Free* Starbucks Coupon (*=pastry with purchase of drink)

Free Starbucks Pastry Coupon on 7-21-09

Hrm. What’s the cheapest drink, so I can get a free piece of lemon cake.

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Permalink Posted in: food July 20, 2009

Talib Kweli: The Schnorrer Of Hip-Hop

Let’s just call a spade a spade. Talib Kweli is a schnorrer. That’s Yiddish for moocher. When the man isn’t pulling a Star Jones, and getting his wedding paid for by Hennesey, (the epitome of schnorrer and classless), he’s busy getting fitted for free Asics instead of fulfilling his scheduled press duties. Let me actually dress the latter down, making press wait two-hours in a sweltering hallway for no reason. To waste a reporter’s time because he found new crappy asics to be more important.

So, let’s recap: schnorrer of hip-hop is Talib Kweli, and that’s yiddish for loving free Henny and shoes more than having a soul.

No offense, but two minutes of schnoorering is enough for me.

But really it was more like two hours! Gotta love revisionist history.

You actually DO have to prove it. Day in and day out. If you run wild like Kanye did, you fall into the douchebag abyss. How does it feel? There is more to life than stocked Hennessy and fresh kicks.

And you know what, in Kweli’s little FROG-head, I think he feels validated. He did manage to fit in ONE interview, in that two-hour period. It was for a hip-hop site that hadn’t even launched yet. As the Maryland State Senator in ‘The Wire’, Clayton Davis says, SHIEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT!

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUjh9Id6Id8]

As the great Artie Lange has said, and whom is a greater man than Talib Kweli will ever be: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I had to fly from Europe [in first class] WAHHHHH!

And is it even considered going in on someone that rocks pink watches? I mean I shouldn’t hate. It’s not like he sent in 5 FRUIT LOOPS UPC barcodes for that FREE watch.

(Photo via FBC)

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And, f–k any lame that wears asics.

Permalink Posted in: comedy, concert, hip-hop, music, shabooty exclusive, twitter, ventilation July 20, 2009

Sage Francis NOT Injured In Middle of Wu-Tang SlaughterHouse Fight At Rock The Bells NY – UPDATED

Here are the early (alleged) reports coming into twitter:

Uh oh…people sayin Sage Francis got beat up by WU @LuckyovLegends

Sage Francis caught a two-piece getting in the middle of Wu tang + Slaughterhouse confrontation backstage. He’s ok got a bunch of cuts on his head….performed 30-45 mins after it happened @clockworkmusic

Cops rushed the stage Sage Francis got knocked out. @JohnTDouglas

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I have a message into Sage, seeking comment. Stay tuned.

UPDATE – SHABOOTY EXCLUSIVE!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, concert, hip-hop, music, nyc, shabooty exclusive July 19, 2009

Cage – Agent Orange Live (Los Angeles) 7-18-09

Cage – Agent Orange Live @ El Rey (LA) 7-18-09

Kudos to amestopleeze for the video. He posted others as well from Cage’s show, last night. It must have been a wild time, cause El-P flew out all the way to LA for it. And not to mention Shia LaBeouf was in the house. Or as Chauncey calls him: “BOOF!”. Any chance that SLBeouf stepped on a pussy-bomb last night and hit the Cardboard City with some pussy-shrapnel? Puss for all?…right, right? Right, right!

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Permalink Posted in: cage, cardboard city, celebs, concert, los angeles, music, shia labeouf, video July 19, 2009

Dominic West (The Wire’s Jimmy McNulty) on Eminem

Photo by John Wright

Here’s an excerpt from UK’s The Daily Mail in which ‘The Wire’ lead actor, Dominic West (McNulty) discusses working with Eminem:

Meanwhile, [West's] choice of projects continues to surprise. Just recently he contributed to Eminem’s comeback album, Relapse.

‘I don’t call him Eminem. He’s Marshall to me, or Marsh for short,’ he says. ‘He’s a big fan of The Wire; he’s seen it the whole way through four times. He rang me up and said he had an idea for a skit for the album. He’d been in rehab and his doctor was English. When he heard that I was English he wanted me to play the part of his doctor on the album. We ended up recording it over the phone – I was in Chiswick and he was in Miami. I’m the first voice you hear on the album.

‘We met up when he came to Britain and went out for a Diet Coke. He’s not what you’d call a funny man. He’s intense and edgy. He’s interesting, curious, totally fascinating.’

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, hip-hop, music, show, tv July 18, 2009

Bruno on Howard Stern

Bruno on ‘The Howard Stern Show’ (7-13-09)

Sacha Baron Cohen is the man.

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Permalink Posted in: comedy, howard stern, show, sirius, tv, video July 18, 2009

Recap of Shabooty’s Twitter+Myspace Picture Captions AKA My Asshole Pic Comments/Tweets Of The Night!

It’s weird when a chick is in a conservative dress, in a liberal pose.

REST AFTER JUMP!

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Permalink Posted in: celebs, chick, facebook, los angeles, model, quotes, shabooty, shabooty exclusive, snatch, twitter, ventilation July 18, 2009

Ryan Romkema Real World DC Cameraman Aka “iDouche” Issues Apology to WUSA9 Reporter For Being Douchey

Real World DC Cameraman (Ryan Romkema) Aka “iDouche” Issues Apology to WUSA9 Reporter For Being Douchey, Blocking Camera Shot.

Here’s a follow up to my earlier post: MTV Real World DC Cameraman Disrupts WUSA9 News Report Outside Real World House.
So, this douchebag cameraguy with his head up his ass, has sent WUSA 9 reporter Lindsey Mastis an apology for blocking her camera shot during her report a few weeks ago.

Dear Lindsey Mastis,

I would like to extend an apology for my conduct on July 2. My actions on that day were ill advised and an overreaction to the pressures of the moment. Many people were and are excited for “The Real World DC” and the opportunities that lay ahead. A camera instruction was given to document the situation and it was too much. The nation’s capital has given a warm welcome to “The Real World DC” and it is our desire to present this great city in the best light possible. I regret my actions that day and hope you will accept this apology.

Ryan Romkema

Here is Lindsey’s response:

Dear Ryan Romkema,

Thank you for reaching out to me to apologize and explain your actions. I accept your apology.

Sincerely,
Lindsey Mastis

Umm, let me translate what occurred here. PR BULLSHIT.

Here’s how you know an apology is PR driven. It’s three weeks late, only after national media picks up on the story (MTV Real World DC Gets Ink in the NYPOST), after I’ve busted Bunim-Murray’s balls about it on twitter, …the apology is overly thought out and well crafted (aka a publicist crafted it). In other words, it’s lame. Fuck Real World. (Until Real World DC airs, that is, a million months from now).

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Permalink Posted in: dc, jersey shore, quotes, show, tv July 17, 2009

Beer me: Hoarder’s House of 70,000 Beer Cans!

Beer me: Hoarder’s House of 70,000 Beer Cans!

I bet all of these beers were bought with SSI on some Jeff The Drunk type shit. Gott-damn!

This pile of beer cans was found in in an Ogden townhouse. 24 beers a day for 8 years, worth 800 dollars after recycling.

More pics after break…

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Permalink Posted in: food July 17, 2009