The Situation From Jersey Shore = WAS A MALE STRIPPER!

The Situation From Jersey Shore = WAS A MALE STRIPPER!

No shocker here, along with no brokeback. TMZ has uncovered some 2004 pics of Mike Sorrento aka ‘The Situation,’ doing his male stripper thing. Meh. And let me guess, J-Woww used to do bachelor parties? Or did I just ruin tomorrow’s headline?

Man, he’s been straight, douche-stuntin’ from day one!

But speaking of J-Woww, I read on twitter that (allegedly) some guy cheated on his girlfriend with J-Woww in Las Vegas once.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, show, tv December 25, 2009

Robots Making Out, MERRY XMAS!!!

Robots Making Out! Aka MERRY XMAS!!!

Merry Xmas everyone. 2009 was an interesting year… whoops, I’ll save that for my New Years Eve post. Enjoy the holidays!

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Permalink Posted in: holidays, music, video December 25, 2009

Karri (Winner of Howard Stern’s Hottest Cougar Contest) NEW MODELING PIX!

Karri (Winner of Howard Stern’s Hottest Cougar Contest) NEW MODELING PIX!

Don’t be jealous kids, but Karri emailed me today. I’m gonna “HOLLAR!” :)

That’s why I’m your hero, right?

Don’t worry, by hollar I just mean I wished her a “Merry Milfmas” and “Happy Cougaranza!”

But on the serious, I wouldn’t mind my wifey looking like her at age 42 after three kids!!!!! And damn yo, you forget just how “well fit”, she is.

Here are some new pix of her. Consider this my x-mas gift to you…after the jump!!!

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Permalink Posted in: chick, howard stern, model, shabooty, shabooty exclusive December 24, 2009

Jimmy Fallon – The Muppets “12 Days of Christmas”

Jimmy Fallon – The Muppets “12 Days of Christmas”

Sorta disappointed this had no comedic element/or comedic payoff.

Typical Jimmy Fallon jerk-off-comedy-fail.

Hire me??? I promise you I couldn’t have a bit like this on my show with ZERO comedy injected. I hate straight bits.

Such a waste of payroll on that show on lacking comedy writers.

No payoff? No payoff… we talking about no payoff?

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, show, tv, video December 24, 2009

Jersey Shore Fist Pumping Anthem

Jersey Shore Fist Pumping Anthem: The Dirty Jersey Poets song “We Don’t Pump Our Gas We Pump Our Fists” with pictures from the Jersey Shore Show.

I got through about a minute of this before I got annoyed, but anything Jersey Shore, even pseudo-good song parodies, I’m into…

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, show, tv, video December 24, 2009

Howard Stern Interviews Maharishi Mahesh Yogi in Washington D.C., 1985 (VIDEO)

Howard Stern Interviews Maharishi Mahesh Yogi in Washington D.C., January 1985 (VIDEO)

This is pretty wicked to see, if you’re a Howard Stern fan. He always talks about the time he met and interviewed the Maharishi, but I had never seen it. Damn I was 3 years old, when this was recorded. Howie keeping it real. My Howard Stern celebrity friends (Mark McGrath, Keith Buckley, Vinnie Paz), are going to love this!

And by the way, if you don’t know who this guy is, he’s the godfather of transcendental meditation (TM). He has that calming effect, just speaking to you, doesn’t he?

Part 2 after jump.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, dc, howard stern, interview, video December 24, 2009

RIP George Michael (Not The Singer)

RIP George Michael (Not The Singer): Sportscaster George Michael dies at 70; was mainstay of D.C. sports TV scene

I interned for dude, no bullshit. In specific, for the ‘George Michael Sports Machine.’ He seemed nice enough. He said that if anyone found out that he was a Republican in DC, viewers would have a bitchfit. I often ran into him in the bathroom (no homo), and he was always doing his hair (or what he had left of hair). Anyways, I don’t have anything bad to say about the guy. He was nice.

Sonny Jurgensen, on the other hand, that guy’s a tool. If I hold the door for you, you better say thanks, ass!

The only thing that sorta sucks, is that I went on a job interview earlier in the year, and one of the guys interviewing me – when he found out I interned for George Michael, made it apparent to me that he wasn’t very keen on the guy. So thanks George Michael for ruining my chances at that job!

WASHINGTON — George Michael, a mainstay on the Washington, D.C., sports television scene for decades who reached a national audience with “The George Michael Sports Machine” highlights show, has died. He was 70.

Michael’s daughter, Michelle Allen, said Michael was surrounded by family and friends when he died Thursday morning from complications of chronic lymphocytic leukemia at Sibley Memorial Hospital.

“He waged his battle against cancer with the same drive and determination that made him a one-of-a-kind in the broadcasting industry,” the family said in a statement. “Whether it was covering a sports story, working on his horse farm, or spending time with family and friends, he approached everything in life with passion.”

“Sports Machine” began shortly after Michael’s arrival at WRC TV in Washington in 1980 as “George Michael’s Sports Final,” a late-night local feature. Then in 1984 it grew into the first nationally syndicated sports highlights show, eventually airing in 194 markets across the United States and in 10 foreign countries.

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, dc, shabooty exclusive, sports December 24, 2009

James Cameron Gets In Argument With LA Douchebag (VIDEO)

James Cameron Gets In Argument With LA Douchebag (VIDEO)

This was mad funny. I was hoping the guy bitching out James Cameron was just a paparazzi, being entertaining…and he was cause he had a bitchfit targeting James Cameron and even shit on Avatar! LULZ! Gotta love the adult playground that is EL EH!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, los angeles, video December 24, 2009

Pope Knocked Down VIDEO (at Christmas Eve Mass)

Pope Knocked Down VIDEO (at Christmas Eve Mass)

And who said going to church was boring?

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video December 24, 2009