The Grope: Jack-O’-Lantern #Halloween

The Grope: Jack-O-Lantern

Speaking of ‘The Grope’, here’s a chat convo I had in 2003, when I was in college:

shab00tyTM: yo man, i dunno what to have as a costume for Halloween, hehe.

bds822xx: be a pimp

shab00tyTM: tru lol, that’s what every1 says, but i don’t have like the costume for it

valmsn: haha

valmsn: that’s what 3 for 3?

shab00tyTM: yea wtf

valmsn: do you think they got a costume to be a net whore

valmsn: ??

shab00tyTM: nah

valmsn: be a…

valmsn: hhmm

valmsn: be a basketball player

valmsn: you got the height already

shab00tyTM: i don’t have the groupies yet though

valmsn: ooh.. i could be your cheerleader ;)

shab00tyTM: yea u could

shab00tyTM: and i could end up like magic johnson j/k

valmsn: great.. just great

valmsn: lol

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HERE’s ANOTHER BONUS 2003 CONVO…:

sisjenny: grr my car got towed

shab00tyTM: really

shab00tyTM: fuck

sisjenny: yeah, sigh 170 bucks down the drain

shab00tyTM: did u park it in a random place?

sisjenny: no, went to a courtyards halloween thing last night, i thought that whole row on the far end was visitor, which apparently it was until a month or 2 ago, they randomly painted like 2 or 3 spots to say permit only and thats where i parked

shab00tyTM: aw sowy to hear jenny

shab00tyTM: i still love ya either way =)

sisjenny: haha u love me despite my loss of $17 0dollars, so sweet, haha

shab00tyTM: impoverished girls are sexy

sisjenny: haha good to know

shab00tyTM: does knowing that make the brunt of the towing seems less drastic

sisjenny: but of course

shab00tyTM: if i ever lose $180 down the drain i expect u here in my bed there for support

sisjenny: haha i never said impoverished guys were sexy

shab00tyTM: AHAHAHA

shab00tyTM: *fishes his wallet out of the toilet*

sisjenny: hahaha

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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