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HOLY CRAP, THE ABOVE STUDENT FILM OF EMINEM’S “KIM” SURPASSES ANYTHING I WAS GOING TO SAY BELOW!

(Names have been removed to protect the cunty aka I am instead going to use: “http://img.skitch.com/20091223-p2k6tkmbucamjanyd37537h8rw.jpg“)

First of all this VENT x ANECDOTE is some shit from a few years ago, but it was around the holidays that’s why I just remembered it…

It was one of those things that doesn’t bother you at the time…I mean I am mellow to the Nth degree kinda dude. Laid back, non-complainer (I save that for the blog.)

I was with my g/f at the time (now ex – I know, wahhhh!), and we were in the mall. When it comes to being in public, esp. with a g/f, I don’t like being bothered. I am low profile, that way. We’re strolling – I think about to go into Sephora? No homo. And I hear a faint http://img.skitch.com/20091223-p2k6tkmbucamjanyd37537h8rw.jpg (the name of my g/f at the time), and I hear it getting louder and louder…. http://img.skitch.com/20091223-p2k6tkmbucamjanyd37537h8rw.jpg !!! http://img.skitch.com/20091223-p2k6tkmbucamjanyd37537h8rw.jpg!!! being yelled in the mall. I am like wtf, please tell me that’s not what I hear? I hope it’s not to my g/f… that’s so lame, wf?

I ignore it…2 minutes later this douchey dude comes up, like, “Hey http://img.skitch.com/20091223-p2k6tkmbucamjanyd37537h8rw.jpg…!,” talking her head off. I let them talk, I wasn’t introduced, but I sorta didn’t mind I was a ghost at the time, because this douchebag wasn’t someone I wanted to know in a million years, anyway. But, it sorta struck me, like yo… that’s some disrespectful shit on all levels. I guess that’s the sign of the end of a relationship, when you sorta passively aggressively get shatted on.

Lolz. I shoulda been like, “yo, wtf are you doing screaming my shorty’s name like a madman through the mall?” Chill the fuck out. That’s okay though… I’ll be that ghost ass motherfucker, but that just means it’s all gonna come back and haunt you!

Happy Holidays. Just thought I would spread this cheer!

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