Best of The Carter Doc: Lil Wayne Blasts Foreign Interviewer For Asking Him If He Writes Poetry (Video)

Best of The Carter Doc: Lil Wayne’s Daughter Acapella Freestyle + Weezy Sonnin A Host For Asking Him If He Writes Poems + His Manager Tellin Some Guy Backstage To Get The Steppin!

1:02 Is the part where he shits on the interviewer. Lolz.

Haha, I dunno if WorldStarHH read my review of this movie, but they clipped out the best parts I mentioned. :)

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, hip-hop, movie, music, video November 26, 2009

How Twilight Works

How Twilight Works

Hahah…view the rest…of these Twilight fan detailing illustrations…

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, movie November 26, 2009

The Real Slumdog Millionaire: Indian Kid Calls Lady A B For Touching Him: “Don’t Touch Me Bitch”

Kid Calls Lady A B For Touching Him “Don’t Touch Me Bitch”

Lolz. Someone must have spiked this kid’s curry powder.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, video November 26, 2009

Happy M-EFFING Thanksgiving Day 2009! (Turkey Day SHOUT OUTS!)

Happy M-EFFING Thanksgiving Day 2009!

Laugh, I am writing Thanksgiving shout outs and blasting my “best friends” in the process. Good game… Whoops! Don’t worry, it gets positive after the first few… you’ll see I am ultimately thankful. I think.

Just some Turkey Day Shout Outs (aliases used):

B-B-B: Pussy Whipped. Who knew Kansan pussy would do it to ya? Can I get my ZELDA game back? Seriously? Lolz. ;) You still my top d00t, though. No shots on the latter. And no homo on the top doot, part.

CN: Pussy Whipped. Who knew ballerina pussy would do it to ya? (: NO SHOTS!

Kunta’s Kid: Only Non pussy-whipped friend, and he moved to MIAMI! Bumbaclot.

Puppy: Skype-Pussy Whipped. Roffle. Who knew pussy on the other side of the globe could do it to ya? $

KP: Soon to be un-pussy whipped, hopefully.

Philthy Phil: U visiting soon?

Maestro: Pwned in fantasy football. :) Keep the texts coming.

Michelle: My sting to my yang.

Bol (Byron Crawford): Big upz!!! Best blogger out there. Fueled by anger and Shiraz grape-juice.

LuckyIam: Big upz. Kewl “doot”.

Eric the Actor: Big upz! He rocks…eff what you say.

Tabitha Stevens: Big upz. She rocks…and she’ll eff what you say. ;)

Keith Buckley: Big upz. Mad cool dude. If you were a douchebag and wanted to take ‘non-douchebag lessons’, Keith would be the tenured professor.

OMG, I ALMOST FORGOT, SARMA, (MY WIFE IN ANOTHER MARRIAGE): BIG UPZ! …PANTIES! (SHE HATES WHEN YOU SAY THE WORD PANTIES TO HER!)

Sonny Bonoho: Big upz to my WASH STATE homie… dunno why most people can’t have his social skills. Sheesh. It’s called not being a beta-male rapper.

I feel like I am forgetting a lot of people… hmm.

Cassie: Thanks for flaking. Yawn. Fail.

Lonnie@Rick’s: Waddup fam? Hopefully see you in Dec!

Sanaz: Hi in LA… have you coursed out my show business career, yet?

EB0ny the Celebrity: Hey now! When we hitting Harlem again?

ProlificMemorie: Hey now. Cage’s #1 fan…;)

Nate: Can we stop with the “family” dinner dates? They mad boring. :) Robo- get togethers are fail.

…I can’t wait to revisit this list in a year and see that I am only still talking to a third of these people, roffle.

$$$

& of course the immediate FAMILIA.

(If I forgot you, well, you’re obvs a snatch).

BONUS VIDEO AFTER JUMP…

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Permalink Posted in: holidays, shabooty, shabooty dynasty, ventilation November 26, 2009

Mos Def & Talib Kweli (Blackstar) on Jimmy Fallon (VIDEO)

Mos Def & Talib Kweli (Blackstar) on Jimmy Fallon (VIDEO)

Talib Kweli is a tool (IRL), but peeps on twitter were tweeting bout this, so here it is.

And it’s sort of funny how the musical guests on the Jimmy Fallon show often eclipse the comedy – or lack there of on that show. I hate dimwit reverent humor. Yawn.

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music, show, tv, video November 26, 2009

Lupe Fiasco Mixtape: Enemy of the State

Lupe Fiasco – Enemy of the State: A Love Story (Mixtape)

Peeps stay on Lupe’s dick like Fruit Loops stay on milk!

But, I ain’t mad though.

01 Intro
02 The National Anthem (Radiohead)
03 All The Way Turnt Up (Travis Porter)
04 Fireman (Lil Wayne)
05 Interlude
06 Angels (rmx) (Dirty Money)
07 So Ghetto (Jay-Z)
08 Say Something (Timabaland)
09 Thank You (Jay-Z)
10 The One (Slaughterhouse)
11 Popular Demand (Clipse)

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music November 26, 2009

Rihanna NOT Dating Michael From The Wire (Tristan Wilds)

Rihanna NOT Dating Michael From The Wire (Tristan Wilds)

When asked to give comment on reports of her dating Wilds, Rihanna said, “I don’t know if I would say he’s my friend. He came to one of my parties, but we don’t have even have each other’s cell phone numbers, so I don’t know what you call that.”

Rihanna met Wild during a farewell party she threw for her friend over the weekend at her Los Angeles house before embarking on a set of London gigs.

That don’t mean that she didn’t get some early Thanksgiving Day meat, though.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, music November 26, 2009

Drake ft. Lil’ Wayne & Santogold – Unstoppable (Remix) MP3

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Drake [ft. Santogold & Lil' Wayne] – Unstoppable (Remix) [prod. by Diplo]

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music November 26, 2009

Filed Under: “I’m Going To Hell” x Educated Consumers in DC – What is With Dude’s Skinny Arms?

Filed Under: “I’m Going To Hell” x Educated Consumers in DC – What is With Dude’s Skinny Arms?

Mad his arm is as thick as my fingers. OMG.

Wow, wtf. I am immature. But still…

Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, concert, dc, hip-hop, music, shabooty exclusive November 26, 2009