Shia LaBeouf – Cage Biopic NEWS! (Shabooty.com Exclusive)

Shia LaBeouf – Cage Biopic NEWS! (Shabooty.com Exclusive)

Okay, since you asked, I figured I’d break some exclusive Shia LaBeouf + Cage biopic details… hopefully Cage won’t mind, esp. since he told me when he was “lifted”.

That’s all I can unveil for now!

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Permalink Posted in: cage, celebs, movie, shabooty exclusive, shia labeouf March 26, 2010

FACT: Sway Calloway of MTV News is a Humorless Douchenozzle (Shabooty Exclusive)

FACT: Sway Calloway (the on-air dude with dreads) of MTV News is a Humorless Douchenozzle

I love people that go in on you on Twitter direct message, than immediately unfollow you, so you don’t have a chance to reply. Luckily for me, I get to ether Sway right here and now. Lolz.

Dear MTV News,

What’s up with your man? You know when you’re an irreverent comic (me), when I have no clue which “disrespectful comment” in particular he’s talking about. That’s a general fucking statement as far as I am concerned.

Maybe I shouldn’t joke around with your news department so much.

I think he had a bitchfit because I joked that the real reason he recently “released his locks,” was not because of “spirituality” as he put it, but rather he was trying to “bed” iJustine. Sigh. :)

Unlike Sway (I’m sure), but ‘hilarity has ensued’ here, today.

And he apparently has MTV all bought into the fact that he’s “sooo serious”. Yawn. Fuck getting your news from a guy in a babushka, even if it’s mindless news in the first place!

So anyways, he blocked me on twitter. Heavens forbid I goofed on his magical dreadlocks. Thank God for this dreads, otherwise no one would recognize him from a hole in the wall. Then again, how many guys on TV have that delivery?

Steve Langford > Lisa G > iJustine > Sway

Stay tuned to SNN: Shabooty News Network > MTVNews — for more etherings in the future.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, music, shabooty exclusive March 26, 2010

Jay Leno: Meal or No Meal (Steals Howard Stern’s Bit!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cmXutDUFI8

Jay Leno: Meal or No Meal (Steals Howard Stern’s Bit!)

The thing that is crazy about this, is that this is a bit Howard creates JUST Thursday morning, and by Thursday night, it has already been stolen on the Jay Leno Tonight Show. How egregious!!!

And if you missed Thursday’s Howard Stern Show, the reason Howard thought up “Meal or No Meal” (a spin-off of Deal or No Deal), was because Robin Quivers was in Guatamala and the people of Guatamala are poor and hungry, and Robin is in talks for her own show, so Howard suggested she host a Meal or No Meal on Guatamala tv, and inside the briefcases have food instead of money!!! Wow.

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Permalink Posted in: howard stern, show, sirius, tv, video March 26, 2010

Untethered Jailbreak From Geohot For iPhone + iPAD?

Untethered Jailbreak From Geohot For iPhone + iPAD?

This video most obviously gave me the douche-chills, and I wasn’t going to post it, but nerd Geohot is promising an untethered [software based] jailbreak for model(ipt2, 3gs, ipt3) of the iPhone 3GS, along with the iPad.

The latter is what excites me…even though as of now, it’s still vaporware.

The jailbreak is all software based, and is as simple to use as blackra1n. It is completely untethered, works on all current tethered models(ipt2, 3gs, ipt3), and will probably work on iPad too.

Stay tuned, this kid is on to something.

Actually, let me back up for one second. While Geohot has the easiest and prettiest and most popular jailbreak solution for the iPhone, I actually don’t recommend it. It leaves your phone with major bugs. Use pwnagetool by the dev-team. But, if you are a recent purchaser of an iPhone3GS for example, Apple has modified a chip so the former exploits can’t be used – hence a tethered jailbreak is required. The importance of this is that once this jailbreak solution gets out in the wild, it will still work on phones with the modified chip that closed up the JB loophole. Bonus. And wow, I feel nerdy.

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Permalink Posted in: apple, gadget, iphone March 26, 2010

Robin Quivers’ Food In Guatemala (Diarrhea Plate) – Picture

Robin Quivers’ Food In Guatemala (Diarrhea Plate) – Picture

EWWW – Trifuling ass food!!! This was from Robin’s trip to Guatemala, and the locals there offered this cuisine – if you can even call it that? Barf!

And from today’s show:

Steve Langford reported that Robin had a TV show in development, so Robin explained: “I just talk to producers from time to time.” Howard speculated that Robin was in the running for lead judge on ‘Guatemalan Idol,’ leading Robin to suggest ‘Who Wants to Win a Million Quetzels?’–but Howard most excited by the prospect of ‘Meal or No Meal.’ Robin added the real show “certainly would come from who I am but it wouldn’t have to do with the arts or any of that crap.”

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, food, howard stern March 26, 2010

15 Fingers 16 Toes Chinese Kid (Pics)

15 Fingers 16 Toes Kid (Pics)

Look at the pix below… this lil Chinese kid be repping WEST-SIDEEEEEEE!

Two more crazy x-ray pics after the jump…

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Permalink Posted in: howard stern, odds and ends March 25, 2010

Robin Quivers on Jane Velez Mitchell Headline News Show (HLN)

Robin Quivers on Jane Velez Mitchell (Headline News)

ROBIN IS ONE WELL-SPOKEN MARYLAND TERP. Love her… I’m just sad she doesn’t “fuck with me”. I guess because a) I don’t have big balls and b) I’m not some handsome painter… SORRY. But, I am a Terp, Robin… that should be good enough for me to come on the arm pits of your bat wings dress. Lol, sike.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, howard stern, show, sirius, tv, video March 25, 2010

KiD CuDi – Soundtrack 2 My Life *VIDEO*

KiD CuDi – Soundtrack 2 My Life *VIDEO*

Okay, so I had an off the record chat the other night with one of KiD CuDi’s …rapper friends, dare we say?

This friend of Cudi’s knows me as a trouble maker, so that should excuse me for sharing a few learned facts for my readers.

“cudi changed his number 5 x since i met him, his email 3 x”

Haha, there’s way more, but I can’t piss anyone off.

Actually, nothing that special: Cudi smokes blunts, has a shedload of clothes, is always with hot chicks, and gives away aviators.  And he HAS seen Mark McGrath’s Day N Nite Cover…

When I told so and so to tell Cudi to peep shabooty.com, I was told and I quote, “fuck no, i’m not telling him to follow your blog.”

See, that’s because anyone with the sense [of humor] God gave geese ugly-ducklings – would love shabooty.com>rest.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, hip-hop, music, shabooty exclusive, video March 25, 2010

Beyonce Is Pregnant With The Illuminati’s Newest Son (Jay-Z’s Baby)

Beyonce Is Pregnant With The Illuminati’s Newest Son (Jay-Z’s Baby)

I just pray that this baby doesn’t grow up as affected as Diddy’s son Justin, or Rev Run’s son, #whateverthefuckhisnameis.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, hip-hop, music March 25, 2010