Real World DC Episode 5 Full Episode Online + Recap

Real World DC Episode 5 Full Episode Online + Recap

Ep. 5 Love Hits a Sour Note

A visit from Josh’s girlfriend is dampened by accusations of cheating, Erika gets a big break and Emily and Ty make a decision about their relationship.

The cast go rock climbing.

Ty shows he’s hood lite, because no hood-tight dudes I know go rock climbing.

Emily out climbs him.

Josh talks to his gf on the phone. Apparently dude was broke and this broad took his bum-ass in.

Btw, just as an aside for those folks that didn’t grow up in the DC MD VA area…

Dudes like Ty aren’t a dime a dozen, they’re about a bakers dozen a dime.

Just cliched typical douchey dudes.

He’s the opposite of a “Situation”, he’s The Mundane.

Emily is from Missouri or whatever shanty fly over state, so to her, Ty is like a special guy. Roffle + yawn.

I think Josh’s mom said his gf was swapping spits with some dude at a bar… lolz.

Then Josh calls his gf out and she goes apeshit cause she’s guilty.

You can’t eff with Philly chicks either, cause they’re TRASH. hahahahah.

Josh gets EMO, so he decides to get his nose pierced as a way to inflict physical pain to get over his emotional pain. Wtf…that’s sorta ghey.

Call me a square, but a dude with a nose piecing is “fudge”.

Erika the band groupie, meets up with The Cab at Lucky Bar in Dupont Circle.

Laf. Way to suggest a whack ass bar to go to…

Then, The Cab guy since he was on tv, felt guilty and suggested that Erika sing with them on stage. I’m assuming their manager planned this in advance with Bunim Murray. You know for good exposure so we all know who the eff The Cab is.

How you gonna be indie and still jump the shark? That’s leaping the minnow.

Ty says something insensitive and clears out the room of girls. I wasn’t even paying attention. When he speaks I zone out.

Emily admits to just cramming him minus the romance. At least she has no shame in her game.
+ The cast ease drop on them “smushing.”

Ashley, Josh’s gf comes to visit even after Josh ethered her on the phone.

I won’t hate for once sentence – they seem like a good match.
Let’s see how long till I take that sentiment back. *Spoiler* Things don’t end good.

The girls in the house talk about their ex’s.

The Republican chick Callie admits that she likes guys that treat her like crap.

Erika is super excited and gets all dolled up. She heads on over to 930 club for The Cab’s show.

A backstage room I’ve been in countless times mind you.

I’ve interviewed El-P there, Vinnie Paz there, and Mark Mcgrath there …and prolly other dudes. Lol.

The place sold out – not because The Cab is any good, but I think word got out that RWDC is gonna be filming there that night – so it got sold out, sigh.

It’s NEVER THAT packed!

Erika starts singing…
it sounds horrible. I now feel bad for the Cab’s credibility because they now have none.
At least they aren’t douchey and seem like nice dudes… (not.)

Josh’s gf brings up wanting an engagement party aka getting wifed.

And Josh is thinking now that he’s on RWDC now, he’s gonna get way hotter caliber chicks.
Or maybe I am projecting.

One of the guys from Eye Alaska Who? starts macking on Callie.

AAHAHAHHAH
Dude tells her he doesn’t have a gf, but Erika cock-blocks and says he does have a gf, then Callie feels like
projectile doodie.

An aside…
Why does EVERY FRIGGING PHILLY CHICK I MEET HAVE SHORT ASS HAIR? Tha fuck?

Grow your hair out, you’re not 45 and an endangered cougar.

Josh starts marking out (making out) with his gf before she goes back to Philly.

The cast go to Georgetown again to party with preppy pricks.

Callie is at home w/ douches. And keeps meeting dudes w/ gfs. Lolz. Which is horseshit: the Guy girl ratio in DC = always a sausage fest.

Callie gets em0 and drunk-dials her ex- and Emily tells her to hang up. Lol. Hat0r.

Emily gets all hypocritical – Andrew even says the same thing.
Emily needs a man (Ty) and then gets mad that Callie calls her ex (guy).

The cast bust Callie’s chops more for calling her ex, and she breaks down crying, lol.

Callie and Emily have a one on one talk the next day, and Callie blasts Emily back.

Emily has to realize that most broads aren’t as evolved as her. Sigh.

Then, the cast go to Tattoo Bar – I don’t think I’ve been cause of rediculous cover charges for a douchey scene.

Josh brings home a broad back to the house (not his gf) and they start swapping spits.

And the cast start hating and blowing up his spot, loll.

This new broad is hotter than his gf. I can see why, but she’s prolly just some DC BOX.

Emily gets in Josh’s business too, saying she saw him kiss this broad.

Josh talks to his ex- and feels guilty for kissing the rando-broad. LOL. But doesn’t cop to it. Inane guilt-ridden coversation. Phun.

Then, the cast head to McFaddens near George Washington University.
Ty gets all alpha make and says hes in love with Emily. Wait, that’s BETA male.
That makes white girls who bang without emotions, go apeshit via heading for the hills.

And Ty gets em0 when she doesn’t want any part of it. Sigh.

Pussy whipped brother. My 3 closest friends are them. LOL.

Moral of the story: PINK TRUMPS BLACK.
ROFFLE!

AJAJAJAJAHAHAAHAH JOSH’s GF SEES PICS OF JOSH MAKIN OUT WITH THE RANDO-BROAD
AND HE FINALLY COPS TO IT, BY SAYING AND I QUOTE:

“I’M NOT GETTING MY DICK SUCKED WHICH I COULD BE” LOLOL. That’s funny.

Nothing like a gf that stalks your shit online.
Trust me my blog has cost me a couple relationships. Actually, while it might not have cost me all of my relationships, it sure has put the nail in the coffin on a couple of them, when I brought the ETHER medicine.

