Erika Lauren Wasilewski Leaves The Real World DC House Early, Is Shabooty.com to Praise?

Is Shabooty.com Responsible For Making Real World DC-er (Erika Lauren Wasilewski) Leave The House Early?

I am going to take credit, and say yes. Here’s my guess as to the events that unfolded. Thanks to the readers of this blog, it came out that Erika Lauren was a pathological liar in her past. We’re talking about living a lie of cancer for several months all for the sole purpose of attention, and to get back at her ex-boyfriend. This news came out on this blog, it got picked up by the radio and online media, and all of a sudden, Lauren’s little secret was OUT. Now, for a singer chick like Lauren, on the Real World show, to advance her musical career, this must have proven A NIGHTMARE. I read on @Realworlddcnewz that she performed at 9:30 club on stage. While at that point in time, these stories had yet to come out, I think a return performance from Lauren TODAY, would prove nightmarish and comical at best. DC people aren’t nice, esp. to attention whore, liars. Now, I do not know how many times in her DC city travels, Lauren had to face her past directly, or how much of this light was shed to her housemates, but it had to have happened. She allegedly got in a fight with housemate Ashley, and apparently had her initial job at Bang Hair Salon fall through. Why, I can only assume, but she must have had an implosion. It’s obvs she melted down, and left the house with her latest foil, her new boyfriend, to a far off land, called Ohio.

I love how the only things I have heard about Lauren are horror stories, and any stories sent in to support her and show her love, are from people that have only known her for a few months. At the end of the day, the premier of Real World Cancun gave me so many douche-chills, that I literally canceled my cable TV, as the result of watching that garbage. I was adamant that this upcoming Real World DC season in my home town, better not suck dick thicks! And if Bunim-Murray knows one thing, it’s that a student of the Howard Stern Show like myself, knows good reality TV. Ask one of my past interviewees, Cris Abrego (VH1 and former B&M producer), who his inspirations are. So, here’s the promise, Real World DC will be good times. Well, at least for us locals, that have the ability to block out the douchey cast, and recognize local landmarks, cantankerous crackheads, and teh gehs.

Sonned again, folks!

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