OMG! Wanna See a Bulimic Guy?

OMG, Wanna See a Bulimic Guy? — Man With Eating Disorders Reveals His Bones & Asks For Help! (Bulimia Is No Joke) *Warning*

Omg, this is rediculous.

Which reminds me, I’m bout to go bake a pizza. God, I love being an insensitive blogger.

Update:

Whoah, holy crap – I had only watched the first minute of this when I posted this…after minute two, you really get to see how crazy skinny, dude is…damn!

Btw, that has to be a gay guy right? Ewww!

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Permalink Posted in: food, odds and ends, video December 30, 2009

Connie Du (Playboy Girls of ACC)’s Creepy Fan Letters!

Connie Du (Playboy Girls of ACC)’s Creepy Fan Letters!

So, the story goes, there was this sorta cute AZN chick — (I say sorta, cause I’m not into Asian chicks), in the recent 2009 Playboy Girls of ACC edition. More specifically, from my Alma-mater…the University of Maryland-College Park. Her name is Connie DU! My assumption was that that was a fake-ass name to protect herself, but I was wrong.

And so I posted her pics, and goofed on her… [see: Playboy Girls of ACC ‘09 (Figures The Maryland Terp Would Be An AZN Hoo-er)]. For example I said she must have a white boyfriend: AND SHE DOES! We have since became friends… Pretty much everything I said about her jokingly, was actually true, except perhaps the drug reference jokes I threw in there — that’s not true, for the record. I just thought perpetuating the stereotype that Playboy chicks do coke, would be funny. Anyways, as I just mentioned, Connie and I are fast friends now… and she shared with me some of her fan mail, and let me tell you, IT’S DOUCHEY! The identities have been removed to protect the douche-chilly:

“Hello, I am an American armed forces member overseas. I could have the wrong person, but I was rifling through a friend’s Playboy, and came across a picture of you. I was instantly taken back by your beauty and class. You set yourself apart from the rest of the girls in the pages of Playboy nowadays by staying reserved in what you show. Stay beautiful and I am proud to be be serving this great country if there are beautiful women like you back home to protect.
PFC ——name removed—– USA”

When an armed forces guy is “rifling through” something, he’s either shooting an A-rab, or shooting his load… no homo. I like how the Playboy was his “friend’s”… RIGHT! Yeah, okay…distance yourself from owning p0rn. This is yet another one of those white guys with an AZN fetish. Sorry, but I had to call him out on it! Typical dude getting off to cliche “reserved” Asian chicks! Aka, I guess he hopes he can land his very own “Asian” when he gets back? Lafff!!!!!!!!!

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, model, shabooty exclusive December 29, 2009

The New Jersey Shore Wants Nothing to Do with Jersey Shore

The New Jersey Shore Wants Nothing to Do with Jersey Shore

(TV GUIDE) | The Jersey Shore wants you to know the only thing it shares with MTV’s Jersey Shore is a name.

The Borough of Seaside Heights, N.J., the setting of the controversial reality series, is downplaying its association with The Situation & Co. and says that the behavior portrayed on the show is “not indicative” of the majority of its visitors.

“The governing body wants it to be known that they did not solicit, promote or participate in the filming of this show,” John Camera, borough administrator, said in a statement. “The production company that filmed the show did obtain a shoot permit to film in Seaside Heights, but these permits must be issued as it is a first amendment right to film in public places. Furthermore, the Borough does not condone any discriminatory remarks against Italian Americans, domestic violence or the promiscuous and otherwise bad behavior portrayed on the show.”

The town, of course, isn’t the only group speaking out against Jersey Shore, which follows eight self-proclaimed “guidos” and “guidettes” during their summer stay on the shore. UNICO, the largest Italian-American organization in the U.S., has been pressuring MTV to cancel the series since before its Dec. 3 premiere because of its stereotypical portrayal of Italian-Americans.

