Q-Tip Ft. Mark Ronson – Bang Bang Bang (MP3)

Q-Tip Ft. Mark Ronson – Bang Bang Bang (MP3)

I think this is really a Mark Ronson song, but I refuse to give him top billing!

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music May 25, 2010

Sal & Richard Prank Call Spiritual Healer / Adviser (Howard Stern Show) 5-25-10

Sal & Richard Prank Call Spiritual Healer / Adviser (Howard Stern Show) 5-25-10

This prank call had me CRACKING UP at work today. Good job Sal & Richard.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, sirius May 25, 2010

Jillian Lauren (Pics) — Author of “My Life In A Harem”

Jillian Lauren (Pics) — Author of “My Life In A Harem”

Apparently a guitar player in Weezer is banging this chick. She was on the Howard Stern Show today. Oh yeah, she was a whore, literally.

Jillian said her life as the Prince of Brunei’s ‘personal party guest’ started simply enough: “I really was a guest at these parties [in Brunei]…it was weeks before the Prince took a shine to me.” When she finally banged ‘Prince Jeffrey,’ she was actually kind of into it: “He owned a country. I was fascinated–captivated by him.” Howard asked if Jillian enjoyed it, so she explained that he was with several women a day: “It was quick.”
Jillian said she was one of 40 or so women in Prince Jeffrey’s harem: “A lot of the women there were teenagers from Thailand.” Jillian was the Prince’s #2 girl–his #1 was Filipino soap opera actress: “The Western girls were in a separate compound from the girls from Southeast Asia.” Jillian said she tried to tell her dad she was working as the Prince’s personal assistant: “To which he said, ‘My ass you’re a personal assistant!’” After a year and a half, Jillian left the harem with a wad of cash: “I had a couple hundred thousand dollars.” (recap by HowardStern.com)

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Permalink Posted in: chick, howard stern, shabooty book club May 25, 2010

Nicole Scherzinger on Dancing With The Stars Finals Week 10 (VIDEO)

Nicole Scherzinger on Dancing With The Stars Finals Week 10 (VIDEO)

This Nicole chick is like a professional dancer. The above video has her two dances. In the 2nd half of her second dance she strips down.

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Howard said he got home and got kind of depressed. He said he was watching Dancing with the Stars instead of being with his wife and daughter. Howard said that the male dancers on Dancing with the Stars are assholes. He said that he’s way too into the wrong things. He was digging the show.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, show, tv, video May 25, 2010

Camu Tao – Perfect Plan (MP3)

Camu Tao – Perfect Plan

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“These songs are so before their time it’s ridiculous. The melodies and harmonies are very clever, the lyrics are quick witted and his vocal arrangements are genius. People need to hear this shit and know this man’s story. Camu was a great future Ohio talent who I’m sure would have made a huge mark in this mediocre industry.” – Kid Cudi

I don’t really have much personal anecdote to add to this, even though I should, lol. Wish I coulda interviewed Camu…

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music May 25, 2010

Rihanna – Rockstar 101 (Official Music Video)

Rihanna – Rockstar 101 (Official Music Video)

To say I’m “over” Rihanna would suggest that I gave a rat’s ass about her at one point. Actually, I did, when she got lumped up by Chris Brown. But even then, her face wasn’t what I wanted to ice down. ;)

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, music, video May 25, 2010

My Most Prolific Run-on Sentence Evar: Ummm… The Realest Shit I Ever Wrote

My Most Prolific Run-on Sentence Evar: Ummm… The Realest Shit I Ever Wrote

Do you know when Courtney Love is on the Howard Stern Show she rambles on and on? She’s all over the place and can’t stay on topic. The second to last time she was on the show, it was when Artie Lange was still on the show and he read back all of her crazy topics in a giant rambling run-on sentence, goofing on her…