Anyways, back this Josh douche..
AAJJAJJSHAJKDAHKAKJHD – translation – he tells her he wants a break.
Which is horse shit because there’s “BREAKING UP” and “taking a break”, but when assholes say, “taking a break,” they should say, “LET’S BREAK UP!” But, to save themselves from the guilt, they say, “taking a break.”
Yawn. So yeah, he tells her he wants to take a break and HANGS UP ON HER. Laf. Philly chicks love being shit on, though so I’m sure those two love birds will be okay.

Ty and Emily play pool the next morning. And discuss their status.

I feel like Ty’s a dumba$$ for gassing up Emily.

I just noticed that Ty has the speech patters of DMX – which ISN’T a compliment. Laf.

“Wah…”

LOL! Preview of next weeks episode: Andrew goes off on Ashley, but I’m sure it was just a pillow fight with good [dramatic] editing.

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Rack Em Rack Job Interview

Rack Em Rack Job Interview

Waco and Yucko, at it again.

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Shabooty Observation: Is The Main Character of GTA: Grand Theft Auto (iPhone) = KiD CuDi?

Shabooty Observation: Is The Main Character of GTA: Grand Theft Auto – Chinatown Wars (iPhone) = KiD CuDi? [Exclusive]

Is it just me, or does the main character in the iPhone version of GTA look just like Kid Cudi?

Here are some REAL in-game screen grabs of dialogue:

I imagine beta-male rappers would be into EXOTIC pr0nz.

Any chance that Kid Cudi also caught crabs IRL? Perhaps he always wears his super-skinny jeans as a way to make it so that the crabs can’t breathe in his pubes. Nullus homo.

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Vinny From Jersey Shore Smashed P0rn Star Kaylani Lei (Shabooty Exclusive)

Vinny From Jersey Shore Smashed Pr0n Star Kaylani Lei (Shabooty Exclusive)

A source tells Shabooty.com exclusively, that Vinny Guadagnino from MTV’s hit show Jersey Shore, had sexual relations (SMASHED) Asian p0rn star, Kaylani Lei.

Kaylani Lei even says on twitter that she thinks Vinny is the “cute one” of the cast. And admits to being a dork (superfan of the show).

At this point, is it safe to say the Jersey Shore kids are having 69 minutes of fame?

If you don’t believe me.. come on, son:

Jersey Shore’s Vinny Guadagnino with Adult Film Star Kaylani Lei

Damn, I wouldn’t mind getting some to-go packets of Kaylani Lei duck sauce, myself. Big shout outs to Vinny for “getting it IN,” kid!

And if this has you all hot and bothered, you’d be happy to know that Jersey Shore XXX (A pr0no Parody), is coming out soon. L0lz. The parody is not starring Kaylani Lei, unfortunately.

But, that’s not all you can look forward to… want some more of MTV Jersey Shore’s debauchery? It was announced late Friday, that the show is coming back for a second season! Can you say Deja Vu Gu[ido]?

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Fifty Nifty United States

Fifty Nifty United States

WE USED TO SING THIS SHIT IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, YO! My favorite cheer as a kid. Nullus.

Fast forward to :56 thats when the real -ish starts! I had this memorized up to about Colorado, back in the day. Throw back.

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Shabooty’s Profound Thought Of The Day #snOMG2

Shabooty’s Profound Thought Of The Day #snOMG2!

I just had this profound thought. You know how they say that “no two snowflakes are alike?” Well, how about this… I would say that no two popped corn kernels are alike. Yet, if you eat a kernel of regular corn, it enters one hole and exists the other, looking exactly alike! :)

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Old Dirty Bastard Sings The Beatles (Skit)

Old Dirty Bastard Sings The Beatles (Skit)

This is off this mixtape: Wu-Tang x The Beatles: Enter The Magical Mystery Chambers, but just thought it was deserving of its own post. This is really cool audio if you’re a Wu-head.

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Jersey Shore Renewed For Season 2

Jersey Shore Renewed For Season 2

Castmates from MTV’s hit reality series “Jersey Shore” have renewed their deals and are returning for a second season, the network announced late Friday night.

Negotiations had been going on for weeks and sources say the cast demanded to have its $5,000 per episode salary doubled to $10,000. It was unclear what the final numbers were, but the cabler — minus a major hit with “The Hills” losing traction in the last year — felt it needed to make a deal in order to keep its momentum intact.

Season two will begin in summer with a 12-episode order. Production will begin shortly and, according to the MTV release, the Garden State gang “could escape the cold Northeast and find themselves in a new destination.”

This was a no-brainer move for MTV… The other day, I was asked on my formspring.me page:

Why is Jersey [Shore] trash compelling TV?
Here was my answer:
This cast was pretty dynamic… the same way a jelly fish thrown down your swim trunks would be dynamic.

At the end of the day, Snooki’s a mess = great TV.
The Situation is the inner-asshole inside all of us, we can relate to (sans the abs).
The male viewers are mesmerized by J-Woww’s fake tits.
The girls are into Pauly D.
And the people in committed relationships, can relate to the b.s. drama of Ronnie and Sammy. Poon-tang whipped, much?
As far as Vinny, he’s the cliche “nice guy.” It’s all just compelling!

The only other person that deserves his own reality show now, is the CEO of the hair-gel company that Pauly D uses… that dude must be living lavish! Recession my ass…the only thing recessed is the hair glued to Pauly’s head.

Update: Here’s the suggestion I just gave to my pal at MTV: If you wanna go “extra white trash” (ie. white trash and fat people that you wouldn’t bang with a 10 foot strap-on), go to Ocean City, Maryland.

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