’09 Peeps, Pleasantries, and Peace-Outs!

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’09 Peeps, Pleasantries, and Peace-Outs! – LOST WOODS

2009 was – for all intensive purposes an interesting year. A banner year? “…Lil bit, lil bit.”

BUT, MOTHERFLUCKERS ARE STILL SLEEPING!!!

Something I’ve done from day one of this blog (2003), was I’d give shout outz to folks in my personal life. I’d of course mainly use nicknames to protect everyone. The part I always found funny in particular was the turn over…I could list 20 “friends” and then go back to that list 6 months later, and I am now only friendly with 10 of those people. It’s not my fault people are so damn… what’s the word? Cognitive Dissonance Theory would say they’re INCONSISTENT FUCKS!

But lucky for these aforementioned effs, it actually takes a great deal of cognitive ability to feel said dissonance.

Have I lost you yet? Then, let’s get back to simpletries:

SHOUTS TOOO – IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

Mark McGrath (Sugar Ray) – There are different levels of cool… with our last interview, Mark McGrath re-wrote the book. All of those rapper bamas that have a reputation of having a shitty personality, or had your overlords delete your twitter account because you can’t be trusted with 140 characters, you gotta peep the interview (again) – and take notes.

Sarma (Pure Food&Wine NYC) – Sarma is good peoples (another 09 interviewee, that you need to read up on). Sarma is the cool mama-bear of the RAW FOOD world. It’s been sort of a bummie month of Dec. for me in the Sarma world, because she’s TOO DAMN BUSY to talk to a mo fo, but that just made me appreciate her even more!

Byron Crawford (XXLMag) – I find it sort of funny when I read stories (eg. from “Combat Jack), talking about how his net-friendship with Bol/ByronCrawford has been job-opp. poison. We haven’t come very far, when being friends with the most interesting blogger, is a detriment to opportunities for one’s self. So what, that he makes fun of the height of Jewish music executives.  If I was the president of a music label, I’d wear a platform-yarmulke to get ahead in the business world, too!

Tony DiSanto (MTV) – Tony is the president of programming at MTV. And what do you know, he’s a great guy! I am anxious to pick his brain regarding the Jersey Shore, but I think MTV Press has squelched him doing interviews for the time being, because they have ROASTED him in the press. Needless to say, when we DO meet, it won’t be going down at a Domino’s. We’ve already seen the things Domino’s can do to mess with your food, and that’s before you’re the Italian executive behind signing off on the Jersey Shore! Traitor tortellini sounds good to me, though! (Jokes).

REAL LIFE BFFS (SHABOOTY DYNASTY):

Philthy Phil (SBD) – Let’s just say I laughed the most yesterday, than I had all last month. The reason: after a year, Philthy Phil was back in town and I finally got to see him. He’s kind of like ‘The Situation’ from Jersey Shore, if you replaced his abs with a physics degree. The question is, HOW CAN THE COOLEST GUY EVAR, be some physicist? That’s just the way the cookie crumbles, and he’s just the guy that could explain the crumbling!

B-RAD (SBD) – He would be my best man at my divorce. Haha, I have no idea what that means! But, I think it means he’s a funner guy when he’s not wifed-up.

KUNTA’SKID (SBD) - If I had Eminem money, I’d hire KK… or maybe just give him a room in my mansion. Sorta depressing when you have the BEST.PERSONALITY.EVAR and that just makes you the best at waiting tables. I’m not sure what the ‘people watching’ capital of the world is… Paris? But, I have to one day go there with KK and just listen to him talking shit about people all day… it’s guaranteed LAF’s.

DirT- (SBD) – Who are we kidding, he’s the squarest motorcyclist/biker that I know. But that doesn’t take away from the fact that he’s scary funny, and even scarier confident. So basically, he’s me without the earring, plus a bike.

SNACKS (SBD) – Snacks is the PRO of hitting on women to lukewarm reception, just as the club is letting out. When the club says last call, this kid goes into HIGH GEAR. His macking game, on the side walk, as people are filing out of the club, is immaculate. Too bad most broads see it as a misconception.

If you haven’t noticed by now, I surround myself with some pretty gnarly people. Especially from a comedic perspective. It’s constant LULZ. And not the kind of LULZ that you read people tweeting about… you can’t tweet about this type of shit…you write books about this kind of shit. Or do reality shows? But that’s cliche. I.e. we know how to operate a duck-phone, sorry.

Some honorable mentions, that I am going to name, but not elaborate on…because well, I need to give them 2010 goals to work on, right?

Jason aka Maestro

Michelle McD

Lonnie Hanover

Timmy Wiggins

Keith Buckley

C.Palko

Sam.Car

Con.Du

Eric The Actor

Tabitha Stevens

LuckyIam

SonnyBonoHo

IF YOU WEREN’T MENTIONED, WELL YOU FAIL AT LIFE AND HAVEN’T SUCKED MY ASS ENOUGH. NULLUS BROKENBIZZACK!

TOODLE-OOO, KIDDES!

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