Shabooty Interview Series (PODCAST): Jenna Presley

Shabooty Interview Series (PODCAST): Jenna Presley

Here is my hilarious interview with “prawn”-star Jenna Presley. I think she looks like Megan Fox. You may have seen her in your boyfriend’s dvd collection, or in the upcoming Benji Madden music video. We discuss everything from The Howard Stern Show, Nick Manning, Jasmine Fiore, and we answer the question: “are big balls are a good thing or not?” And of course way more. This is ‘not safe for work’ audio.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, comedy, howard stern, interview, los angeles, model, nude, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, twitter August 23, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Loses Cell Phone in NYC Deli, Has Bitchfit

Lindsay Lohan cursed out counterman Mohammed Hashan and called the cops when he dared to demand proof she was the owner of a left-behind BlackBerry, he said.

“I was just trying to be honest. Now I have police and trouble already,” Hashan said Friday.

“Who is she? Is she a star? I’m no celebrity. I’m not nothing. I’m only a restaurant worker.”

His brush with the high-strung starlet began when she popped into the Mott Corner Deli in Little Italy for a cup of ice and left without the phone.

Hashan, 37, sprinted after Lohan, and banged on the window of her cab.

“I said, ‘Is this your phone?’” he recalled.

“She said, ‘Yes.’

“I said, ‘Give me proof because there were more customers. If this is your phone, you know the number. If it rings, I’ll give it to you.’”

After Lohan made a failed grab for the phone, one of her pals tried to call. The phone didn’t ring, and Hashan asked Lohan to look at security video with him.

She went nuts, he said.

“She said, ‘I’m calling the police! I’m going to arrest you for not giving me my phone!’” he said.

Lohan pal Patrick Aufdenkamp dialed 911.

When cops rolled up, Hashan gave them the phone.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, lindsay lohan, nyc August 22, 2009

KFC Double Down Chicken Sandwich (Chicken as the Buns!)

KFC Double Down Chicken Sandwich (Chicken as the Buns!)

This is like an urban legend come true, or something. If I have this correctly, it’s strips of bacon melted in cheese, which two big pieces of chicken as the buns!

Just some side notes: It’s 858 calories and 62.4 grams of fat. Also it’s not available at all KFC locations. Your mileage may vary. If all else fails, you can go to Mickey-D’s make yourself a McGangBang.

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Permalink Posted in: food August 21, 2009

Paradiso Girls Rehearsal (Video)

The Paradiso Girls Rehearsal (Video)

Lolz, I couldn’t tell the interviewer and Shar Paradiso apart. Who can tell filipinos apart, anyway? J/k. The highlight of this video is at 1:39 when you see Chelsea Paradiso in her Fruit Stripe Gum zebra print booty shorts.

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Permalink Posted in: chick, music, video August 21, 2009

Greg Fitzsimmons Podcast: Dave Navarro

Prefaced with a no homo. I seemingly have a love affair with Greg Fitzsimmons because a) he’s mad funny and b) he acknowledges I exist = I like the guy. We actually go way back. I’ve interviewed him, I’ve written on LAist about him, and I’ve called into his SIRIUS101 radio show, talking about fried chicken, naturally.

Anyways, the FITZDOG has taken a page out of Adam Carolla’s book and launched his very own podcast. Here’s the latest episode with guest rocker, Dave Navarro. Oh, oh, oh, just some back story on Dave and Greg getting together, you’ll notice they’re EXTRA BUDDY BUDDY on the below podcast. The reason they’re extra buddy buddy is because originally they were beefing, and now they’ve come around full circle to be homies.

The story went that as Greg Fitzsimmons was hosting the pr0n awards, the AVNs, Dave Navarro was sitting in the front row of the awards show with his aviators on, and basically totally not paying attention to anything Greg Fitzsimmons was saying on stage. Greg (as a comic) zoned in on this one “douchebag”, and then proceeded to trash Dave Navarro on the Howard Stern Show…understandably. And for the record, until Greg Fitzsimmons made up with Dave Navarro and co-signed that he’s a good guy, I too was subscribed to the Dave is a Douchebag camp’s logic.

So, on to how they made up. Greg Fitzsimmons was a writer on Dave Attel’s now defunct Gong Show on Comedy Central. Dave was a celebrity guest one episode, and Greg extended an olive branch (via an assistant on the show) to Dave Navarro, to talk and make up. After initial resistance, Dave Navarro took the offer and met up with Greg and they instantly got over any of the prior bullshit, and now they’re BFFs. Fast forward to now and here’s Greg’s latest episode of his PODCAST. Enjoy!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, howard stern, los angeles, music, show, sirius August 21, 2009

Meet The Shrink – Riley Martin & Dr. Keith Ablow (Howard Stern 101) 8-21-09

Meet The Shrink – Riley Martin & Dr. Keith Ablow (Howard 101)

Meet the Shrink was great, damn! That background information on Riley Martin is mad telling. Keith Ablow dissected the ef out of him. It could have been longer, but you have to admit it sure as hell tickled your ass with a feather. There was no direct outcome of this show. They’re going to do another show. But, it was a hella good first effort.

And if you’re a Riley Martin fan, and you haven’t yet read my interview with him. Go here.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, sirius August 21, 2009

Tell Benjy Bronk He Has Herpes

Tell Benjy Bronk He Has Herpes (Allegedly)

Does this look like a man that has herpes? Wait, don’t answer that.

Okay, here’s the back story in case you’re not a die-hard Howard Stern fan. Benjy Bronk (writer) on the Stern show, is infamous for shtick-comas. So, the other day, on the wrap-up show, Gary Del’Abate brought up a hypothetical – “If you had herpes would you tell a chick you were hooking up with?” Benjy took a hypothetical and got all defensive as if he was being accused of having herpes. His irate reactions has caused this to blow up into a huge thing. Fans are now busting Benjy’s balls left and right, accusing him of having herpes.

Okay, so this is where THIS post comes into play… Benji has a blog at BangBangShow.com, and on his latest post, the comments section is BLOWING UP with herpes comments. So yeah, go here, and go tell Benjy Bronk he has herpes. Even I joined in on the fun and said, “BANG BANG SHOW Co-Starring: HERPES!!!” But, only AS A GOOF. He doesn’t RLY have herpes.

Who knew the King of All Media sat next to the King of STDs, everyday.

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, comedy, howard stern, sirius August 21, 2009

Inglourious Basterds Reviews

Inglourious Basterds Reviews

I still haven’t seen Inglourious Basterds, but the critics are in love with it! 87% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.

Here’s what Richard Roeper had to say:

Apparently some critics are upset at Quentin Tarantino for creating a revenge-fantasy, parallel-universe World War II movie in which a team of Jewish bounty hunters scalp Nazis, history is rewritten at every turn and Brad Pitt talks like the offspring of Forrest Gump and a Monty Python character.

Guess we should also condemn “The Blues Brothers” for the gratuitous use of “Illinois Nazis,” and of course Indiana Jones, and “The Dirty Dozen,” and…

Or we could recognize a big-ass drive-in movie for what it is.

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Permalink Posted in: movie, reviews August 21, 2009

NFLShop: Buy a Customized Michael Vick Eagles Jersey for your DOG!

NFLShop: Buy a Customized Michael Vick Eagles Jersey for your DOG!

HAHAHAHAH, I tried to make my customized pet jersey say VICK, but they have now disabled that name. But you can still get a customized dog jersey that says VVICK or VLCK. 07. Oh, and if you think I’m making this up, go here and order one, yourself.

Roffle. Or you can get a 00 nameless Eagles pet jersey for your lil doggy. Either way, that’s win.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, sports August 21, 2009