Lindsay Lohan’s UBER Fans Go In On Shabooty (@lindsaylohan)

Lindsay Lohan’s UBER Fans Go In On Shabooty (@lindsaylohan)

Okay, so first of all, the only experience I have with “uber” fans are…(first of all uber fans is way to say SUPER FANS or SCARY FANS!!!), usually fan girls…

My only experience with these freaks are the chicks at the IMDB Shia LaBeouf board, and after some conditioning (from me), they’ve actually come around, and are a little more self-aware…(That they’re fat heffers)… on the other hand, Lindsay Lohan’s UBER fans are still in that no self-awareness scary stage.

Anyways, these super fans had a BITCH-FIT tonight cause their heroine, Lindsay Lohan replied to my tweets twice on twitter. Wahh… jealous much?

Anyways, I could copy and paste every quotable, but I suggest just going to their haven, their “loser message board,” and read what they had to say themselves. They’re so fucking retarded. Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like retards. Lolz.

It’s people like these that make Twilight and Harry Potter box office hits, and it’s people like these that line up for hours to get on American Idol, and think they’re good. NOT!!! And I hate even calling them “people”, that’s a stretch. That’s like giving them the benefit of the doubt. These people are martian ingrates, with no sense of humor. Hayooo!

HERE’S THEIR DUMB MESSAGE BOARD… GO READ WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY ABOUT YOUR BOY SHABOOTY!

And if you loser freaks don’t know what “going in” means:

$$$

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