’09 Peeps, Pleasantries, and Peace-Outs!

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’09 Peeps, Pleasantries, and Peace-Outs! – LOST WOODS

2009 was – for all intensive purposes an interesting year. A banner year? “…Lil bit, lil bit.”

BUT, MOTHERFLUCKERS ARE STILL SLEEPING!!!

Something I’ve done from day one of this blog (2003), was I’d give shout outz to folks in my personal life. I’d of course mainly use nicknames to protect everyone. The part I always found funny in particular was the turn over…I could list 20 “friends” and then go back to that list 6 months later, and I am now only friendly with 10 of those people. It’s not my fault people are so damn… what’s the word? Cognitive Dissonance Theory would say they’re INCONSISTENT FUCKS!

But lucky for these aforementioned effs, it actually takes a great deal of cognitive ability to feel said dissonance.

Have I lost you yet? Then, let’s get back to simpletries:

SHOUTS TOOO – IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

Mark McGrath (Sugar Ray) – There are different levels of cool… with our last interview, Mark McGrath re-wrote the book. All of those rapper bamas that have a reputation of having a shitty personality, or had your overlords delete your twitter account because you can’t be trusted with 140 characters, you gotta peep the interview (again) – and take notes.

Sarma (Pure Food&Wine NYC) – Sarma is good peoples (another 09 interviewee, that you need to read up on). Sarma is the cool mama-bear of the RAW FOOD world. It’s been sort of a bummie month of Dec. for me in the Sarma world, because she’s TOO DAMN BUSY to talk to a mo fo, but that just made me appreciate her even more!

Byron Crawford (XXLMag) – I find it sort of funny when I read stories (eg. from “Combat Jack), talking about how his net-friendship with Bol/ByronCrawford has been job-opp. poison. We haven’t come very far, when being friends with the most interesting blogger, is a detriment to opportunities for one’s self. So what, that he makes fun of the height of Jewish music executives.  If I was the president of a music label, I’d wear a platform-yarmulke to get ahead in the business world, too!

Tony DiSanto (MTV) – Tony is the president of programming at MTV. And what do you know, he’s a great guy! I am anxious to pick his brain regarding the Jersey Shore, but I think MTV Press has squelched him doing interviews for the time being, because they have ROASTED him in the press. Needless to say, when we DO meet, it won’t be going down at a Domino’s. We’ve already seen the things Domino’s can do to mess with your food, and that’s before you’re the Italian executive behind signing off on the Jersey Shore! Traitor tortellini sounds good to me, though! (Jokes).

REAL LIFE BFFS (SHABOOTY DYNASTY):

Philthy Phil (SBD) – Let’s just say I laughed the most yesterday, than I had all last month. The reason: after a year, Philthy Phil was back in town and I finally got to see him. He’s kind of like ‘The Situation’ from Jersey Shore, if you replaced his abs with a physics degree. The question is, HOW CAN THE COOLEST GUY EVAR, be some physicist? That’s just the way the cookie crumbles, and he’s just the guy that could explain the crumbling!

B-RAD (SBD) – He would be my best man at my divorce. Haha, I have no idea what that means! But, I think it means he’s a funner guy when he’s not wifed-up.

KUNTA’SKID (SBD) - If I had Eminem money, I’d hire KK… or maybe just give him a room in my mansion. Sorta depressing when you have the BEST.PERSONALITY.EVAR and that just makes you the best at waiting tables. I’m not sure what the ‘people watching’ capital of the world is… Paris? But, I have to one day go there with KK and just listen to him talking shit about people all day… it’s guaranteed LAF’s.

DirT- (SBD) – Who are we kidding, he’s the squarest motorcyclist/biker that I know. But that doesn’t take away from the fact that he’s scary funny, and even scarier confident. So basically, he’s me without the earring, plus a bike.

SNACKS (SBD) – Snacks is the PRO of hitting on women to lukewarm reception, just as the club is letting out. When the club says last call, this kid goes into HIGH GEAR. His macking game, on the side walk, as people are filing out of the club, is immaculate. Too bad most broads see it as a misconception.

If you haven’t noticed by now, I surround myself with some pretty gnarly people. Especially from a comedic perspective. It’s constant LULZ. And not the kind of LULZ that you read people tweeting about… you can’t tweet about this type of shit…you write books about this kind of shit. Or do reality shows? But that’s cliche. I.e. we know how to operate a duck-phone, sorry.

Some honorable mentions, that I am going to name, but not elaborate on…because well, I need to give them 2010 goals to work on, right?

Jason aka Maestro

Michelle McD

Lonnie Hanover

Timmy Wiggins

Keith Buckley

C.Palko

Sam.Car

Con.Du

Eric The Actor

Tabitha Stevens

LuckyIam

SonnyBonoHo

IF YOU WEREN’T MENTIONED, WELL YOU FAIL AT LIFE AND HAVEN’T SUCKED MY ASS ENOUGH. NULLUS BROKENBIZZACK!

