Connie Du (Playboy Girls of ACC)’s Creepy Fan Letters!

Connie Du (Playboy Girls of ACC)’s Creepy Fan Letters!

So, the story goes, there was this sorta cute AZN chick — (I say sorta, cause I’m not into Asian chicks), in the recent 2009 Playboy Girls of ACC edition. More specifically, from my Alma-mater…the University of Maryland-College Park. Her name is Connie DU! My assumption was that that was a fake-ass name to protect herself, but I was wrong.

And so I posted her pics, and goofed on her… [see: Playboy Girls of ACC ‘09 (Figures The Maryland Terp Would Be An AZN Hoo-er)]. For example I said she must have a white boyfriend: AND SHE DOES! We have since became friends… Pretty much everything I said about her jokingly, was actually true, except perhaps the drug reference jokes I threw in there — that’s not true, for the record. I just thought perpetuating the stereotype that Playboy chicks do coke, would be funny. Anyways, as I just mentioned, Connie and I are fast friends now… and she shared with me some of her fan mail, and let me tell you, IT’S DOUCHEY! The identities have been removed to protect the douche-chilly:

“Hello, I am an American armed forces member overseas. I could have the wrong person, but I was rifling through a friend’s Playboy, and came across a picture of you. I was instantly taken back by your beauty and class. You set yourself apart from the rest of the girls in the pages of Playboy nowadays by staying reserved in what you show. Stay beautiful and I am proud to be be serving this great country if there are beautiful women like you back home to protect.
PFC ——name removed—– USA”

When an armed forces guy is “rifling through” something, he’s either shooting an A-rab, or shooting his load… no homo. I like how the Playboy was his “friend’s”… RIGHT! Yeah, okay…distance yourself from owning p0rn. This is yet another one of those white guys with an AZN fetish. Sorry, but I had to call him out on it! Typical dude getting off to cliche “reserved” Asian chicks! Aka, I guess he hopes he can land his very own “Asian” when he gets back? Lafff!!!!!!!!!

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