Happy M-EFFING Thanksgiving Day 2009! (Turkey Day SHOUT OUTS!)

Happy M-EFFING Thanksgiving Day 2009!

Laugh, I am writing Thanksgiving shout outs and blasting my “best friends” in the process. Good game… Whoops! Don’t worry, it gets positive after the first few… you’ll see I am ultimately thankful. I think.

Just some Turkey Day Shout Outs (aliases used):

B-B-B: Pussy Whipped. Who knew Kansan pussy would do it to ya? Can I get my ZELDA game back? Seriously? Lolz. ;) You still my top d00t, though. No shots on the latter. And no homo on the top doot, part.

CN: Pussy Whipped. Who knew ballerina pussy would do it to ya? (: NO SHOTS!

Kunta’s Kid: Only Non pussy-whipped friend, and he moved to MIAMI! Bumbaclot.

Puppy: Skype-Pussy Whipped. Roffle. Who knew pussy on the other side of the globe could do it to ya? $

KP: Soon to be un-pussy whipped, hopefully.

Philthy Phil: U visiting soon?

Maestro: Pwned in fantasy football. :) Keep the texts coming.

Michelle: My sting to my yang.

Bol (Byron Crawford): Big upz!!! Best blogger out there. Fueled by anger and Shiraz grape-juice.

LuckyIam: Big upz. Kewl “doot”.

Eric the Actor: Big upz! He rocks…eff what you say.

Tabitha Stevens: Big upz. She rocks…and she’ll eff what you say. ;)

Keith Buckley: Big upz. Mad cool dude. If you were a douchebag and wanted to take ‘non-douchebag lessons’, Keith would be the tenured professor.

OMG, I ALMOST FORGOT, SARMA, (MY WIFE IN ANOTHER MARRIAGE): BIG UPZ! …PANTIES! (SHE HATES WHEN YOU SAY THE WORD PANTIES TO HER!)

Sonny Bonoho: Big upz to my WASH STATE homie… dunno why most people can’t have his social skills. Sheesh. It’s called not being a beta-male rapper.

I feel like I am forgetting a lot of people… hmm.

Cassie: Thanks for flaking. Yawn. Fail.

Lonnie@Rick’s: Waddup fam? Hopefully see you in Dec!

Sanaz: Hi in LA… have you coursed out my show business career, yet?

EB0ny the Celebrity: Hey now! When we hitting Harlem again?

ProlificMemorie: Hey now. Cage’s #1 fan…;)

Nate: Can we stop with the “family” dinner dates? They mad boring. :) Robo- get togethers are fail.

…I can’t wait to revisit this list in a year and see that I am only still talking to a third of these people, roffle.

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& of course the immediate FAMILIA.

(If I forgot you, well, you’re obvs a snatch).

BONUS VIDEO AFTER JUMP…

Crappy Canadian Thanksgiving (w. Ellen Page & Justin Long)

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