Elegant Elliot Offen (Howard Stern Wack Packer), Sues Intercontinental Hotels Group


Elegant Elliot Offen (Howard Stern Wack Packer), Sues Intercontinental Hotels Group

(NYDAILYNEWS) | Self-proclaimed “prime-time, big-time, front and center, opening-night celebrity” Elegant Elliot Offen is suing the Intercontinental Hotels Group for $21 million after he says he was “ambushed and sandbagged” by bellboys who took offense at the sight of a man in a black G-string, pantyhose and heels.

“I’m in New York every day in my G-string and people are pulsating, palpitating and salivating,” Offen said. “They can’t get enough of me.”

The suit, filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, says the “primitive bigots” who work at the oceanfront Miami Beach Holiday Inn had more than enough of Offen’s skimpy attire as he tried to leave the hotel in October 2008.

“Because of the tip-top, topnotch, pristine shape I am in, I will wear this for the rest of my life,” he said.

RIIIGHHHT!!!

Another video after jump.


Elegant Elliot Offen interrupts during his football picks – riiiiight. (Fast fwd to :20)

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