Gang Starr’s Guru Has Heart Attack, In A Coma

Gang Starr’s Guru Has Heart Attack, In A Coma

Damn, son… Get well soon, GURU!

P.s. Questlove, lose weight — for your health. Thanks.

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SNL Flags Of The World

SNL Flags Of The World

This was cute, but if you consider it was probably written by a TEAM of comedy writers, it’s laughable, and I don’t mean in the LOLZ sense of the word. I mean in the lame sense of the word: SNL, (Soo Not Laughing.)

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As far as T-shirts go, I am pretty sure the hot chick equivalent of I AM A MOTHERFUCKER is “I <3 Tapas” right above your boobs

As far as T-shirts go, I am pretty sure the hot chick equivalent of I AM A MOTHERFUCKER is “I <3 Tapas” right above your boobs.

You’re welcome.

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Twitter Love From Jenny McCarthy (Don’t Be Jeally)

Twitter Love From Jenny McCarthy (Don’t Be Jealous)

Saved for posterity!

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When Canadian chicks are ugly, they’re EXTRA ugly

When Canadian chicks are ugly, they’re EXTRA ugly

Though, Canadian chicks have beautiful personalities… they’re extra nice, and they’re not sour-pusses like American broads.

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Howard Stern Won’t Be Next American Idol Judge

Howard Stern Won’t Be Next American Idol Judge

(DEADLINE) | You may be upset to hear news that Howard Stern definitely won’t be joining American Idol as the judge replacing Simon Cowell. According to my sources close to the show, the new judge will be announced at the end of the current run. Whoever gets the gig will have a sweet deal: 19 Entertainment, the London-based company which created American Idol, has a budget of $38 million to spend on Cowell’s replacement.

At the end of the day it wasn’t going to happen, anyway. It’s laughable to think you can land Howard Stern for the peanuts sum of $38 million. GET FAMILIAR.

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