No Nukes Concert: James Taylor & Carly Simon – Mockingbird

No Nukes Concert: James Taylor & Carly Simon – Mockingbird

Carly Simon was the tits… she kills this. I think Howard Stern played this today, but I was listening while I was on the toilet bowl, so my listening comprehension was at a minimum, you understand.

The chemistry between these two is electrifying.

$

Permalink Posted in: concert, howard stern, music, video February 26, 2010

Anthony Weiner Congressman Offends Republicans During Healthcare Insurance Discussion

Anthony Weiner Congressman Offends Republicans During Healthcare Insurance Discussion: Ever met a Republican not Owned by the Insurance Industry?

Holy crap this Weiner guy is a NATURAL. The way he blasted the GOP, reminds me of the politicians in THE WIRE: Tommy Carcetti style. That’s how good he is… this was pure ether. I wanna take in a beer with this guy and Epic Beard Man.

Now do the Rockaway… and lean back!

$

Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, politics, video February 26, 2010

Whoever Created #NIGGAfacts, Ain’t Right For This One

Whoever Created #NIGGAfacts on Twitter, Ain’t Right For This One (Twitpic)

We already know that @OMGFacts is racist…now this!

$

Permalink Posted in: twitter February 26, 2010

RIP BONER: (Andrew Koenig) Body Found in Vancouver’s Stanley Park

Friends Find ‘Growing Pains’ Actor Andrew Koenig’s Body in Vancouver Park

I just took this picture for you guys, so you get an idea of Stanley Park.

I am so fond of Stanley Park in Vancouver, that I have before looked it up on google earth, wishing I was there.

Out of all the other places on earth, that I have visited. It’s very serene and beautiful.

It’s actually a really pretty park, if you ever visit, should you want to pack a picnic basket, and perhaps even propose to your broad, as the pb&j falls from your lips. ROMANTICAL, kids.

Anyways, sorry if this post was an uplifting rest in peace tribute. I try to be positive once and every 12 oz of blue moon.

Rip Boner – Andrew Koenig.

$

Permalink Posted in: odds and ends February 26, 2010

Cop Out – Roger Ebert Review: 1 and a half stars

Cop Out – Roger Ebert Review: 1 and a half stars

Was the reason that Kevin Smith didn’t do press for this movie, because he was still feeling embarrassed by the whole Southwest Air #fatbastard debacle? Or because he knows this is a shit film? I’m going to guess the latter. This is basically a failed attempt at creating the next Rush Hour franchise. I doubt it’s going to happen, as much as we all love Tracy Morgan.

Show business is funny like that…every time you do something retarded, and the blogs goof on you, it becomes part of your fabric. But in Kevin Smith’s case, since he pretty much had no room for more fabric, someone swapped out a quilt square with a clump of crisco.

Here’s Roger Ebert’s review:

Jimmy and Paul are cops hunkered down across the street from a stakeout when they see a mysterious figure run across rooftops and break into a house. Seconds later, he can clearly be seen in an upper window, sitting on a toilet and reading a magazine. “What kind of a guy breaks into a house and takes a crap?” asks Paul, or words to that effect.

Paul explains he always delays this elementary function until he gets home. He’s not relaxed until then. But once he’s home — ooohhh boy! Then he lets loose. He describes the results in great detail. The walls, the ceilings. All right! I’m thinking, all right, already! I got it! Mudslide! Paul isn’t finished. Now he’s talking about the reaction of the neighbors.

How do you know this is a scene from a Kevin Smith film? The imitation of a 9-year-old describing bodily functions might be a clue. But the clincher is when that mysterious guy runs across the rooftops. Paul (Tracy Morgan) explains to his partner Jimmy (Bruce Willis): “That’s known as parkour. It’s a new martial art.”

Read the rest of this entry »

Permalink Posted in: movie February 25, 2010

Riley Steele on Howard Stern (Pics)

Riley Steele on Howard Stern (Pics)

Money…

$

Permalink Posted in: chick, howard stern, show, sirius February 25, 2010

Jillian Barberie in the 80′s on Cheesy UHF Show with MIDGET! (The Love Channel) – SHABOOTY EXCLUSIVE THROWBACK!

THROWBACK: Jillian Barberie in the 80′s on Cheesy UHF Show with MIDGET! (The Love Channel) – SHABOOTY EXCLUSIVE

What an amazing find. Thanks Dave for posting these for me.

Jillian was as much of a doll then, as much as she is now. Btw, isn’t it eerie just how much that midget reminds you of Eric The Midget?

Part 2 after jump…

Read the rest of this entry »

Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, shabooty exclusive, tv, video February 25, 2010

AMY GOLDENBERG ETHERED! HIGH SCHOOL CATS GO IN!

AMY GOLDENBERG ETHERED! HIGH SCHOOL CATS GO IN! – (And of course I had to cosign what was being said. Enjoy the ethering.)

I don’t think I’ve ever brought real life shit to this extent to my blog (esp. old school shit), because that’s old news, but one of my homies (ROLAND CIVILWAR BULLOCK), is obvs still stuck in his hay-day golden high school era. But entertainment wise, he’s being constructive aka blasting people that none of you know, so this will all be over your heads likely, but it’s still lulz to see white people have bitchfits in facebook comments, even if it isn’t all properly put into context!

Names have been blocked out to protect the fat, loser, cunties! J/k.

And yes, his middle name on facebook is “civil war,” that’s how the shabooty dynasty inner family does.

Oh, a quick background on Amy Goldenberg that makes this more comical. She was the HOT JEWESSE BROAD of the high school (that Wale and I went to). She was so hot, that she didn’t even look Jewie. No being slapped-the-yarmulke, there. But while every guy wanted to cram her, there were college dudes already cramming her, while she was in HS!

She is currently fat.

One of her girlfriends got on Roland’s wall and defended her, saying how she’s working on her second masters degree:

CLICK TO ZOOM!

I guess she finally embraced (hitting the wall), and stopped relying on her looks. She started utilizing her Jewish (smart) brainpower, and is doing the school thing, but I’m still not impressed. I could give two rats asses about her… the only reason this became blogworthy all of a sudden, is because Roland felt like ETHERING HER and I figured publishing it, would make said blasting, official.

CLICK TO EXPAND:

I know this is very “inside”, but it is “ETHER” and that is universal.

$

Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, facebook, shabooty dynasty, shabooty exclusive, ventilation February 25, 2010

Kaley Cuoco Maxim Magazine Pictures

Kaley Cuoco Maxim Magazine Pictures

A) She puts all women to shame… she makes other chicks look like boys. And B) Someone needs to hurry up and impregnate her hot ass, already. I’ll volunteer.

REST AFTER JUMP!

Read the rest of this entry »

Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, model February 25, 2010