Shabooty Dream-Log 11-01-09 (Post-Halloween EDiTiON)

Shabooty Dream-Log 11-01-09 – (Post-Halloween Edition)

So, I was at this new really x-rated Family Guy movie, and the show was about to start. Some nerd in the audience had some hacking contraption, and he could shine logos and write text on the big screen. As they were starting the show the guy scrawled some curse words (flashed them up on the screen), and then the theater operator came out and turned the lights on and warned anyone for doing this. They went back in and restarted the projector. For whatever reason, someone said my name aloud. The next thing I notice, the guy in front of me had this binder, with controls hidden in the middle part where he was typing shit in. I look up on the screen and see dude had written my name up there: “Sha… has blah, blah, blah!” Talking shit about me, but also making me suspicious by default. At that point I snap, and I go “Securityyy! This is the asshole doing this, is right next to me!!” And point him out. They throw the lights on and carry this dude out. My name was cleared, sigh. To reward me and to make things right with the customers for the interruptions, they catered in some bomb ass food, and we finally got to enjoy the movie.

PoW.BaM!

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