Tila Tequila Gets A Makeover (Platinum Blonde Hair & Whore Nails)

TILA TEQUILA NEW PLATINUM BLONDE HAIR & NAILS!

So, Tila Tequila who is an EXTRA joke right now, after that Shawne Merrimann debacle, had to deal with her stress in this way: a makeover. She went all out looking more hoo-er-ific than ever. Or should I say, more ’5 Dolla sucky sucky’ than ever. With some rediculous nails on. Good luck scratching your twat with those nails, honey.

Mi luv you long time, after the jump…

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, video September 24, 2009

PS22 Chorus – Lady GaGa Just Dance Cover (MP3)

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PS22 Chorus – Lady GaGa Just Dance Cover (MP3)

And if you haven’t seen the video go here. I just wanted to post the mp3 of the song for peeps.

Bum rappers, take a lesson from these childrens. Though, I’m not sure what that lesson is.

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Permalink Posted in: music September 24, 2009

School kids taught to praise Obama in Sing-a-long

School kids taught to praise Barack Obama in Sing-a-long

Omg, some right wing guy must have added in some dramatic background music to this from the Cloverfield soundtrack. Sorry if these kids aren’t singing a Just Dance by Lady GaGa cover song.

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Permalink Posted in: politics, video September 24, 2009

Co-signing Bol: Do Pr0nstars Escort on the Side?

Co-signing Bol: Mourning Joe – Do Pr0nstars Escort on the Side?

In conducting pr0n research, [Bol] I’ve learned that a lot of the pr0n chicks I’d like to have sex with also escort on the side. And I was listening to the Adam Carolla podcast with this guy Kenji Gallo, who was married to Tabitha Stevens back in the mid ’90s, and he was saying that pretty much all pr0n chicks also escort. Which makes sense, if you think about it. Not to take anything away from their art. Which I really do appreciate. I’m just saying.

But the thing is, these pr0n chicks want way more money than I could ever scrape together, unless I somehow land a job that pays a living wage. Some of these hoo-ers want $1,000+ an hour. The only I could see swinging something like that is if I got them to prorate it for the five minutes or so it would take for me to take care of what I need to take care of. And something tells me that, if I were to suggest some shit like that, I’d just get beat up by one of these tiny Chinese guys hoo-ers travel with.

To follow up on Bol’s Mourning Joe post on XXL, I became friends with a pron star. As far as the escorting thing, here’s how it often goes… in her case, she says some congressman in NY (Republican)… where she’ll go hang with him for say, 10 days at a clip, right? And she will turn around and tell the guy, “hey, you know if I was working in pr0n this week, I woulda made say 10K,” so then, the guy turns around and hands her 10k for her “time,” which yeah, is exactly right on the escorting thing.

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I am still waiting for “Slumdog Megan Patel Wants A Millionaire” to come out… oh wait, I just made that up.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, model September 24, 2009

The Cure vs Lil Wayne – Close To Me (Vengeance Mash Up) Mp3

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Permalink Posted in: hip-hop, music September 23, 2009

Aubrey O’Day Addresses Peepshow Nude Photo, By Taking Off Shirt

Aubrey O’Day Addresses Peepshow Nude Photo, By Taking Off Shirt

LOlz, I love narcissists, they’re so funny.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, video September 23, 2009

Man on the Street @ Cougar Convention!

Man on the Street @ Cougar Convention!

Roffle. This had some funny bits in it. But, I sort of agree with Steve Brandano on this one. I also never realized how cougars attract such douchebags… like Tucker Max’s without the writing ability.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, howard stern, video September 23, 2009

Howard Stern – Tradio Sal & Richard’s 666 Swap Shop Prank Call 9-22-09

Howard Stern – Tradio Sal & Richard’s 666 Swap Shop Prank Call 9-22-09

This shit is beyond classic!

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, sirius September 23, 2009

Three Teenage White Chicks Sing ‘Put It In My Mouth’ by Akinyele

Three Teenage White Chicks Sing ‘Put It In My Mouth’ by Akinyele – Video

OBSERVATIONS AND JUMPING TO SHABOOTY CONCLUSIONS:

A) By age 25, these three chicks will be fat.
B) At least one of them is gay.
C) Finally wigger-dom has its plus sides for us guys.
D) At least one of them is a cold fish in bed.
E) At least two of them will stop swallowing after getting comfortable in a relationship.
F) They’re all probably high on pain-killers as they recorded this.
G) They just discovered this Akinyele song yesterday. OMG!
H) Chick on the left does have nice boobs, though.
I) The gay girl’s the one on the right, obviously.
J) They all fingerbang themselves to Shane from the L-Word.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, comedy, hip-hop, music, snatch, video September 23, 2009