So, here’s my giant run-on sentence, shabooty-rific stream of conscious fun facts of sorts: Yoshi in Super Mario Galaxy 2 is “the tits”, Andy Dick’s the man despite living in a shed in a hippie community, Byron Crawford needs to start blogging and tweeting again, I found a childhood friend on facebook after not having talked to him in years — found him two weeks after his 2nd newborn was uhh born, Joslyn James licked my cleft (butt) chin (don’t ask), I liked the radio rip edit of the new Drake song better than the CDquality with Aaliyah, I just got interupted while writing this (fuck off), Lindsay Lohan lied about having to be in Texas for a movie role (I’m so consumed), When you make a dumb joke instead of fake laughing I just say TRUE!, Do fat people make the Wii Fit board’s battery drain faster?, Why does Travis Barker keep retweeting links to RapRadar – doesn’t he know that site is corny?, With the oil spill and fish sammich prices going up — will I more likely get laid after taking a chick out to Red Lobster?, Rock stars who mack on chicks saying it’s their last night in town then miraculously are back in town two days later for another date are lame fucks, How come every time I make a joke at someone’s expense but speaking generally – that person that inspired the goof – sees it?, Necro produced a song for Raekwon?, If I interviewed Ghostface Killer I would ask him what wolverine carnation milk is, Why do Asian chicks love to date white DJs in mid-life crisies?, How come there’s no “Our Daily Bread” for wishing ill on people? (only Christian people would get that), When I’m angry I hit the enter key harder, Thank you Howard Stern for speaking out against Lost despite being friends with J.J. Abrams and the head of ABC, Omar Kadafi’s army chicks could beat me up any time of day, What do I look like an Israeli fighter pilot to you?, If variety is the spice of life why is everyone so pussy-whipped?, Hot chick’s boyfriends are they really such great guys?, The world’s biggest cliche: blonde stripper dating the strip club’s owner, If I fix your internet and you email me after it saying it’s fixed – does that email need a message body?, Wouldn’t Mitch Hedberg have been the best tweeter evar?, If you were a rapper would you send pics of your gun to groupies?, When I apply myself I do good things but what if I hate the application process?, Having McDonalds coupons in my car that I never end up using – comforts me even though they expire, Did you know RZArector is tall as fuck?, I like Drake because I’m pretty sure he has bad posture like me, If Kevin Costner’s machines clean up the Gulf Oil Spill will America allow him to make Waterworld 2?, If you’re a Real World cast member it’s a bad career move to unfollow me on twitter, If you go to the Guess store and the salesman is a teh ghey guy and he sells you two pairs of jeans and even convinces you to sign up for a Guess credit card — isn’t that really gay of you? (my friend not me), If you work in a work place where smocks are worn and the boss wears a different colored smock (to stand out) — isn’t that fucking douchey?, Did you know there is Ed Hardy vodka, wine, and condoms? (sighhh), If Wu-Tang is guarenteed to make you jump like Rod Strickland it’s no wonder they have fallen off, Do you think if Dr Dre’s son was alive to see Dre’s Beats Headphones – he’d still be alive today?, Do you think God in Adam and Eve’s garden was as creepy as a strip club patron?, If you fall off a one ft bench on your ass and start crying don’t expect any compassion out of me, I think cicadas are romantic, When the Wu-Tang was naming themselves did the gizza (GZA) pull the short straw?, Black Republicans scare me, Sans the rap ability who’s the biggest geek: Joe Buddens or Drakes?, Don’t you hate people who pluralize names?, Love at first sight for a man is often times queef at exit stage right for women, Pretty sure if Jimi Hendrix was alive today he’d be hanging out in Hawaii with Woody Harrelson enjoying that Maui wowie (weed-indeed), Going through horrifying experiences together often times unites people — except when it’s bad sex, I knew the slang “reffo-hydro” before I had even ever tried weed, Is it still shop-lifting if you “accidently” leave a $10 bill behind on the ground?, Jillian Barberie would be a good judge on Last Comic Standing — but that show is beneath her IMO, I think the most tragic part of DJ AM’s death was that at the time of his passing – his twitter pic was a Nike logo, Unlimited salad and breadsticks never got any guy in a girl’s pants, I would never adopt a Russian girl due to their propensity to be slut-whores by genetics, How long until Sandra Bullock’s black baby is in a Young Money music video?, The job Sandwich Artist is the stepping stone to stripper (fact), Ashton Kutcher bought Howard Stern the top of the line iPad because otherwise Howard would have goofed on him, Were the aliens in District 9 called Prawns as a homage to pr0n – the same way Senetor Stern in Iron Man 2 was an homage to Howard Stern?, Megan Fox is nothing more than a robot’s weed carrier now, If you’re Chinese and you’re reading a Chinese website at work how come it doesn’t look like you’re slacking?, Do you think Norega’s fat ass has ever actually ran around the English Channel?, Lil Wayne went from rapping about No Ceilings to getting his shit pushed in in jail.

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, comedy, howard stern, misc, music, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, ventilation May 25, 2010

Andy Dick Is The “HeatRock” @andydick

Andy Dick Is The “HeatRock” - click to expand image.

I gotta go off on a tangent for a minute unrelated to the above. I love that I was goofing on LOST last night and a ton of Lost superdildos er fans unfollowed me on twitter. It’s not my fault your #1 soapy show sucked teh dick-thicks and I had to let the world know about it. Anyways, yawn. Actually, un-yawn, the point of this post was to say that Andy Dick is the coolest dude, hence why Howard Stern was giving him mad love all day for his “Shit Show” that aired on SiriusXM last week:

Howard said Gary went out to L.A. so they had to talk about that. Gary said he flew out on Thursday and went out to Andy Dick’s house. Andy is living in a shed now so he went out there to see what was going on there. Howard said Andy was on a sitcom and had a career going there for a while. Howard said Andy had a really good career going for a while. He’s had some substance abuse problems over the years though so that might have been part of the problem. He said that Andy has also had sexual confusion going on so that was another thing.

Gary said that he went up to this house in the hills and the area is very ”hippie-ish.” Gary said the neighborhood is kind of cool though. He said there’s a house there on the property and then you see the shed. He said that you see a trailer there and it looks like something from the 50s. Gary said he thinks the ex-girlfriend lives in the trailer while his ex-wife lives in the house. Gary said the property must be like one acre or so. He said that it looks like they all pulled up at Woodstock or something. There are a bunch of kids hanging around and some of them were Andy’s from what he could tell.

Howard asked why the ex-wife would let Andy and his ex-girlfriend hang out there. Gary said he’s not sure. He said they all get along somehow.

Gary said the shed is nicer than he thought. He said you walk in and there’s a bed and art work on the wall. He said it’s like two sheds put together. He said that there’s a flat screen TV in the shed and a tiny living area. He said it has flooring in it too. He said he paid like 3 grand for the shed but put 5 grand into fixing it up.

Gary said the weird thing is that you go in and you start to think where he goes to the bathroom. Gary said Langford shows him that they had a piss jug there. Gary said Andy pisses in a jug. He said he’s not sure where he shits. Howard said that Andy said he shits somewhere but he’s not sure where that is. Gary said that he’s allowed in the house to take a shower so maybe it’s in the house that he shits.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, howard stern, los angeles, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, show, sirius May 25, 2010

I’m so mad you’d fu*k – filed under: WOW, should I blog this pic [at the risk of going to hell]? lol

I’m so mad you’d fu*k – filed under: WOW, should I blog this pic [at the risk of going to hell]? lol

No comment. Okay, one comment: this is the kind of picture that makes blogging fun.

Shrek 4 in theaters today.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy May 25, 2010