Chad Ochocinco Buys A Snuggie At Target For $5 on Black Friday (PIC)

Chad Ochocinco Buys A Snuggie At Target For $5 on Black Friday (PIC)

I bet there are a ton of wanna-be model broads that think he’s soo funny. :P He look like Dark Nihilis.

Though I will add, that if anyone should be taking advantage of Black Friday deals, it should be Chad, as all of the money he’s been paying in fines, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was broke.

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Police Bait Car Video (Las Vegas): Thief Gets Excited When He Thinks He Stole An Escalade! (truTV)

Las Vegas Police Bait Car Video: Thief Gets Excited When He Thinks He Stole An Escalade! (truTV)

Yo…these are some straight bamas…dudes that steal cars, then hop on their cell phones to brag about it. I thought that was just some Ludacris in the movies type shit, but I guess bamafiedness is universal amongst scumbags!

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Little Kid Moon Walks All Over Guy on Stilts Street Show

Little Kid Moon Walks All Over Guy on Stilts Street Show

I dunno why, but that guy on stilts reminds me of Bubbles from The Wire. That seems like a line of work he’d get into.

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Steven Seagal – LAWMAN: Extended Preview

Steven Seagal – LAWMAN: Extended Preview

Howard Stern was raving about this… needless to say this should be an awesome show. Can’t wait.

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Robin Quivers On Celebrity Jeopardy (Youtube Video)

Robin Quivers On Celebrity Jeopardy – November 19, 2009 (Part 1 of 2)

Wow. Julie Bowen is hot btw… cause shorty has brains… so gimmie knowledge.

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Walmart Black Friday Shoppers in SoCal Go Batshit!

Walmart Black Friday Shoppers in SoCal Go Batshit!

(LATimes) | Employees said customers began tearing into merchandise that had been shrink-wrapped and were supposed to be opened at 5 a.m. Several officers were sent and stood by as shoppers were kicked out and the store closed down. The bargain hunters were told to line up in the parking lot. Meanwhile, the carts were emptied and all the items returned to the shelves, employees said. But they said that outside, people began “yelling and screaming,” pounding on the glass doors and trying to sneak into the store through the lawn and garden section. “This was without a doubt the worst I’ve ever seen it,” said one employee, who said she has worked a dozen Black Fridays. “They wouldn’t let people line up,” she added. “They were belligerent. They just bombarded the store.” Store managers had to be sent outside to try to calm the crowd, workers said. “It was scary,” one said.

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You know, if I was a smart video-journalist, I’d just go down to these stores and a) interview the scary people that camped out and b) try to catch footage of some grimy shit: i.e. ripping open shrink-wrapped products and all types of buffoonery.

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Tiger Woods in Car Crash: Proof That Asians Can’t Drive

Tiger Woods in Car Crash: Proof That Asians Can’t Drive

A) I like how CNN has their AZN newsman reporting this, and I like how they’re MISREPORTING it… talking about his “SERIOUS” injuries. GTFOH. Dude just ran over a fire hydrant. Big deal. He’s fine, people.

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Lindsay Lohan’s UBER Fans Go In On Shabooty (@lindsaylohan)

Lindsay Lohan’s UBER Fans Go In On Shabooty (@lindsaylohan)

Okay, so first of all, the only experience I have with “uber” fans are…(first of all uber fans is way to say SUPER FANS or SCARY FANS!!!), usually fan girls…

My only experience with these freaks are the chicks at the IMDB Shia LaBeouf board, and after some conditioning (from me), they’ve actually come around, and are a little more self-aware…(That they’re fat heffers)… on the other hand, Lindsay Lohan’s UBER fans are still in that no self-awareness scary stage.

Anyways, these super fans had a BITCH-FIT tonight cause their heroine, Lindsay Lohan replied to my tweets twice on twitter. Wahh… jealous much?

Anyways, I could copy and paste every quotable, but I suggest just going to their haven, their “loser message board,” and read what they had to say themselves. They’re so fucking retarded. Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like retards. Lolz.

It’s people like these that make Twilight and Harry Potter box office hits, and it’s people like these that line up for hours to get on American Idol, and think they’re good. NOT!!! And I hate even calling them “people”, that’s a stretch. That’s like giving them the benefit of the doubt. These people are martian ingrates, with no sense of humor. Hayooo!

HERE’S THEIR DUMB MESSAGE BOARD… GO READ WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY ABOUT YOUR BOY SHABOOTY!

And if you loser freaks don’t know what “going in” means: