UPDATE: Tiger Woods Injuries Caused By WIFE, Not Accident!

UPDATE: Tiger Woods Injuries Caused By Wife, Not Accident!

(TMZ) | Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren — according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

We’re told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We’re told Woods became “distracted,” thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

WOW! This changes the WHOLE PICTURE. And it makes sense, too! First of all, you can tell Tiger Woods’ people tried to down play this whole thing, but now the truth has come out! Obvs, it didn’t make sense if his wife “rescued” him with a golf club. I think rather that crazy Swedish broad (that’s my personal hyperbole), came after him with the golf club to beat his ass for allegedly cheating on her. LOLz, wowww! Thank God! Finally some adversity in Tiger’s life!

That’s why you gotta be cautious when you marry crazy model bitches!

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