Last week, the New Jersey Italian American Legislative Caucus urged the network to cancel the “wildly offensive” Jersey Shore, which has already lost three advertisers: Domino’s, American Family League and Dell.

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Permalink Posted in: show, tv December 29, 2009

Snooki (Jersey Shore) Interview – OK! Magazine

Snooki (Jersey Shore) Interview – OK! Magazine

OK!Mag: What do you say to people who think the show is derogatory toward Italians?
Snooki: People need to relax. It’s just young people having a good time at the Shore. We want to have fun, and yeah we get drunk. It’s just a TV show.

There have been a lot of hookups in the beach house.
Probably at least a hundred alone from Mike and Pauly. Me and Mike hooked up. Jenni and Pauly hooked up. And Ron and Sam — they’re still together.

A few of the girls already had boyfriends before the show.
It’s a very bad idea to come to the Shore with a boyfriend. You’re going to cheat. Angelina cheated. And Jenni cheated — but she and her boyfriend are still together as far as I know.

Do the guys constantly work out?
Pauly and Mike would wake up at 9 and go to the gym for an hour and a half. Mike [even] has this thing where he works his abs when he’s sitting.

Whose style do you most admire?
Jenni’s because she has those big, fake boobs and can wear anything. Mine are real! You want to see them?

How often do you tan?
I really don’t tan because I’m half Spanish so I’ve got that year-round tan. I was adopted.

Have you met your birth parents?
I really don’t want to. I love my parents so much; that doesn’t matter.

How was it working with your housemates at the T-shirt shop?
I hated it! It was two or three days week, for four or five hours, but it felt like 24. I never worked, I just stood there. We had SoCo [Southern Comfort] in the back; I’d take shots.

Any show moments you regret?
The first night. I don’t like to be black out drunk like that. It’s embarrassing.

What would you like to say to this man who punched you?
You’re the loser of America! He’ll always be known as the guy who punched a little girl.

What’s next for Snooki?
I want a dating show — Snookin’ For Love. I want to find my prince. I’d have 27 guys: guidos and juice heads. That’d be heaven. Every time I’d pick a guy, I’d give them a pickle and we’d eat the pickles at the end.

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I KNEW SNOOKI HAD TO BE HALF SPANISH, CAUSE SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE THIS DRIVELING SNATCH I KNEW, NAMED BLANCA!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, interview, show, tv December 29, 2009

Court Papers: Michael Lohan Allegedly Punted Ex-Fiancee In C…unt!

Court Papers: Michael Lohan Allegedly Punted Ex-Fiancee In C…unt!

According to the documents, Erin claims Michael physically abused her on the following dates…

May 2008: Michael “kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain.”

Dec. 9, 2007: Michael Lohan “slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday.

Feb. 2008: Michael “punched Erin in the mouth” because she had a male friend on Facebook

March 2008: Michael “whipped a computer cord” at her face but she blocked it with her hand … causing a laceration.

May 5, 2008: Michael “kicked Erin Muller in the ribs.”

June 2008: Michael “spit in Erin’s face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist.” Then he “yelled at her to ‘stop crying c*nt — other people will see you — if they see you, I will kill you!’”

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Lohan’s lawyers have responded by saying that these allegations are “patently untrue, only made up after Michael terminated their engagement” And added, it’s a “desperate attempt to dismiss the allegations against her!”

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, lindsay lohan December 29, 2009

Olivia Munn AVATAR Parody (VIDEO)

Olivia Munn AVATAR Parody (VIDEO)

Olivia Munn is funny, like I’m … banging models. So, I guess that means I am saying Olivia will be funny in the future?

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, movie, video December 29, 2009

Benzino Ft. Raekwon- “Break To Build” (Royce Da 5’9″ Diss)

Benzino Feat. Raekwon- “Break To Build” (Royce Da 5’9″ Diss)

Benzino is: THAT DOUCHE! :) That’s on some lame shit… pay to get Rae to do a verse on your Royce Da 5’9″ diss track …when Rae don’t want no part of that. That’s called wack-phoned-in-hip-hop!

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, video December 29, 2009

My New Alt.Pr0n Model Crush: Jessie Lee

My New Alt.Pr0n Model Crush: Jessie Lee

I’m in love and guess what? We’re “cool like that”…be jealous, bitches!

You can find her on twitter here. I’m pretty sure she runs shit over at BurningAngel.com.

REST AFTER JUMP!

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Permalink Posted in: chick, gods girls, model, suicide girls December 29, 2009

Analysis: Breaking Down Skillz’ 09 Yearly Wrap Up Novelty Record!

Analysis: Breaking Down Skillz’ 09 Yearly Wrap Up Novelty Record!

Let’s just break down the topics… And tally up a score.

No reference to Nigerian underwear bomber / instead he’s busy rapping about cash for clunkers = -10 pts
DC inauguration = +5 pts
Ne-yo and Jim Jones got to scrapping (I don’t even remember this) = -5
TVs went digital (this is only an issue if you’re an old head like Skillz and you grew up with B&W TV) = -5
Jon & Kate/Octomom (I like pop-culture references) = +5
LeBron got dunked on (again, I am sure this has happened more than once, is it really song worthy?) = -5
Rihanna / Chris Brown / bowtie reference = +5
T-Pain loses his teeth = +5
Somebody Toya got a show? = -5
Run DMC got their own street (there had to have been more news worthy things to rap about this year) = -5
JoJo sparked that leaf? = -5
Got kicked out of Kansas (again, who knew?) = -5
Rick Ross’ LV shades were fake = +5
Drake’s knee. *NT* = +5
Mixtape is album of the year (good point) = +5
Em and Mariah beef = +5
Plugging twitter account (cause peeps gon think it’s @skillsva)= -10 pts
Bernie Madoff = +5
Amber Rose (while true, she became famous for doing nothing other than letting Kayne West finish on her cue ball head, I still don’t think she deserves the shout out) = -5
Black Eyed Peas vs Perez = +1
Lil Wayne effing every girl in the world = +5
Mike Vick & AI back in action = +5
Michael Jackson (as expected) = +5
You watch the Real House Wives of Atlanta? And rep it in a song? Wack = -10
Balloon Boy (nice line, here) = +5
Trey Songz (again, who cares?) = -5
Lady Gaga [butterface] ethering = +10
Kanye West / Taylor Swift = +5
Hangover love = +1
Oprah giving out chicken and not giving any to Jay-Z = +5
H1N1 (sorta a boring old topic now) = -5
Lil Mama (does she have a big head? I don’t think I have ever spent more than 5 seconds looking at her, even when she was on stage with Jigga) = -5
Nicki Minaj = -5
Nick Minaj signing your boob embarrassment = +10
Whitney Houston is back (who cares?) = -5
Jerking phenom? Who cares = -5
Come on, son Ed Lover reference (Ed is sorta old fogie for me) = -1
Nas and Kelis divorce = +5
Diddy holla if you want that ring back (wasn’t sure the reference here) = -5
Jamie Foxx blamed it on the alcohol (cause that was his hit song? the funnier Jamie Foxx reference would have been if he brought up the time that Jamie Foxx blasted Miley Cyrus on SiriusXM) = -5
J.LO falling on her ass at the AMAs (wash) = 0
Health care (has it really passed though?) = -5
Tiger Woods blasting/fail = +10
TI is home after 7 months (you can tell he just wrote the last part of the song) = +5
Monique yells too much (who even bothered to try watching that show in the first place, to conclude that she’s annoying? | Where are the Precious references?) = -5
RIP shout outs = +5

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TOTAL:

EVEN!?!!!!??! (Margin of error +/- 2)

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Someone who’s really good at math can you confirm this? I really just did this tally off the top of my head and if it really is even, that would be amazing!

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music December 29, 2009