TOODLE-OOO, KIDDES!

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, shabooty, shabooty dynasty, shabooty exclusive, ventilation December 28, 2009

Magician Almost Drowns During Half-Time Stunt!

Magician Almost Drowns During Half-Time Stunt!

It’s really douchey to do magic tricks to Linkin Park music.

OKAY, THAT WAS EFFING RETARDED, ON THIS MAGICIAN CHICK’S PART. ROFFLE!

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Permalink Posted in: sports, tv, video December 28, 2009

Inmates Tattooing Their Eyes: New Trend In Prison! (VIDEO)

Inmates Tattooing Their Eyes: New Trend In Prison! (VIDEO)

DAMN. That’s trifuling, but at the same time, now no one would eff with these cats in prison.

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Permalink Posted in: tv, video December 28, 2009

GTA Florida: Man Runs Over Teen, Then Gets Out Of His Car & Starts Swinging On People In His Lane!

GTA Florida: Man Runs Over Teen, Then Gets Out Of His Car & Starts Swinging On People In His Lane!

Fast fwd to :33. Florida, folks.

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Permalink Posted in: tv, video December 28, 2009

Lupe Fiasco Has a Bitchfit Over YN of Rap Pravda’s Rant

Lupe Fiasco Has a Bitchfit Over YN of Rap Pravda’s Rant

In the end… bloggers win. Lupe should stick to rapping, cause a-hole bloggers like YN/any successful blogger/myself, love this kind of attention. I wouldn’t have even known about YN’s blurb, should Lupe have not even responded in the first place.

For example, the other day, I wished ball-cancer on Talib Kweli, and only his retarded fans complained… Kweli is at least smart enough to not attract attention to an ETHER VORTEX.

I just wish I coulda talked shit bout Lupe and make a fiasco out of it, first! Sorry Lupe, the ball-cancer rants are already taken.

And Lupe, if you really wanna get at YN, call his blog: Rap Pravda, like Byron Crawford does. Lulz. But, I guess you don’t like that brother, either?

Lupe’s response blog after the jump…

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music December 28, 2009

Snooki (Jersey Shore) Checks In With Her Fans on Facebook! [VIDEO]

Snooki (Nicole of MTV’s Jersey Shore) Checks In With Her Fans on Facebook [VIDEO BLOG 12-28-09] – POSTED :30 Minutes AGO!

That’s my girl. By MY I mean, uhh… I dunno. Okay, let’s be real. There would be no show without Snickers and The Situation. ;)

Interesting to see her bedroom. Lol. I am surprised there was no My Little Guido Pony wallpaper up.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, tv, video December 28, 2009

The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time – Soundtrack REORCHESTRATED!

The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time – Soundtrack REORCHESTRATED!

If you’re like me, aka a Nintendo fanboy, you’re obvs a big Zelda fan, and any huge Zelda fan appreciates the in game symphonic music! Well some guys over at http://www.zreomusic.com/ have re-orchestrated all of the music from the game and have provided it to you to download and listen to!

Here’s a sample:

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ZELDA’S THEME

Impressive stuff!

CHECK IT OUT

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Permalink Posted in: music, nintendo, wii December 28, 2009

I Saw The Dumbest Movie Ever Today… Here’s Its Trailer: “Blindness” (2008)

I Saw The Dumbest Movie Ever Today… Here’s Its Trailer: “Blindness” (2008)

Okay, so this trailer makes the movie look good, but trust me it’s shitty.

I have no idea how this movie even has a 6.7 on IMDB.

And wow, it was directed by the director of City of God? Talk about sophmore SLUMP!

I will say, it was a fun movie to half-pay-attention-to / watch with my homies… because there were so many things in this movie to goof about, but wow, even as a goof, it’s horrible. Julianne Moore should fire her agent for booking this movie!

I can’t believe she went from Magnolia to this.

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Permalink Posted in: movie, video December 27, 2009

ABC Report: Why Successful Black Women Find It So Hard To get Married? (Steve Harvey Shares Input)

ABC Report: Why Successful Black Women Find It So Hard To get Married? (Steve Harvey Shares Input)

Some thoughts. How you gonna be a lawyer/judge in training by day, and a cheerleader by night?

The stats at 1:30 are all the way messed up. As if those are mutually exclusive categories.

And lastly, Steve Harvey has the same wrap on every show. Yawn.

At the end of the day, if you can get yourself a fat white woman, that’ll take care of your bills, and has a big booty… That’s what you gonna go for, instead of these uppity buppies!

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Permalink Posted in: chick, tv, video December 27, 2009