. And he was driving a Ferrari? Now that’s what I’m sizzlin’.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, shabooty exclusive, video June 24, 2010

SHABOOTY INTERVIEW SERIES REVISITED: Necro’s Thoughts on “DRAKE” (Exclusive Video)

SHABOOTY INTERVIEW SERIES REVISITED: Necro’s Thoughts on “DRAKE” (Exclusive Video)

Here are what Drake’s cakes look like:

I have more where this came from, stay tuned!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, hip-hop, music, shabooty exclusive June 24, 2010

Ke$ha Nip-Slippage (PICS)

Ke$ha Nip-Slippage (PICS)

“I have seen the top of the mountain” is a Beavis and Butthead reference, and if you missed that episode, you suck at life! Get the f*ck out of the Twilight movie premier line.

Another pic after the jump…

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy June 24, 2010

Miley Cyrus Says Her Favorite Rappers Are Gucci Mane & Oj Da Juiceman

Miley Cyrus Says Her Favorite Rappers Are Gucci Mane & Oj Da Juiceman

Ahhhh, it’s really hard to pick apart Miley because I find so many things aggravating about her, that it’s hard to pinpoint just one thing/zero in one a single gaffe. Lolz.

BUT FOR YOU, I WILL TRY ANYWAYS!!!

FIRST: It’s really annoying she had to ask her publicist sitting next to her for the name of Gucci Mane and Oj Da Juiceman, in her attempt to be funny.

SECOND: Go read the book Outliers by Malcom Gladwell, and it will describe people with two different upbringings… people who were brought up poor and who essentially were raised by wolves (parenting style), and people who were raised rich, and their parents were hands-on and made sure their kids have confidence in the face of authority. Miley is the latter. I normally would have a big problem with this, except that Malcom Gladwell says that these people are the successful ones in society! SIGH!!! Okay so she’s a “success”,and an “outlier”, but that doesn’t stop me from saying FUCK HER!! And that she’s a douche-ette!

THIRD: do we really need a third? how bout future vag-cancer? <3 with love, sincerely yours.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, music, video June 24, 2010

Dani Lynn Miss Howard TV July 2010 (Pics)

Dani Lynn Miss Howard TV July 2010 (Pics)

Rest after jump…

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Permalink Posted in: chick, howard stern, sirius, tv June 24, 2010