Why Freddy Adu Is A Douchebag

Why Freddy Adu Is A Douchebag…

Now, listen, I am only writing this post out of sheer lunch-time boredom, I don’t really have anything against Freddy Adu, however, if it was assigned to me, to write reasons as to why Freddy Adu is a douchebag, I wouldn’t have to think hard. Let’s see…

For one, yes, I have had anecdotal run-ins with Adu.

I’ve actually seen him at the bars at my alma mater, College Park, a few years ago.

Let me cut to the chase. This dude strolled in the bar, under-age, African, and wearing a turquoise shirt. Now, the latter shirt comment is the only reason I bring up the African comment. When you’re dark skinneded, there is nothing that screams out louder for attention than wearing a bright ass turquoise neon shirt. Like wtf?

It was uber douchey. If Bangs wore turquoise, he wouldn’t even need to wear his fake bling. That contrast, I tell you. Black people shouldn’t wear Irish colors, just saying. It looks goofy. You don’t see Lindsay Lohan in black-face.

And lastly: his GOT MILK Ad…=douchey. Need I say more?

And btw, I can’t find dude no where in my Fifa10 iPhone game. GG.

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Permalink Posted in: anecdote, comedy, shabooty exclusive, sports December 7, 2009